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What a PL says to his wife or girlfriend ...

What a PL says to his wife or girlfriend .... and what he really means. "I'm going over to John's house to watch the game tonight." really means ... "John and I are going to the strip club tonight to shop for…

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Duke once cheated at a hot dog eating contest....,,,,

At the very end, Juice pretended to eat the fingers of his left hand and the judges got confused and gave him credit for 4 more hot dogs, thereby allowing Duke to win by one dog,.....lol

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Atlanta Strip Club DJ charged with murder

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/atlanta-dj-suspected-in-wifes-murder-plot-schedule/njNbY/

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Leo DiCaprio leaves club with 20 women

Beats my record of leaving the club with one woman. http://nydn.us/1G73cvV

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OT: DOOMED Shanghai Composite Closes Above 3000

Remember when Stevie-girl quoted that article in The Economist about how worrisome China was because it's growth was a mere 6-7% a year and they were, rightfully, worried about this dangerously low growth rate that is? Well it appears, for…

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Orlando Magic's Maurice Harkless Accused of Strip Club Thievery

Player accused of stealing stripper's cell phone. http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/04/orlando-magics-maurice-harkless-accused-of-strip-club-thievery//?adid=TMZ_Search_Results

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Top grossing and earning clubs

Was watching the crowd a few nights ago and the massive amount of cash change hands at Las Vegas Spearmint and wondering if there is any other club that does anywhere close to this volume. Maybe Tootsies in Florida…

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Ha Ha

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Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Saturday night. I remember being here once years ago when I believe it was called Platinum 21. Anyway, this is a small place. The talent here…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Other aspects of club has been...

Other aspects of club has been covered many times here. So, I will skip that. This is just my last experience visiting this club. I was in the area and have sometime to kill. So, I…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

I have been here before like...

I have been here before like 4 years ago and was great. I went and paid the valet parking like $10 then went in. I was asked to pay the fee which was $20 I…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

I've been to this club twice,...

I've been to this club twice, now, in the past year. First visit (about a year ago) there were more dancers, it seemed. This visit, not so many and not as many lookers.…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

The wife and I have been...

The wife and I have been fans for Ruby's II forever. It's our goto place when she's feeling frisky and I want a good fantasy. We went there again after being away for…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I've been here many times, don't...

I've been here many times, don't review every time unless I can impart some useful info on here. I stopped in to see about $10 Tuesdays and I either just get some good sexy…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ah, Vegas. I know there are...

Ah, Vegas. I know there are other cities that claim "strip club capital of the world", and I'll bet there are in fact better cites than Vegas, but damn this city is awesome. If only…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Okay I have been to Arnies...

Okay I have been to Arnies a lot of times. I am going to give you the guide to everything about the club. In order to park you must park on the street or on…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went were with friends from work....

Went were with friends from work. We drove over the river and found this area quickly. Pretty safe area. The club is pretty small and there were not many people there at 9pm. But the B-ball…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Wow, where do I begin? Entered...

Wow, where do I begin? Entered the club on a saturday evening, it being my first time in TJ and not knowing exactly what to expect. I got word from friends to check this particular…

Amnesia

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Went here for a friend's bachelor...

Went here for a friend's bachelor party and had plenty of fun. This place is on the second floor of a shopping center, there's Placers right next to it and some massage place as well.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

IMO this is probably the best...

IMO this is probably the best club in COI. The dancers range all over the spectrum from hot to chubby and honestly it's pretty typical to most COI places, but their claim to best strip…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

I was in the area for...

I was in the area for the day and decided to check this place out on a Saturday around 7PM. The guy at the front was very friendly and answered all my questions very…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

I took my brother here for...

I took my brother here for a good time....he liked one specific dancer, "christine". She was nothing but rude to him and even made him feel like he was not welcomed at the club. I…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

What a disappointment. I read a...

What a disappointment. I read a lot of good reviews on this place over the years and I wanted to stop in if I ever got in the neighborhood. I one Friday, but it was…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

It's been quite some time since...

It's been quite some time since my last visit to NOLA.  Visions has always been my favorite flavor as for the Orleans clubs,simply because the dancers are much fun,way sexy and simply, down to earth. You…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I came here on a Saturday...

I came here on a Saturday so there were a good amount of dancers working that night. There are only a few parking spots in the front and a lot more parking spots in the…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

I have been here a few...

