I was in New Zealand doing...

I was in New Zealand doing a whirlwind tour...just a week to do the whole South Island. This place is home to some of the most jaw dropping scenery on Earth as well asthe best hiking trails. Me and my wife were there for all that, but one evening I slipped away to take in a different type of lads ape.

I had noticed the Caddilac Club while strolling by, right in the heart of Queenstown. Brightly lit pix of girls in lingere, 'Gentlemen Welcome' on the sign... You know, the usual lures. So up the stairs with Neto the enterence. Plump middle aged lady working the cash register, very posh digs.

How many dancers are working tonight, I ask her. She looks at meike I'm reay, really from out of town. Dancers? We don't dance-- you pick out a young lady, you pay and take her back to her room and you can do whatever you can afford, within reason.