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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods last night and looked at some footballs.

Instructions on how to inflate them:

1. Locate hole
2. Moisten hole
3. Insert pin
4. Pump several times

8 comments

  • crazyjoe
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    10 years ago
    Glad there is no confusion now...
  • tobala
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    10 years ago
    LOL! So did you fuck it?
  • shadowcat
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    10 years ago
    This story sounds inflated. :)
  • ATACdawg
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    10 years ago
    So is that a poke in a pigskin? ;-)
  • PhantomGeek
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    10 years ago
    Is that place owned by the same guy who owns Dick's Last Resort? The instructions sounds like they come from the same mindset.
  • Electronman
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    10 years ago
    Rumor has it that viagra solves most under inflation problems.
  • mikeya02
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    10 years ago
    I dunno, Motor, When my balls needed to be pumped up, I had a girl moisten the pin
  • shailynn
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    10 years ago
    insert pin, sounds about right for some of the guys on this board! lol - joke!!!!
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