I have been here a few times, but decided to come here on a Thursday afternoon. As I walked in there were guys sitting at the bar talking to the 2 or 3 dancers…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This has been the first time...

This has been the first time back for me in a long time. I didn't know what to expect due to all the changes I have heard that have gone on here. The place…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Average club more lik a neighborhood...

Average club more lik a neighborhood bar. Free parking which is nice and $5 cover and $10 vip one time fee. Dancers were a mix of young and older fat and skinny and real…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Went on a Sunday evening, and...

Went on a Sunday evening, and while I've been here before but not been too impressed, I don't know if it's because of the post-football game crowd, but the place was jumping for the night,…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

A slight step up as compared...

A slight step up as compared to the mouses ear. There weren't as many great looking girls here, but the lap dances were two for one the majority of the night and they were…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I do still love this place....

I do still love this place. Not as frequent a visitor as I used to be, but it's always worth it. Today, I got to spend some quality time with Clover, who always…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by desire this past Friday....

Stopped by desire this past Friday. They had a nice array of dancers this particular afternoon. Ran into to Tessa, Sasha, and a few other notables. The talent here is as good if not better than…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Visited the Mens Club shortly after...

Visited the Mens Club shortly after opening on a Wednesday afternoon. VERY quiet, maybe three dancers total and very few patrons. First time for me, I went with a lady friend who is bi and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

a review long time coming but...

a review long time coming but i keep wishing 4 a return to this club in Miami the next time I'm in the area. OK LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT. GOOD AND THE BAD: GOOD:…

Paradise

Austin, Minnesota

So it has been awhile since...

So it has been awhile since I stopped into Paradise. I have gone over the details before of the club lay out. But a brief rundown: No cover, beers are $4 for one domestic…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Went to this establishment on a...

Went to this establishment on a Friday night and wow was it packed. Good selection of women that range in quality. If your looking for a quick pit stop to get some cheap relief this…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Cadillac is truly a hit or...

Cadillac is truly a hit or miss club depending on the night, it seems like girls usually switch shifts here. So no consistency in the quality on weekday nights but weekends the club is full…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Was driving by Fayettevile the week...

Was driving by Fayettevile the week before Thanksgiving and decided to stop and collect my own impressions of Mickeys. The club gets pretty good reviews on tuscl so I figured it was worth a…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

I stopped by after a lucky...

I stopped by after a lucky day in BlackHawk. I took a seat seat in the couch stage area. A sexy tattooed woman approached the area and give me nice 2 dollar lap dances. They…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Nice club, I've been here many...

Nice club, I've been here many times before and stopped in to see the talent on a Monday. The place was not busy so I went to the upstairs bar to see what was…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Babies is a hidden hole in...

Babies is a hidden hole in the wall club. It's not that it's completely run down, but it has that kind of atmosphere, especially on the outside. The girls aren't that great looking…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

This is not my first visit...

This is not my first visit to Heavenly Bodies but it is my first visit since joining TUSCL and I figured I would post a review while it was fresh in my mind. I do…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I had an hour to kill...

I had an hour to kill so I stopped just to have a beer. As soon as I sat down I was met by a waitress and my drink order was taken. My beer…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Not really sure why this place...

Not really sure why this place exists, to be frank. It's a sister club of Flashdancers, which is only a ten minute (brisk NYC standards) walk away, and it's such a distant second to…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

I visited Rick's for the first...

I visited Rick's for the first time yesterday, and I was thrilled with it. The girls look fantastic. Most are an 8, several 9-10s, and only a few straying into the 5-6 category. The club…

Starz

Gardena, California

I stopped by Stars Saturday night...

I stopped by Stars Saturday night and had a blast.One of the girls had a part there. It was great there was free food. I hadn't been to the club for a few weeks and…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I visited Blackjacks in the afternoon....

I visited Blackjacks in the afternoon. That's when I usually get to go because of my work schedule. I'm a bit conflicted in regards to this club. The club is nor shabby and it is…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Decided to switch it up from...

Decided to switch it up from the standard trip to BD. Arrived about 1:30pm and decided to go upstairs,I typically head upstairs because you avoid the "want a dance" hustle. Purchased a beer from…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Went to Filmore's on a Friday...

Went to Filmore's on a Friday night after the basketball game. There was no cover charge to get in to our surprise, club seemed quite clean to my surprise as I heard some horror…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Bogarts is the opposite of a...

