Dude needs to get his #sausage.fingers on KFC's latest -- a hot dog in a fried chicken bun covered in mayo or some shit. The story claims that it is Colonel jizz...what the hell, let's just assume it is jizz. Would using jizz as a condiment make a hot dog with a fried chicken bun any worse?
Check this shit out!
Being test marketed in the Philippines. Yay!


Market that shit to the strip clubs!
Come on Juice! You're the entrepreneurial type! It's a slam dunk as a menu item on every Gentleman's Club's menu!