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motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods last night and looked at some footballs.

Instructions on how to inflate them:

  1. Locate hole
  2. Moisten hole
  3. Insert pin
  4. Pump several times

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crazyjoe

Glad there is no confusion now...

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tobala

LOL! So did you fuck it?

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shadowcat

This story sounds inflated. :)

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ATACdawg

So is that a poke in a pigskin? ;-)

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PhantomGeek

Is that place owned by the same guy who owns Dick's Last Resort? The instructions sounds like they come from the same mindset.

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Electronman

Rumor has it that viagra solves most under inflation problems.

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mikeya02

I dunno, Motor, When my balls needed to be pumped up, I had a girl moisten the pin

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shailynn

insert pin, sounds about right for some of the guys on this board! lol - joke!!!!

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