Bogarts is the opposite of a box of chocolates. You always know what you're going to get. Any trip to bogarts will contain the following three ingredients: 1) Mediocre looking girls, mostly drunk or high. 2)…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I have been here twice, the...

I have been here twice, the first time was a Thursday night as well and the club was fairly slow however there were still about 12 dancers, just not as many patrons, lower noise level.…

Mardi Gras Oxford

Oxford, Massachusetts

Stopped in this past Saturday Night….Chill...

Stopped in this past Saturday Night….Chill Vibe, but the lineup definitely had talent…Cadence, Anya, Rosa & Gianna were the top 4 highlights IMO, all quite hot…Other sightings on the shift included Lauren, Alex, Ivy, Paris,…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

This is a weird spot; it's...

This is a weird spot; it's location is good if a bit embarrassing if you're visiting (which I am); it's right in the middle of the downtown market tourist location, but is probably the best…

Stilettos Cabaret

Brownsville, Texas

I visited during a Thursday evening...

I visited during a Thursday evening around 8:30. Even though the opening time says 7:00 pm, the club was quite dead. One slender dancer was eating French fries at the bar, there were a couple…

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, Florida

I live in Miami so Vegas...

I live in Miami so Vegas Cabaret (VC) is a bit out of the way for me – w/ the many choices I have in Miami and VC being a bit out of the way;…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

It had been awhile since I...

It had been awhile since I had visited BE LAX. Still a nice club with a good layout. The one change was the redesigned lap dance rooms towards the back of the club. They are…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

This is a nice, upscale club....

This is a nice, upscale club. I went there on a Thursday and was pleasantly surprised at how many pretty girls there were. They were mostly White, but there was some variety in looks, and…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I worked here very briefly. (3...

I worked here very briefly. (3 days tops) This is a small, divey bar with a jukebox instead of a dj (Which I prefer) and I would call it a "juice bar" except for the fact…

Northern Dreams Strip Club

Casper, Wyoming

I like this place. I was...

I like this place. I was totally expecting a horrible experience from the outside and the location, but I was totally surprised. It's small, but acceptably clean. One stage, with a sorta private lap dance…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Stopped by for a visit after...

Stopped by for a visit after not going for many months to see if some girls were in the mood to make some holiday money. Did not see any familiar faces but did see s…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This place has always struck me...

This place has always struck me as not the best. Kind of small, not a lot of talent. But there was a girl named Lana there this past time who was Asian, with…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

It has been a long time...

It has been a long time since I had visited this club, at least 5 years plus. Blaze had reached "I'm never coming back in here" status based on a few experiences I had…

Thee Playhouse

Hickory, North Carolina

I frequent this club quite a...

I frequent this club quite a bit and thought I'd finally write a review on here. The club has recently just undergone a management change, and you can definitely tell. The club for…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

I stopped in at the club...

I stopped in at the club on a Saturday night. Went upstairs to the viewing booth and the only girl working was June. She's attractive, but little bit thicker than some would like and has…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I was in the Detroit area...

I was in the Detroit area on business and was heading to the airport. I decided to make a stop at the FC. I normally hit Bogarts and/or Henry's, but my last few…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

What a terrible visit. Stay away...

What a terrible visit. Stay away from Kimberly. The girls on shift were of a lower then the other times have been. I even wrote a good review initially but wow was the last…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited on a wed night around...

Visited on a wed night around 10pm. Club was pretty busy and there was a good selection of girls working. Decided to find a table enjoy my drink and see how the night…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

My annual trek to the Akron/Canton...

My annual trek to the Akron/Canton area last week led me to this establishment since I had not experienced it prior to this. I stopped in upon my arrival in the area around 3PM.…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped here last Wednesday on my...

Stopped here last Wednesday on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area to see if things were the same or possibly different. Sadly, the verdict is the same. After reading that Jen's was…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I am generally a daytime and...

I am generally a daytime and early evening patron of this club. It does have the best looking dancers by far, its the big league. Unfortunately many of the phone it in, but…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

Stopped here last week on my...

Stopped here last week on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area. I wasn't sure if I had ever been to this place, so I figured I should check it out. As soon…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

I decided to stop in on...

I decided to stop in on a Tuesday night around 7 pm since I was driving past. The small main parking lot was about half full. (I’d guess there were about 8 cars in…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Stopped in here last week on...

