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OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Visited OZ on a slow night...

Visited OZ on a slow night - probably only 5 or so dances of various heights/weights. Interesting setup in that the chairs are in rows facing the stage, almost like a stadium. There…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Club is an adult store/strip club...

Club is an adult store/strip club in one. You enter into the store to get to the club. Club is fully nude & $16 cover which gets you a cup for unlimited soda from the…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Went there during lunch break last...

Went there during lunch break last Thursday. $15 cover fee is inexpensive, and pays for it self with free buffet lunch: Fried chicken (yummy!), ribs, bread and salad. Fits perfectly for a busy work day. The…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

The place is huge. I came...

The place is huge. I came here once before on a Wednesday night and there were maybe 5 girls. But this time was much better. All the girls get fully nude on stage and they…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Once again I remembered why Expose...

Once again I remembered why Expose is my favorite choice in Austin. I went to the club on the weekend in the afternoon and ended up staying almost 6 hours. I met a lot of…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Been in quite a few times...

Been in quite a few times within the past few months. Everything has been pretty much the same. Mostly dances with Mya, Ellie and a few newbies. Mya gives great dances. Said she might be leaving…

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

It's getting harder for me to...

It's getting harder for me to pass Guelph without finding time for a visit to the Body Shoppe (which actually calls itself The Manor). I had a brief window on this early February occasion, and…

Lust Lounge

Portland, Oregon

The inside of the club is...

The inside of the club is pretty clean. I was in on a Wednesday afternoon, and the place had 4 dancers. They were 5-6 range, if you put a 1 at being nasty and 10…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Visited Sapphire on my most recent...

Visited Sapphire on my most recent trip to Vegas. Called for a ride and 15 minutes later, the Sapphire car arrived and away we went. I don't remember exactly how much cover was,…

Gentlemen's Sports Club

Alexandria, Louisiana

Too much of a cover charge...

Too much of a cover charge ($10)for what it has to offer, not enough girls, watered down booze which cost entirely too much, music is too low and you hear more background conversations than music.…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Visited Nite Trips at 12:30 on...

Visited Nite Trips at 12:30 on a Saturday night. It was packed, I stood for a long time before a seat opened up but that's no problem. Lot's of attractive dancers, I'd…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I found myself in this sketchy...

I found myself in this sketchy neighborhood. The close proximity to the airport was probably this club's saving grace during its heyday. That was some decades ago. You have choices for mediocre…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

I seem to go to the...

I seem to go to the Griffin at least once a week, sometimes twice. I am not keen on their draught stout, as they don't sell Guinness, but I am there for the girls of…

The Flying Scotsman

Holborn, England

We all know this place is...

We all know this place is a dump with terrible toilet facilities, but the Guinness is probably the best I have found in London, and only £3.80 a pint, and the girls are non-stop on…

The Lido Room has come a...

The Lido Room has come a long way. I have been going to the Lido Room private lap dance parties since 2009 when they were in the basement in a Moroccan restaurant in Hell's Kitchen.…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This is one of the few...

This is one of the few clubs in the Martinsburg/Bunker Hill area, this is the only club I went to and spent a few days here so I can't compare it to the other clubs…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I was always skeptical about...

I was always skeptical about the place. It has a bright neon sign and I always expected it to be really gross inside. I was pleasantly surprised to find out it was modestly clean…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went in on a weekday evening...

Went in on a weekday evening and ran into a cute tiny girl with long blonde hair down to her butt. We chatted it up for a bit and she turns out to be a…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

First time to the club. Have...

First time to the club. Have been to others in the area that had knd of run down feel. This club was a little hard to find and in middle of what seems to be…

Ocean Cabaret

La Marque, Texas

This was one of my favorite...

This was one of my favorite spots when we were residents in Houston. The hour drive was nothing compared to the hours of fun we use to have. I am disappointed to say I will…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Was staying in Miami for a...

Was staying in Miami for a quick vacation in South Beach and was told the clubs there suck-- expensive tourist traps. Madonna's in particular expensive and no milage. I was told Tootsies and…

Stewies

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Been here several times. Club layout has...

Been here several times. Club layout has been covered. Drink prices are not bad compared to other clubs. $4 beers plus daily specials. Have seen anywhere from 2 dancers to about 9 dancers. Dancers range from skinny to…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Having a night out with my...

Having a night out with my girl and we decided on sins. Got there a little bit after midnight and club was 3/4's full I'd say. For those unfamiliar, this club is on Phillips…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

I was free after running errands...

I was free after running errands last Saturday and I was in the area; I had never been before so I figured I would stop by. Upon walking in the only thing hinting the place…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I haven't been to this place...

I haven't been to this place in about 3 months. I remember back then things were picking up and this was a real chill spot to go on the afternoons. So I had some free…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

First time here on a Friday...

