Your strip club bucket list
shailynn
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Name your top 3 clubs/areas that you would like to visit someday and mention the reason you want to visit that club or general club area.
Mine would be:
1. Not so much a strip club but one of the fkk clubs reviewed by Londonguy in Germany. I want to go because it sounds amazing. I imagine jihadists show videos of that club to recruit!
2. I would like to explore montreal clubs more as I have only been there twice.
3. City of industry clubs. From what I've read it appears to be the "detroit" of the west coast.
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2. Tijuana, Baja California- Because of the Latinas
3. Rio De Janeiro, Brazil- Because of the Latinas
2. Detroit. If I could ever find a legitimate excuse to go here as cover for clubbing, then I'd be on my way. But there never seems to be any other reason to go to Detroit.
3. I really don't have a third. I guess some presently unknown international location that is not Tijuana.
I think you would be disappointed by COI. It has its charms, but unless Hispanic chicks are your thing, it's not all that special.
2 Phoenix- cheap lapdances
3 Detroit- crazy 3xtras
B. Tampa at Mons Venus, based on its reputation
iii. Detroit but only if it's summertime. Fuck all that cold weather.
That said:
1) Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club - never actually been to a club that admits it's a whorehouse
2) Men's Club of Houston - not exactly a high roller myself, but have a ten inch tall dick on my shoulder telling me I should give it a try. Shut up, dick, I have a house on the coast I want to buy.
3) Le Bar Salon Solid Gold - because freezing your ass off is more fun if you're being hustled in Québécois
Very difficult because there are many more than three clubs/areas that I'd love to visit over there. High up on the list would be the following, not necessarily in order.
1/ Detroit - for those cheap extras
2/ Phoenix - heard that the clubs there have great girls
3/ Tootsies in Miami - one girl I had an OTC with in Vegas had also worked in Tootsies, after hearing what she had to say I wanted to go.
Other places I'd love to go include COI in California, clubs in NY, some in Texas and last but not least the clubs that Shadowcat frequents
1. Detroit - extra's and sound like a PL's paradise. (I am calling myself a PL because I love strip clubs...HAHA)
2. TJ - Would love to see Hong Kong and Adelita's. Plus love me Latina's as well.
3. COI - Have been reading about those clubs for awhile now and again... Love to try them out.
Honorable Mentions: MBOT.... Just because of the history and hype...and extra's to be had. Could get a former Pornstar... Nikita....mmmm.... Mons and other FL clubs. Atlanta - Folies. Love Shadowcats Reviews and would love to see some of his Tshirts he wears in the clubs. (this is where I need the icon bowing to you. HAHA). then some clubs in TX.
Damn I need to get a summer travel schedule.
+ Visited ATL 2x in 2014 (March, Nov) and visited Follies for the first time in those 2 visits – met shadowcat as well as other great Follies regulars
+ visited Detroit in July for the TUSCL meet set up by jackslash and there were 2 other TUSCLers in attendance
+ visited Inner Room in Cocoa Beach for the first time in 2014 – did 2 separate trips (Oct, Dec) and had a good time
I like chocolate and like variety so wanna visit black SCs in other areas:
+ NJ – wanna visit the infamous Vic’s and Sights
+ Philly – wanna go while I’m in NJ since it’s close by and has lots of black clubs
+ Arnie’s in Harvey (Chicago) – big on extras so wanna say been there done that
+ ESL – lots of black dancers and cheap extras
2. Tijuana, Hong Kong and adelitas sound like the bomb, though, I kind of expect that it won't be much different from a nevada brothel (which I've been to) except more selection and generally hotter girls.
3. I want to check out some Canadian strip clubs, just for the experience.
For those of you who want to try out the metro PHX area, bourbon street circus and Hiliters should be at the top of your list, followed by the Tempe Christies, then the Phx christies. From there it's kind of down hill as far as the girls look and the clubs get more like dives, though with that being said, bandaids, blue moon, and candy store rank higher than other phoenix places. The east and west side of town have strip clubs too, but they're different cities and start to turn into a bit of a drive unless you're in those areas.
In SF, my gotos are Crazy Horse, MBOT, and gold club, in that order, though, in SF the strip clubs tend to be a bit over-rated.
1) Thailand
2) Germany
3) Philippines
2. White House, Auckland, NZ.
3. Toronto (unless things go to hell with new legislative efforts)
4. Tampa and/or Miami.
Now I suppose that Detroit is the exception as I would definitely like to see what the fuss is all about, but I don't see myself going to any great effort just to get out there.
2) Asia
3) Asia
Atlanta: Follies
Dallas: Baby Dolls
Strip clubs? Don't need a bucket list for that.
2. Atlanta (Follies, Onyx/Magic City) - I've gone to other clubs in the A and tried to go to Follies (they were closing when I got there), so it's just a matter of unfinished business
3. Detroit - everyone says it's wild, so why not?
Seattle had clear blue skies though when I visited there.
Hawaii had all time reord breaking cold. It wasn't too bad.
Miami- check
Detroit- check (many times)
Dallas- check
COI- check
Phoenix- check
Atlanta- check
Tampa- check
I guess internationally, I should go to Tijuana, Germany, Rio (been there, but no SCs), and Montreal (also been there but no SCs)
I guess my SC days are winding down. I tend to stay with what I know. And Detroit remains my go to spot.
2. FKK Berlin
3. FKK Munich
Toronto massage parlors are quite fun as well but those are a different experience.
COI
Las Vegas: Little Darlings
Phoenix
Dallas: Baby Dolls
Houston
Atlanta: Follies
Miami: Tootsie's
Tampa: Mons Venus
Montreal
plus some idiosyncratic choices of my own:
Baltimore: the Block
Erie, PA: Partners Tavern
Canton, OH: Christie's
Lawrence, KS: Paradise Saloon
Hamburg, IA: Shotgun Geniez
So many clubs, so little time!
I've been to every club y'all mentioned, except the ones I've not yet visited. Like Deuce said. so little time. :)
I exclusively go for Latina dancers. Not big booty ghetto Latinas though. I go after the one's that are more refined. I am a latin guy, so I can spot latin blood in a girl even if she looks White.
Also it's safe. Cab from border 5 minutes and 5 dollars You can get all you want on one street and things you might not by just walking the well lit block. Seedy? Yes. But not in a dangerous way ir we would not go. Lots of bucket lists can be fulfilled
The Jay Ballet (Hour Place)
Portland, OR
America wise I would like to hit Portland, OR, Springfield, MO. Wichita, KS, Mobile, AL, Birmingham, AL. Knock those places out.
My experience has been COI is slightly over hyped based on pre covid reputation. If you want to pay $300 for a BJ from a heavily tatted 6, it's easily available. But despite occasionally being half an hour away for work it really doesn't feel worth it to me.