Stopped in here last week on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area. If you are staying in a Hotel, there is no cover charge, all you have to do is tell the door girl.…

Sadie Rene's

North Canton, Ohio

Based on previous reviews, decided to...

Based on previous reviews, decided to stop here last Thursday on my annual Trek to the Akron/Canton area. To be blunt, a total waste of time...no dancers, one other customer, the place is falling…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I went to follies last saturday,...

I went to follies last saturday, i paid $5 for valet, and $10 cover. The club was crowded, it was around 15 to 20 girls mixed, but all the pretty ones were busy,…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Always like to stop here on...

Always like to stop here on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area, usually does not disappoint. Stopped last week, both Thursday afternoon and Friday Afternoon. They still do the Friday pizza lunch…

Ruby Saloon

Canton, Ohio

Was going to stop in here...

Was going to stop in here on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area last week, but on a Thursday afternoon the place appeared closed, no cars in the parking lot, and a large banner…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Meh. This club is in a...

Meh. This club is in a rough area off Crenshaw and Rosecrans. Wouldn't come at night. Anyway I came here on a Tuesday afternoon and there were about 4 or 5 guys there including myself.…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Stopped by here on a Friday...

Stopped by here on a Friday night,it was pack good vibe . a dancer went on stage when I walked in. 3 girls total I saw at the time. I one was a nice Brazilian.…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

Since I was staying in Massillon...

Since I was staying in Massillon this time on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area, I figured I should check this place out. I usually like "dives" since they seem to be more…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

I visited the Porthole Pub on...

I visited the Porthole Pub on a Wednesday evening. The club had a local neighborhood bar feel. It is located in a strip mall. Parking was free and easy. Plenty of…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I really like this club. The...

I really like this club. The dollar dances are a great way to sample the girls. Met a girl named Chloe, very hot blond, mid 30's. Got some dances which were pretty good, but she…

City Limits Showgirls

Foothill Farms, California

Good overall experience. Not great, but...

Good overall experience. Not great, but good. I have been coming to this club off-and-on for a few years and it seems to change frequently. Staff was OK. Not as friendly or service-orientated as most…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in here last week on...

Stopped in here last week on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area to see if things had changed since last year. The short answer, no....I think it is a shame that this place…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

Many of you guys know me...

Many of you guys know me from the five years I DJ'd at Bottom's Up and I would ever say anything negative about Bottoms UP! I love the girls and staff there but I love…

Hot Laps Sports Bar

Louisville, Ohio

Based on the previous review, decided...

Based on the previous review, decided to check this place out on my annual trek to the Akron/Canton area last week. Went on a Thursday afternoon, around 3PM. There was only one car in the parking…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have always enjoyed the atmosphere...

I have always enjoyed the atmosphere this club. Expansive and open with 3 stages, the quality of the girls is perhaps some the best in the city. I don't understand why I fail to visit…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Headed back to Austin and after...

Headed back to Austin and after spending the day at our office there and decided to drop by Palazio. The club is south of town on the access road to a freeway. Easy to get…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

New to the town, still not...

New to the town, still not sure why Greensboro has so many clubs. Anyway, Treasures was nice inside. There were lots of girls. Ever see that Strip club logo "10 pretty girls and 1 ugly…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Arrive at 4:30 stayede til 5:40....

Arrive at 4:30 stayede til 5:40. Lotta stuff. 15 dancers rating from 6-9+. Good bariety of shapes, hair tit sised - most were natural. 4 girls did not remove tops on…

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USA Monger Guide

I just wanted to tell all the naysayers that they were wrong. It's been a few months now and USA Monger Guide dot com has hit 1000 members. This just goes to show you that there is room for another…

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OT: Taylor Swift or Jennifer Lawrence?

Who would you rather?

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Worse dickless retards on TUSCL

How many retards on TUSCL have lost their dick to a disease? I think it is: 1. Dougster 2. Crazyjoe 3. Juice 4. Mikeya02 aka Juice boyfriend. He got the disease from Juice Zipman68 and Steve229 are not on this list cuz I drove them…

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Man has heart attack after lapdance at Victory Gardens go-go bar

not a bad way to go I suppose. http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2014/11/man_has_heart_attack_after_lapdance_at_victory_gardens_go-go_bar.html

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OTC/ITC: The reliability of a stripper

Perhaps I'm selecting the wrong girls but I've had very little success with OTC lately. I just had another stripper prove to be unreliable. I know there is a certain amount of stripper shit, excuses and drama that's embedded in…

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north america vs central america OTC (ATL)

just came back from costa rica had a blast,now that im back home the bar has been raised and since i don't know of any brothels in atl or anything that comes close to the hotel del rey, what…

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I had a nightmare.......