First time here on a Friday night around midnight. $30 cover and no booze because its an all nude club. When I paid the ticket machine apparently broke so I jokingly said "that's not…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

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This club is occasionally maligned as bit of a sleepy dive, and I can certainly see how this reputation present itself. I, on the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Arrived 10 minutes after they opened...

Arrived 10 minutes after they opened and got the very last high-top seat. Parking attendant was already there and told me where to park but did not charge me. Got a 2 dances from a young…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Stopped by CC on a Thursday...

Stopped by CC on a Thursday afternoon. Arrived around 3:00 and the place was pretty crowded for a weekday afternoon. They do a special here every hour and all the girls parade across the stage.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Have gone to the club many...

Have gone to the club many times, mostly afternoon during the happy hours. Yes there is happy hours from 12-3 weekdays 2 for one drinks. The club is located under the ground next to a…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Was in Tampa on business and...

Was in Tampa on business and had to stop by Mons to see what all the fuss was about. Visited on a Wednesday afternoon (about 1pm) and paid a $20 cover. My initial…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

I came to the Landing Strip...

I came to the Landing Strip to see a dancer-friend who texted me she would be there. At 7PM all dancers came on stage, and I counted 20 of them, about 60% white…

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

So this was my first strip...

So this was my first strip in NYC, having just moved here. Got there around 3am and cover was 20 bucks. There was a coat check, quick pat down and we were on our merry…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

after eating a hearty lunch with...

after eating a hearty lunch with a buddy if mine we decide to head out to this place, as this club has been part of our to-got-to list for quite some time now. even though…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

So I got my tax refund...

So I got my tax refund and what do I blow it on, hip-hop concerts and strippers! I drove to D.C. to see the Rakim & Slick Rick show at the Howard Theatre. Rakim had…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

Skybox is probably the more female...

Skybox is probably the more female friendly strip clubs in harvey. I've went with my lady two times, both on a Saturday. One time it was completely dead and the other it was very active.…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

With the limited options in memphis...

With the limited options in memphis the pony has been my go-to place for years. After a hiatus I visited this fine establishment again last week. There are a number of new dancers…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

The Oasis day shift is slow...

The Oasis day shift is slow (even on Saturday). Very few dancers like to work the shift. The DJ plays a mix of classic rock, country and hip hop. the dances are mostly air.…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

The owners of Flashers have forsaken...

The owners of Flashers have forsaken the club. Maybe they can't clean it up or fix it without calling attention to it by the city of Sandy Springs. Afternoon trip into flashers $5 cover and…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

I've been to a number of...

I've been to a number of clubs in Miami, and Playmates has the hottest collection of women I've seen thus far. I was actually kind of surprised because I was there early in the evening.…

Club Coyote

De Soto, Illinois

It had been a few months...

It had been a few months since I had been able to make it out to Club Coyote. Mainly for the fact that it takes over an hour for me to get there.…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Did some online browsing and came...

Did some online browsing and came across this club. I walked in at 10:00pm with my drink in hand. I was patted down by security on the outside of the club. Then…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

So it had been a very...

So it had been a very long time since I'd last been in here. It has been remodeled fairly recently, not sure how long ago but the physical interior was actually very nice. (Not…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

First stop at this bar. ...

First stop at this bar. The outside and the inside are very nice. Bathroom was clean. 3 dance stages. No admission in the afternoon. No dancers were on stage. 4 girls…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

I used to go the Dolphin...

I used to go the Dolphin quite a bit, so I have tried this club several times now, and it can be pretty hit or miss. PLUS -friendly service staff -nice looking interior -most girls are a six…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

This was our second visit to...

This was our second visit to this club. Our first visit was 2yrs ago and on a Saturday night. This visit was on a Friday night. The girls this time were not as attractive and…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

first time at this club, usually...

first time at this club, usually hang out at loco or midway, interesting layout, a lot more showy that the other clubs in terms of aesthetics, girls were sexy some more than others, vip is at…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

For this club, I came at...

For this club, I came at one of their busiest times, after 8p.m. on a Saturday night. The club is fairly large, but the space is dominated by one very large stage and a smaller adjacent…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

The Deja Vu Club in COI...

The Deja Vu Club in COI was one of the better Deja Vu Clubs that I have visited. The night I went was a weekend and was quite crowded. I am very picky when it…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Have been to the Lumberyard in...

Have been to the Lumberyard in DSM a couple of times. The girls seem to generally range from 6-9, with plenty of 8 or 9s. My last visit was mid-January. Got dances from a young,…

Club Skin

Kansas City, Missouri

First time at a strip-club in...

First time at a strip-club in the KC area. Was in the area late-january. There were very few girls in the club, and not many guys either. They had 2 stages running, which resulted in…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

This is a great club. There...

This is a great club. There is several stages downstairs but I spent most of my time chilling at the bar upstairs. There are tons of sexy asian strippers in this club. I was approached…

6th Ave. Dancers

Terre Haute, Indiana

I'm glad I've given this place...

