Got Balls?

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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods last night and looked at some footballs.

Instructions on how to inflate them:

1. Locate hole
2. Moisten hole
3. Insert pin
4. Pump several times

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crazyjoe
10 years ago
Glad there is no confusion now...
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tobala
10 years ago
LOL! So did you fuck it?
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shadowcat
10 years ago
This story sounds inflated. :)
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ATACdawg
10 years ago
So is that a poke in a pigskin? ;-)
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PhantomGeek
10 years ago
Is that place owned by the same guy who owns Dick's Last Resort? The instructions sounds like they come from the same mindset.
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Electronman
10 years ago
Rumor has it that viagra solves most under inflation problems.
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mikeya02
10 years ago
I dunno, Motor, When my balls needed to be pumped up, I had a girl moisten the pin
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shailynn
10 years ago
insert pin, sounds about right for some of the guys on this board! lol - joke!!!!
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