At one point I thought this...

At one point I thought this club was gonna potentially overtake norma jeans as the best club on "the block" a small strip of strip clubs on baltimore street. I now know I was wrong. I arrived at about 11 o'clock on a Friday night. Baltimore people are aware of the parking situation. On street parking for 2$ an hour, parking garage for more. Was going to go to norma jean but we didn't not want to pay the $20 cover. Guy outside kings and diamonds told us it was $5. Me and my buddy got inside and tried to walk to the less crowded side of the bar and were told that in order to sit down on that side you have to buy a bottle. 65$ minimum. Outrageous since the other side of the bar all the seats were taken. Literally one person on that other side. What's even more absurd about that policy is that they already have a VIP section with curtains and all that is very spacious. So there is no need for the ridiculous policy. Anyhow... We don't sit down we stand up. The bar tender is a BLOODHOUND. Holy cow. She tells us there's a two drink minimum. I tell her I'm not going to drink two drinks at once but when I finish I'll buy another. She agrees but returns every five minutes literally checking the level of my drink with her eyes...I mean unreal. There were about 8 girls most were either decent to below decent. There was one girl who was georgeous and had the body of a goddess. However she was in VIP for most of the time I was there. Might come back on a Wednesday or Thursday to see her. We left after about an hour and went to the two o'clock club which was not much better but more cost efficient.