I'm glad I've given this place more chances, because it's definitely the better of the two area clubs. Granted, for me, it's primarily due to one dancer in particular, Pixie, who is cute, petite and…

Xsensual

Portland, Oregon

So I saw what I thought...

So I saw what I thought was a beautiful latina woman arranging some flowers outside this club. I was driving by and got a full raging boner. I mean I was mesmerized.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Being in Tampa for a couple...

Being in Tampa for a couple days I couldn't pass up a visit to Mons Venus. Unfortunately for me that trip came on a Thursday in the mid afternoon. At the entry I paid $20 to…

Polekatz Houston

Houston, Texas

Went on Monday after superbowl around...

Went on Monday after superbowl around 5:30. There was only one black girl there who was average looking. The club is very new and VERY nice - nice decor, flatscreen TVs near the stage showing…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Not a bad club, large and...

Not a bad club, large and decent decor, but age shows in the chairs. Quite a few dancers there for Monday evening, ALL latina. Same with the clientele. Surprised by that because it used to…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Got there around 9 pm on...

Got there around 9 pm on a Tuesday night and settled in. Place is large and smoky and dark with a ton of small tables and chairs surrounding the main stage. Beer is…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

This is Hillsboro's finest strip club....

This is Hillsboro's finest strip club. Unfortunately that's because it's Hillsboro's only strip club. I went in on a Saturday evening at 7 PM. I really don't expect a club to be jumping that early,…

Pony Cabaret and Steakhouse

De Soto, Illinois

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club several times, always on a Friday night. The last time was in January. The club is VERY nice inside. I looks new and modern, of course it IS, but…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

I dropped by a few weeks...

I dropped by a few weeks ago on a Wednesday night around 10pm. I was actually quite surprised on how relatively busy the club was for a Wednesday. The majority of the dancers there are…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

ive been going to this club...

ive been going to this club for closing in on 5 years now.. since it 1st opened in 2010 .. night shift has always sucked.. but as people know the nighttime options are starting to…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

I had an hour or two...

I had an hour or two in the evening. Probably between shifts at about 5 PM. I was there for a while and like others have said, the girls sometimes do not circulate well, chatting…

The Trap Lounge

Miami, Florida

The club has reopened – visited...

The club has reopened – visited on Saturday eve 2/7/15 around 11:00 pm. I have reviewed this club so will not get into club details – refer to my October 6, 2014 Trap Lounge review for…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Savannah's is by far the nicest...

Savannah's is by far the nicest strip club in the Harrisburg, PA area. It is a gentleman's club, well run with many attractive woman. While it's not quite up to the size and…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Greetings fellow strip club hounds! I thought...

Greetings fellow strip club hounds! I thought it was about time that I started a New Year's resolution that was for once interesting and fun enough to finish: experience, catalogue, and review every strip club in…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visited on the Saturday between Christmas...

Visited on the Saturday between Christmas and New Years. The club was less than busy but had good number of people at the tables. The shot girls didn't find it necessary to aggressively sell their…

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, Florida

First visit and had a great...

First visit and had a great time with a dancer! All air dance, unless you know a couple things (explained later in review). Club is very small, as you walk in stage in…

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Kids are smart...

Did you ever do anything like this? Cute brunette tries to take a shower: http://youtu.be/3wRPOV-H8lY

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What are the best strip clubs in your state?

Inspired by this awful list of "the best strip club in every state": www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more I pose the question to TUSCLers from all over the country: What, in your expert opinion, are the best strip clubs in your state (or a state…

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Best Strip Club in Every State

I don't think much "research" went into this. Mirage is certainly not the best club in NC, it's nice but its full of ROB's and constant upsells. http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/best-strip-club-in-every-state-florida-california-new-york-and-more

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Brain dead management

Last Thursday night, I was witness to the stupidest, most boorish example of an idiot straw boss that I have ever seen. I was reconnecting with a dancer that I hadn't seen before and she realized that the dancer who was…

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Fixations

Anyone have any opinions about how it is different guys and different cultures end up with different fixations on aspects of women: boobs, butts, waist-to-hips or waist-to-bust ratio, high pitch of voice? Or the juvenile characteristics: skinniness,…

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Vindication

Dang, last night must have been the lucky night for all things OTC. First ujay's story, now this: So remember this tale? https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=26112. TL/DR version, I got burned out of $200 from a girl who wanted…

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Jia's Lounge, Houston, TX, and Asian Hostess Bars in General

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=1128 Happened to see a new review of this place in Houston, yesterday. It sounds gross, but it is clearly right out there as to what they do. It is a Korean Hostess Bar. Where I live there have been…

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Best OTC experience. Who can top this for 2015?

