Having read a recent discussion on Porn here where DP's were mentioned, I got to thinking that I have never participated in one. Asking some of my sleasier friends with well over 300 years of sexual experience, I found that none of them have participated in one either. So my question is have any TUSCLer's participated in a DP?
I’m not much on an extras guy to begin w/ although I partake from time to time – but I don’t have too many personal restrictions per se when it comes to sex w/ a woman and I would not mind trying it out if the mood/vibe was right.
It’s not on my bucketlist per se nor something I think about much; but would not be opposed to saying “been there done that”.
If by DP you mean vaginal and anal with two guys, I suspect that it happens rarely in real life in spite of its popularity in porn. In the real world, if a couple of buddies are double-teaming the same girl (in a club or elsewhere), one would take the mouth and the other would penetrate one of holes at the other end. The porn DP puts two guys and two penises in close proximity to one another, which is fine among pro's (many of whom are bisexual), but not as likely with regular, straight guys in most circumstances.
I've run a couple of trains, more than a couple actually, in college and we did the spit roast on more than a few girls, but none of us ever ever do DP cuz that would be fucking gay you have to touch the other guy. I would not want my ball anywhere near a dude. Fckn gay.
But somehow taking turns Cummins in/on a hoe didn't seem so gay. Go figure.
Man that's just way too much revolving around for me to do that. It's like the Ghostbusters, don't cross the streams, although it would be don't cross the swords.
I would have to say the closest things that I have done (which really aren't even close) that I didn't pay for would be:
1. A life long friend of mine banged 1 girl in a hotel room back to back in separate beds. I got the sloppy seconds but I couldn't complain because she was his date, so I guess he deserved to go first.
2. I've had a few instances where I was having sex in the same room as a friend with two girls (non strippers).
Totally different ballgame with 2 girls and a guy but no point on commenting on that since it isn't in regards to the topic.
In my 20's I passed up on a gang bang with a hot 18yo that was trying to get even with a husband that just deserted her and their baby. 5 Guys did show up for it and I got a blow by blow description of it. I'm not one bit sorry I passed.
My boss and I did an escort in Atlanta once with one in her mouth and the other in her vag, but no DP. Then once with my ATF I did her vag with my dick and her butt with a dildo. The vibration got me off quickly but it just hurt her cute little pink butthole.
I've only tried anal a couple of times and while the ass makes a great cushion, I feel it's highly overrated. Maybe if my fat dick was 2 inches longer it might work better, but given my equipment, I'm not looking for a repeat.
My buddy I sometimes go to strip clubs with and I did once many years ago with a chick we met at the bar that was around the corner from his house. She was a heavyweight honey who wanted to know what getting DP'ed was like. I had her pussy and he had her ass. I think it was safe to say getting DP'ed made her go temporarily insane. It is something I will not do again.
Rereading this thread I recalled a close experience way back in my late teens.
I have an older brother by almost 3 years – when I was about 17 and he was about 20; he had a fine ass Cuban girlfriend whom was a freaking nymph – she and my brother fucked like every other day (they did not live together) and on several occasions she told my brother she had a fantasy of me and my brother doing her at the same time.
I was a bit too young, shy, and immature, so I never pursued it nor did my brother ever say “let’s do it” – but if I would have had the balls to pursue it; I think it would have happened.
I've seen Evel Knievel jump Snake River Canyon on video, but have not done it myself.
A big part of US porn (unlike Japanese porn) is presenting fantasy women with voracious sexual appetites. Wanting cock in multiple orifices at once displays extreme horniness. Most porn is made for hetero guys and lopaws. The men are basically just props. They are not role models for how you should behave in real life.
We have to share our toys in real life, but if you do it in your fantasies, you are really, really weird.
This one time, in Bangkok....
Had two girls from the Eden club, and one was fine with anal, and she was fine with the other girl mounting her with a stapon, but much to my disappointment she wouldn't do both at the same time. (lost her tip over that).
So, no DP for me. Someday I will return to try again!!! (I'll bring more baht next time).
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I’m not much on an extras guy to begin w/ although I partake from time to time – but I don’t have too many personal restrictions per se when it comes to sex w/ a woman and I would not mind trying it out if the mood/vibe was right.
It’s not on my bucketlist per se nor something I think about much; but would not be opposed to saying “been there done that”.
But somehow taking turns Cummins in/on a hoe didn't seem so gay. Go figure.
I would have to say the closest things that I have done (which really aren't even close) that I didn't pay for would be:
1. A life long friend of mine banged 1 girl in a hotel room back to back in separate beds. I got the sloppy seconds but I couldn't complain because she was his date, so I guess he deserved to go first.
2. I've had a few instances where I was having sex in the same room as a friend with two girls (non strippers).
Totally different ballgame with 2 girls and a guy but no point on commenting on that since it isn't in regards to the topic.
I've only tried anal a couple of times and while the ass makes a great cushion, I feel it's highly overrated. Maybe if my fat dick was 2 inches longer it might work better, but given my equipment, I'm not looking for a repeat.
Having said that, if someone wishes to be involved or is, more power to them. Just not my cup of tea and A.
I have an older brother by almost 3 years – when I was about 17 and he was about 20; he had a fine ass Cuban girlfriend whom was a freaking nymph – she and my brother fucked like every other day (they did not live together) and on several occasions she told my brother she had a fantasy of me and my brother doing her at the same time.
I was a bit too young, shy, and immature, so I never pursued it nor did my brother ever say “let’s do it” – but if I would have had the balls to pursue it; I think it would have happened.
A big part of US porn (unlike Japanese porn) is presenting fantasy women with voracious sexual appetites. Wanting cock in multiple orifices at once displays extreme horniness. Most porn is made for hetero guys and lopaws. The men are basically just props. They are not role models for how you should behave in real life.
We have to share our toys in real life, but if you do it in your fantasies, you are really, really weird.
Attempted ride in a rocket. Wasn't it a complete failure?
Had two girls from the Eden club, and one was fine with anal, and she was fine with the other girl mounting her with a stapon, but much to my disappointment she wouldn't do both at the same time. (lost her tip over that).
So, no DP for me. Someday I will return to try again!!! (I'll bring more baht next time).