A man's boat sank in the ocean and he found himself in the water. After several hours another boat came by to rescue him. "No need to help me, the Lord will save me" he cried out. The boat left. After several more hours, a helicopter spotted him. He cried out, "my faith is in the Lord. He will save me" The helicopter left. But after a while, the man drowned and went to Heaven. He saw God and cried out, "Why did you let me drown Lord? I had faith in you." God replied, "What the hell did you want me to do? I sent you a boat and a helicopter"!
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God isn't that how many super christians are.
Karl Malden tells it better: youtube.com
Lol never saw this, I remembered someone else from the 80's
Haha that is a classic
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