I visit the Penthouse Club, Philly, because you get to see some real stunners from time to time. It is owned by the same person who owns Detroits Flight Club and Penthouse Club. They occasionally bring girls from Detroit. I…

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The PL Awards

Some of you may be familiar with the Darwin Awards which go to people who do incredibly stupid shit. I propose that on tuscl we have the Pathetic Loser awards which go to guys who do incredibly stupid stuff…

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Giveth all thy mooney too the hores with golden harts

Warship the hores that carest four others especielly there children. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane

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Tennessee stripper charged with starving 2-month-old son to death: police

Sad. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/tenn-stripper-charged-starving-son-death-cops-article-1.2106592

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Since when is a 6' 2" size 12 woman fat

Have you all noticed the big deal SI is making about choosing a "plus size" model for the cover. She is 6' 2" tall and a size 12! If she had a smaller dress size she would be a skeleton.…

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Another Flag-worthy Review

In a recent review of Dream Girls in Minneapolis, MN, the reviewer talks about a "double private dance for about 100 bucks." Last I remember, their lap dances were $20 and the bed dances (three-song sets) were $100. This review…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Instead of waiting in traffic and...

Instead of waiting in traffic and staring at the old lady in the Honday, I made a pitstop here. Cover was 15 and had to buy a drink every hour. $6 Nonalcoholic drinks…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I've found my level of satisfaction...

I've found my level of satisfaction with my usual spots BSC and HL is dropping. Think it's me, not them - was looking for something a lil darker. I decided to check out BML after…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Located in a shopping center in...

Located in a shopping center in district height area. So/so neighborhood depending on what you're used to. The parking lot is very well lit tho. Went on a Sunday evening with my boyfriend. Dancers were…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

This club is not worth the...

This club is not worth the money.. it is supposed to be the strip club Badabing from the HBO Show sapronos. .. yeah right! it looks nothing like it. The drinks are expensive. The place…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

This club is aptly named. ...

This club is aptly named. You can certainly have a few pleasant moments here. When you walk in, the circular bar is right in front of you but the stage is off to…

Xsensual

Portland, Oregon

This place was absolutely gross. During...

This place was absolutely gross. During my show I could hear rats scratching between the walls. As I was waiting for my dancer I looked up and saw beetles stuck in the curtains. The girl…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Visited on a Friday night. ...

Visited on a Friday night. Anniversary of the club so you got one free table dance. One dancer in particular caught my eye. She was a hot brunette with the nicest ass…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

As others have stated this club...

As others have stated this club is in a strange location as it is located in a strip mall. Every time I've been to this club I have had a good time. There…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I came here at about 7pm...

I came here at about 7pm on a Monday evening. Only two other customers were in the establishment. I bought a cranberry juice from the bar (mandatory 2 drink minimum was the entrance…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

I've been coming to the Tennyson...

I've been coming to the Tennyson lodge, nestled in the middle-class Pittsburgh suburb of Bethel Park, for about 2 years now. This is truly the mom-and-pop shop of strip clubs. Low ceilings, thick cigarette smoke,…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Well this place is a bit...

Well this place is a bit complicated. It is a nice place to hang out and meet some nice girls but if you are from a Hispanic descent you might not get girls to come…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

Have been here various times but...

Have been here various times but decided to review this place again. This s time there were plenty of girls but even though the quantity went up the quality wnt way down. This time it…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited Centerfolds on a Wednesday afternoon....

Visited Centerfolds on a Wednesday afternoon. Good selection of girls ranging from 6 to 8. Definitely a wide variety for different tastes. Recieved dances from one of my favorites. She gives great mileage on the…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Thought I give my old stomping...

Thought I give my old stomping grounds a try after a few months. Last time I went, the ladies were very nice...Several cars were parked outside, but plenty of seats were available...That was red…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I visited the club on Friday...

I visited the club on Friday night back in December 2014. The club is in a industrial area in Martinsburg, WV. There is plenty of parking available. I paid a $10.00 cover charge.…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Tried the Friday day shift. ...

Tried the Friday day shift. Got there before 7, so no cover, and the parking guys weren't there yet, so no $3 parking fee, either. Saw several girls, starting with Sunny, 40, larger woman…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I dropped by Desires this past...

I dropped by Desires this past Friday and had another memorable evening. Got to say there is some new talent recently. As with all strip clubs the dancers come and go, but there had to…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Today I had the best experience...

Today I had the best experience in my life. I had the table dance with 2 girls. They charged me $20. I also gave them all the small change I had on me. I wanted…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I would call this my first...

I would call this my first "real" SC experience. Ive been to clubs before in college and now know I was a complete PL. A friend who knows his stuff took me here and we had…

Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Around 11pm on Friday, February 6,...

Around 11pm on Friday, February 6, 2015 I was crossing East Baltimore Street to head to Norma Jeans when I was approached by some hustlers on the corner who ran some “game” and convinced me…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is a Big Club but...

