Would you smell a dancer's ass?
I have seen guys stick their nose in the dancer's butt crack.I don't like it that close and personal, but I do like to admire their ass, because it turns me on more than boobs.
During a lap dance, if she bring her ass close to my face, I make sure not to breathe deeply. I don't want a foul whiff to turn me off.
I have been lucky so far. Only one dancer that smelled like ass and another one like urine. I only lasted two dances.
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You know things are bad when you can smell someone from over 50 feet away.
I could be part vampire with a nose like that. Usually I don't get overwhelmed with overpowering scents until I'm within 10 feet. I'd rather not smell anyone 98% of the time.
Some people are sick. Soe people have infections. Some people have smoke residue on their clothes. Some people didn't wipe that good and just stink. With some dancers, I can smell their female hygiene products. Perfume smells can be overwhelming in intensity. I try to stay at least 20 feet away from any female with it on too strong or I could start sneezing or get a runny nose and my eyes might start itching.
Some ladies are. Others aren't. I've had some girls where I could smell their crotch from three feet away. Others, it smelled like perfume. For the most part, though, if you're going to put something in my face, make it what's up front, not what's in back.
May 23, 2008 • I can never forget a famous line from a review by StripShopper "she stuck her pussy in my face and it smelled like ass" Dude she is back. After having a baby and spending some time in jail. Come and have another wiff!LOL...
I will sometimes squeeze a black dancer’s big ole butt cheeks together and against my face – but I’ve never made contact w/ the ass hole AFIK – black dancers w/ huge asses often means there is a large “barrier” b/w her butt cheek and her ass hole.
Man, it must take a ton of courage for the dancers to thrust their smelly parts in some strange dudes face all day every day.
But if it doesn't smell, is kept nice and clean, it's all good. (Ya, I've licked a few in my time)
However, some random stripper that's been on shift for 4-6 hours already and danced for 10 other guys comes up to me and 1st dance sticks her ass in my face, I'm probably not going to be happy about that.
Taking her "OTC" and getting a nice thorough shower in first, that I can be OK with.
If my CF sticks her ass in my face, there's a good chance I'm kissing it. I don't try to smell her ass, or sticking the tip of my nose into her asshole, but I don't hold my breath, either ... in fact, I specifically want to know if she stinks, so I can pull my face away and not try to kiss it.
I am stuck in no-extras SC hell, but in this particular case, that has some advantages, coupled with some advantages of the way I happen to SC:
- No extras club, so she hasn't be fucked in her pussy and ass all afternoon
- Touching is limited, so guys probably haven't been finger banging her asshole (aka, moving the contents of the inside of her butthole, to the outside)
- I tend to be one of the first customers in the club, and stick with the same girl my entire visit, so chances are I'm her first and only customer that day
- She's my CF -- she knows in advance I love asses, and hers is going to get spanked, kissed, kneaded, rubbed, etc., so she's going to prepare herself and her ass
There's a funny thing that's happened enough that I don't think I'm imagining it. The very first time I'm with a stripper, her ass may not be eat-dinner-off-it clean. After she realizes that I'll be paying a lot of attention to it, from then on her ass is absolutely squeaky, to the point that I'm pretty sure she's baby wiping between dances to make sure.