This is a Big Club but also a very modern and nice one..When you walk in you go down a hallway and reach the place where they do dances on the floor..The admittance is around…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

This place is not worth the...

This place is not worth the trip. It is a covered titty bar... they say it was where Badabing strip club was base on in the HBO show sopranos. May be it was??? maybe not...…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Dropped in last week around 2pm....

Dropped in last week around 2pm. The club was nearly empty. Plenty of secure parking in the attached lot. I was greeted promptly and paid the $5.00 cover. The manager on duty introduced himself and…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I'm pretty sure I've never been...

I'm pretty sure I've never been in the club on a Wednesday before. It was hoppin. Do people still say hoppin? Anastasia: Was approached by her after her stage dance. She does a medium-energy stage dance.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Ah the Classic mbot. It's like...

Ah the Classic mbot. It's like the Vegas of san francisco. Except a lot more expensive. Make no mistake. If you're coming and looking for a little extra, this is the place to find it if…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I was out of the game...

I was out of the game for a month or so but I had the itch to stop by on a Thursday afternoon and then a Tuesday evening. Cover was $8 and $3. Prefer…

The Palace

Altoona, Pennsylvania

Pulled in around 11pm on a...

Pulled in around 11pm on a Friday night, paid $5 cover, got a corona for $4. Approached by a very nice, but heavily tattooed half head shaven women, not my type at all, but…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

So not much going on last...

So not much going on last Saturday so I made the trip out to Cocoa Beach. First stop was Lido's. It was around 9pm and the club was just starting to fill up with girls…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Made a couple of stops at...

Made a couple of stops at Follies on recent trip through Atlanta, so decided to do a combined review of both days. I contemplated trying some other clubs (Oasis or Shooter's), but ended up…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

This will be my last visit...

This will be my last visit to Georgie's. Went around 5 in the afternoon. There were 4 dancers. One AA dancer and three white dancers. The AA…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I was in Houston on business...

I was in Houston on business this past week and went to St James all 3 evenings and the afternoon before I flew out (yeah, I know -- I am a strip-club addict...). Over…

Softails

Springfield, Missouri

This was my first visit every...

This was my first visit every to Softtails in Springfield Missouri. The place in located downtown and has a very Blue Collar feel. I felt a little over dressed in a button up…

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DD TITTIES

I gotta say I am grateful to Kate Upton and Charlotte McKinney for bring big tits in vogue again. I was starting to feel obsolete with my DDs. Thank you ladies!

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Creepy?

i happened to run across a dancer on facebook that I've known for several years and learned her daughter's name is her stripper name. Seems a bit creepy to me.

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Wrestler Haystacks Calhoun was a cousin of Juice?

Check the pic out......notice the fresh bling http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/bios/h/haystacks-calhoun/

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$755 for a box of condoms?

$755 for a box of condoms? Maybe in Venezuela http://www.cnn.com//2015/02/05/americas/venezuela-expensive-condoms-shortage/index.html Just one more reason not to go to Venezuela.

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I shalt preparest four a pilgrimidge

I have begun eating of the holy KFC nuggats and taken the blesset Grown Hogg into my hart. I shall then go fourth too bless the hores with my holy sausage fingers four they shalt be greesee with the drippins…

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Bee carefull of the StroDiggs

The LORD mane hath tol me that StroDiggs is a warshippar of the Beast mane LUCIFER. Thank about it

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Anybody ever take a stripper out of town with you?

Anybody ever a take a stripper out of town, on a weekend trip to somewhere warm,or maybe vegas? I am considering taking one to vegas on her 21st. I'm wondering what you boy's think are the negative drawbacks of this?…

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More dancer tattoos of words

Ok, so VeryBigDog recently made a post about a tattoo a dancer had that said slut. Has anyone else seen any clever/memorable word tattoos somewhere on a dancers body? One of my favorites has the phrase "slippery when wet" tattooed just…

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Stripper has "Slut" Tattooed on her Cunt

This lovely stripper girl peels off her thong and she has the word "Slut" tattooed on her cunt. WoW. I had to learn more so chatted with her when she got off stage. If I understood correctly, she…

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If you won the Lottery, what's the first thing you would do?

Me? There's a few girls I would call and say, "silly bitch, you should of been nicer to me. see ya"

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OT: More on Today's Jobs Report

"The U.S. economy added 257,000 jobs in January, and revisions showed that employment gains in the last two months of 2014 included 147,000 more jobs than previous estimated. That was enough to keep job growth running at its fastest 12-month pace…

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okay, so what percent of dancers do provide extras?

Let's define extras as ITC HJs or more, or anything OTC. LDKs don't count, nor does stick shifting. Nor do kissing, tit sucking or pussy fingering. .. this is about intentionally getting guys off for cash. Obviously it varies by…

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I approve. Do you?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-webcam-girl-kendra-sunderland-interview-article-1.2105248

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OT: "Today's Jobs Report Marks a 'Sea Change' for the U.S. Labor Market"

Another blowout jobs report. But how can this be after Stevie-girl and everyone on TUSCL forecast DOOM? Also how can it be if we aren't following the policies of Libertarians and Ayn Rand? "The January jobs report isn't just a single…

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Who has some good stories/hottest girls at WV clubs Vixens, Taboo, or the old Le

Looking for some good stories with people familiar with these clubs. I used to hang out there a ton until I moved.

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Being married to a stripper

For the last two years my wife has been dancing at a full nude club. This has been a great experience for us as a couple. I remember hating to see her go but now we trust each other so…

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OT: Hong Kong Can’t Build Public Homes Fast Enough as Demand Soars

Overwhelming demand for housing? Sounds like a boom to me. Even though Stevie-girl and his cohort of mindless cock-sucking circle-jerkers on TUSCL said the world economy was DOOMED starting with China. After we did not go back to the gold…

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TUSCL is the Ultimate Authority

In a news story about proposed regulations on sexually oriented businesses in Jackson, Michigan, TUSCL was referenced as the authority for statistics: "With four strip clubs within city limits, Jackson has one strip club for every 8,356 residents. It falls behind…

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@TheProphetJuice.......Amazing Grace by the Mighty Groundhogs

Lol!....this is over 40 years old, and PJ now starts talking about holy groundhogs.....I like this electrified version

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why do people have unprotected sex in a club..?

Reading the reviews I saw many people got FC without cover..! In a club..! Why r they not afraid of diseases..?

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Funniest thing you seen a drunk/high stripper do?

Yesterday evening popped in for a quick visit at my local SC around 6. Anyways, theres a dancer on stage doing her first song.About 30 seconds in the DJ called another dancer, I'll call her A for short , up…

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This PL must have $$$ to burn

From a recent review Rachel’s Steak House and Men’s Club; an upscale SC in West Palm Beach, FL: “…First night on my vacation decided to hit up a high end club that had some quality food and girls. TUSCL reviews for…

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This is what happens when you lie about where you are going. :)

STATELINE - A 25-year-old Spokane man was arrested Saturday night after a physical altercation between him and his girlfriend at a Stateline strip club. Curtis Olson's live-in girlfriend told Kootenai County Sheriff's Office investigators that on Saturday at 4…

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Carl's Jr. commercials are the hottest

Super hot actually.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OhSKjfgCZU

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Cheapest OTC Offer Ever

I'm starting to understand why the Follies regulars are so opposed to higher prices for OTC. Last week a dancer offers me $100 per hour and that's her opening offer. Granted she's below my standards, but she did…

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Non extras clubs

Have you ever been to a non extras club and you are following a dancer to the private dance area, and she turns around and whispers," im going to make you cum hard"! What were you thinking when they said

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Do cops like Donuts?

DO COPS LIKE DONUTS? PRANK ON COPS, Clearwater Be…: http://youtu.be/Kc16XRtPHuY

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Multiple Girls in VIP

I had my first VIP session with two dancers last night. I've never done this before because it seemed an unnecessary expense. However, the DS is very social and wanted us to play with one of her…

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@theprophetjuice aka zipperhead68

is it possible for you to get any more pathetic? you can’t even do a half way convincing juicebox impersonation. not that it would be an accomplishment for anyone except a fucking dumbass loser like you. dumbass loser

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The LORD mane hath blesset us with the nuggats off KFC

Thy prophet hath eeten two pounds of KFC popcorn nuggats beefour his pilgrimidge too the club las nite

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The LORD mane sayeth too give all thy mooney too the pour

So they may giveth an receeveth sloppie blow jobbies

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Do not mocketh the Grown Hogg

For the LORD mane hath said the Grown Hogg is a Holy creeture http://wishtv.com/2015/02/03/video-wisconsin-groundhog-bites-mayors-ear/

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How Big

Read Rankum's thread below on individual preferences and someone ask "how big". Is Ashley Graham too big for SI Swimsuit's Edition? (Size 16) http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2015/02/04/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-plus-size-model-ashley-graham/

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I am so sick & tired of the internet headlines

Is anyone besides me sick and tired of the internet headlines dominated by featuring a Kardashian or a Jenner? Even though all the women are over exposed in the media I still would probably get a lap dance from them (even…

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Crusty

I have seen the term Crusty (Crusties) used on this website in discussions, but a lot when girls talk about us guys, such as on https://www.stripperweb.com/ I am wondering as to the definition of the word. It seems derogatory. Does…

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OT: Money For Nothing Censorship

Several of us are probably familiar with Dire Straits "Money For Nothing" hit song from the mid 80's. It seems that over a quarter century later that some PC/ Thought Police folks are offended by some of the lyrics.…

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Club Baccala in Kansas City, MO

Anybody know anything about Club Baccala in Kansas City? Is it safe for a white guy? I love black women...

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Fuketh only those you find sexie

Such is the comandmint of the LORD mane

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Superman lives!

Well, not really, but this guy will always have this video.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lC1-YPNWo

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Which do you like?

Generally do you like your strippers: A. Petite (not necessarily height, but petite as in trim figure) B. Skinny (not skinny enough to be considered petite) C. Average (not petite or thick, she's in the middle) D. Thick E. BBW F. Other I generally like my strippers…

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Do any of you have holy sausage fingers

The LORD mane hath decryed that stripers and hores love the holy sausages up there asswholes

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How much is a Lap Dance worth?

I think around the nation the average cost for a Lapdance is 20 bucks. How much do you think a standard one way contact dance should cost? I think 10 bucks is a fair price for that. How much do you…

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Sinners goeth fourth

The LORD mane hath told me too leed the sinners on a voiage of atunement

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The LORD mane hath tol me

The LORD mane hath tol me covert the wikked. Cum too my house be on of us

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The Stripper and Prince Harry's Underwear

A stripper plans to wear Prince Harry's underwear in her performance. http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2015/prince-harry-nude-scandal-haunts-him-underwear-being-worn-by-stripper-carrie-reichert-in-upcoming-show/

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When Ethics is Taken too Far

I was sitting at my table in the club with my dancer-friend Jenna, having some drinks. When Jenna took the stage to perform, the woman of a couple went up and tipped her and talked with her. Then…

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Pissed off stripper

BRIDGEPORT CT – A stripper at a local club, unhappy because she couldn’t keep her tips up, trashed the bar and assaulted patrons, police said. Frances Rodriguez, 29, of Norwalk, was charged with assault on a peace officer, interfering with an…

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Florida Lawmakers consider strip club admission surcharge

http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/2015/02/03/lawmakers-consider-strip-club-admission-surcharge/22831317/

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Getting the shits at a club

Do you ever fear getting the shits while in a club? This has always been a fear of mine. I can't imagine getting a lapper and in the middle of it, it just seeps out. Luckily it's never happened IN…

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Bargain full night clubbing with all the fixins

So what do you consider a bargain for a full night out clubbing with all the fixins? I'm talking about several hours of drinking, some stage tips, and a comfortable and private full service finish with your favorite dancer?…

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Blesset art stripers that danse at clubs that art of the LORD mane

The LORD mane hath asketh his final prophet to bless the hores by bringin Kintucky Fied Grown Hogg too the club. The hores that giveth t he sloppie blow jobbie four the fried Grown Hogg art blesset by the prophet…

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Cum too my house be one of us

Inn the house of the LORD mane ther art many mansins too dwell and all shalt be filt with hores and Kintucky Fied Grown Hogg. Cum too his hose an bee one of us

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Would you help with a porno flick?

PORNO PRANK: http://youtu.be/DAzqGp8OlFA

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sweaty chicks

I haven't been a member very long so this may have already been covered. I just left the gym where I've been checking out this girl, around 30, seriously working out. She raises up in a v neck t-shirt and…

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TheProphitJuice

He wears condoms on his fingers to hide the mess of all the gooey greasiness of holding drumsticks in his sausage fingers. Dammit juice, just wash your hands already. Go to Grainger.com im sure they have some industrial strength degreaser…

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A Snotty dude

Did you hear what happened to Bagboyjames? He was picking his nose with his sausage fingers and ended up in the hospital! He ended up picking a 9 pound bugger and his head colapsed! He is in brain surgery now.

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Being propositioned in the club parkinglot

Has anyone else been propositioned in a club parking lot? I was leaving a club in the the late evening (lit but no security) and a youngish girl came up and started chatting with me. She never came right out…

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Hard to pick..

...a favourite from any of these but 31 and 42 are seriously HOT. http://thechive.com/2014/12/29/the-50-sexiest-selfies-of-2014-50-photos/ Apologies if this has already been posted before

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Blesset be the Grown Hogg

For the LORD mane touchd my brain when the Grown Hogg had his daye. We shall eat of the Grown Hogg as sausages while we proseletyze our faith. Cum to my house be one of us

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Myrtle Beach

What is the club scene like in Myrtle Beach? What is the best club to go to for extras?

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An I meen you Little Dickie Dugan

Thou art on the deep frye list of LUCIFER unless thou repentest and stop bein suche an asshat. So sayeth the final prophet of the LORD mane

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Thou shalt not ignoree thy Prophet of the LORD mane

If thou addest me to thy ignore liste thou shalt be castt into a lake of FIRE where the LUCIFER mane shalt sodomize you with fry chicken for eternally four the lake is off KFC oil

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OT: You Need 1,450% Income Growth to Join the 1%

Here's an article Josh43 in particular will love: “'Average earnings growth over the life cycle varies strongly with the level of lifetime earnings: The median individual by lifetime earnings experiences an earnings growth of 38 percent from ages 25 to 55,…

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Nude woman arrested at club says she was stripping

A nude woman OUTSIDE the club! http://www.walb.com/story/28005995/nude-woman-arrested-at-club-says-she-was-stripping

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tampon during LD

So, she on my lap dancing, letting me run my hand anywhere. She tells me she wants me to cum. I start rubbing between her legs and she asks me to rub her clit. As I slowly ease a finger inside,…

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Asthmatic Stripper

In my recent SC visit I got a lapdance from a stripper with really bad Asthma. She had an average body and wasn't overweight. She said that she had been dancing at the current club for 4 years.…

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STRIP CLUB CITIES: INKSTER VS DALLAS?

wolverines vs the longhorns. north vs south. planning on a trip around may as I have to get out of the northeast. targeting flight club and bogarts in Inkster as well as baby dolls and cabaret royale in dallas. if you…

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Ex Tampa Bay Buccaneer Warren Sapp fired by NFL Network after arrest for solicit

2:15 PM PT -- The NFL Network has fired Sapp. He'd been with the network since 2008. 12:55 PM PT -- New details in the Warren Sapp arrest ... Cops say two women told police they were at the hotel "as…

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Clubbing Outside the hometown

I wanna get out more, ya know. Not just always visit NY clubs but also visit clubs in PA, or maybe NJ or somewhere around NY. I am going on vacation and I was thinking, Club Onyx in Philly but…

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Cum join my flack and bild a tempal for the LORD mane

TUSCL shall become a place of piece where Douglass shall cast out the demoniac system from the hart of Little Dickie Dugan an DoctorPhill shal end his war with the Zipmane and Mikey and CrazyJoe shall be my discipals. I…

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How much?

How much shit does it take to shit your pants?

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My first TUSCL maracle

Mikey wanted me to multaply the pigs in blanket so I shalt make the sausages of Grown Hoggie in pankakes an yay the shalt be multaplyed one hunred score. It's the day of the blessed Grown Hogg so my brethren…

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Interesting read

Portland strippers head to Salem to lobby for better work conditions http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/02/portland_strippers_head_to_sal.html

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sausage

Did you hear Dukey had his sausage fingers bitten off? He was holding some pancakes and someone thought he had pigs in a blanket...

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Beauty and the JuiceBeast.....

And lo, the JuiceBeast gazed upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his sausage fingers. And from that day on, the JuiceBeast was as one gone nuts.

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Messages

Anybody else having problems with sending or receiving messages. I have one message right now that appears to have stopped before completing and there is no reply button.

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Valentine's Day

I was considering going to the club where the DS works on Valentines which falls on a Saturday this year. In one sense, going to a club on Valentine's Day seems like an extraordinarily PLish thing to do.…

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Strippers mobilize

It seems that Portland's strippers are mobilizing to get better working conditions. We have seen strippers try this before. Any reason to think it will work this time? http://news.yahoo.com/oregon-strippers-lobby-better-conditions-070859686--finance.html

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OT: Is Tom Brady the greatest QB of all time?

A case can certainly be made. 1. The team has been a playoff contender for 12 of the last 14 years (he was out injured one year and they got beat out one year despite a good regular season…

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I have been hering the LORD mane in my head

He tells me to go forth an heel strippers with my sausage fingers. So I tryed it on a pregnent stripper with hemroids and she was heeled! PRAISE THE LORD MANE! So yor prophet fucked her up the newly heeled…

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Charlotte McKinney

Who saw the Super Bowl spot with her in it. Wowza! I broke out my Ruby foo whipped up a quickie script to scour the googles and started sucking down images. It's been running for a while now and I'm at several…

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Someone needs to get out more

In his review of Babes East of Indianapolis, the reviewer says "that Indy's strip club choices are limited to one area." Mind you, he has five reviews of just two clubs -- Babes East and Harem House -- both there…

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Looking for a new club

I was interested at dancing at Platinum Plus in Allentown Pa. Is it true not all girls dance on stage if they don't want to? As in they make more money walking around. That is what I've heard.…

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farmerart

Any truth to this... The Royal Canadian mint announced that they are going to take the polar bear off the toonie and replace it with two fornicating deer... Instead of calling it a "toonie", it will be called "two fucking bucks".

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OT: Did you see that finish coming in the Super Bowl?

Crazy play calling by Seattle.

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Pretty Girls Need To Be Kissed

I've mentioned Light Blue Mini Dress Vietnamese Y. before. From now on I'll refer to her as Blue Y. I window shopped her on Thanksgiving 11/27. Then I returned on Xmas and asked about her. Then I did…

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Super Bowl: the National Anthem

Who the fuck was that? How about someone we've head of. Like Lita Ford or Pat Benatar.