I was in the doctor's office when the doctor came in and said it was time for a prostate check.......The doctor was Juice!!

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Merry Christmas, perverts

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chasing

Chase you? Bitch I don't even chase my liquor.

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Stripper boyfriends

Im the dead beat fucker living off your sugar bae money Im the Duke

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Boycott Greezing Bouncers

Fuck these Ass wholes !!!

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different clubs 4 different reasons

I don't know how u feel but one club cant satisfying all my desires and moods Sum times i want sex...got a club 4 that Sum times i want to chill... got a club 4 that Sum times i just want dances... got…

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My Dream

I had a very realistic dream last night. I was headed for the date that I have scheduled this coming week with the DS. The details of the planned date in my dream were the same as…

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ATF Breakups

I'm getting depressed. Are the breakups always full of betrayal and hurt feelings? Is it ever handled in a mature and responsible manner?

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Hadn't been there since last review...

Hadn't been there since last review and thought I'd check it out. The club is the same as I reviewed last time regarding appearance, drink prices, cover, etc. There were several dancers there…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

When I was doing my research...

When I was doing my research for a trip to Vegas, I found out about the Treasures steakhouse. I thought, strippers and steak, two of my favorite things under one roof. What could…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went to the bird right around...

Went to the bird right around midnight and was hoping for a good grind from some hot talent. This was not the case. Paid $20 to get in $10 for entrance and $10 for drink.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club Risque is one of the...

Club Risque is one of the better Philly clubs to grab a drink and watch some tits after a game. The club is located near the sports complex and has a good mix of dancers…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

First time to go here paid...

First time to go here paid $9.50 cover . Walked in to club area and sat by the second stage and let my eyes adjust to the club lighting which was darker than other clubs…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Walked in by recommendation from a...

Walked in by recommendation from a bartender from a local bar up in Cape Canaveral. It was a football Sunday. Nice club. Bar is on the left and the dance stage is…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I was in Toronto for business...

I was in Toronto for business and decided to take a trip to the Falls to sight-see and to visit Sundowners given the reviews. Saturday afternoon, I would say 20-25 ladies of which about 4…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Of the 3 flashdancer group, this...

Of the 3 flashdancer group, this is single A team both in physical layout and more importantly with regards to the girls, to a certain extend I would say that private eyes is better than…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

So I went to Vegas last...

So I went to Vegas last weekend with some friends and we decided to come to this legendary strip club. I haven't been to a lot of clubs, just a few in Michigan and Illinois,…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Back when this was the Gold...

Back when this was the Gold Club it used to be one of my favorites. Relaxed atmosphere, wide variety of attractive dancers, and had some great experiences with private dances. Wanted to see if there…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

One of my favorite go to...

One of my favorite go to clubs in the Portland area. I happen to live by so it makes it convenient. Wednesday nights are "free prime rib" dinner (with $5 cover, so basically…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

So this was my second visit...

So this was my second visit here. As stated by others, no alcohol served here, so keep that in mind. I was pleasantly surprised to find 13 girls working at 2:30 in the afternoon.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Went on a Friday afternoon. ...

Went on a Friday afternoon. The lady at the front desk charged me $14 -- I laughed and gave it to her, told her the extra $2 was her tip. Entered the club…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Portland has so many clubs, with...

Portland has so many clubs, with such a variety it's hard to choose one that stands out, but Rose City sure did for me. Although it's a little hard to find with the entrance hidden…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

I went to Crazy Horse about...

I went to Crazy Horse about a year ago and wasn't that impressed. Of all the Cleveland clubs, however, this is the closest to home, so I thought I'd give it another try. I'm glad…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A tale of two broads. Its not...

A tale of two broads. Its not my first visit to Pandora, so I know the drill and I sit with enough view of the ongoing show, but with an empty chair next to me for…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

I've been to 4 Louisville clubs....

I've been to 4 Louisville clubs. This is my favorite. I'm comparing it to Trixie's, Bottoms Up and the Doll House. It definitely isn't the nicest, but I'm ok with that. One of the reasons…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Was having a bad week so...

Was having a bad week so I decided to visit Club Blaze for the first time. Parking and entrance was $10 each. Not to many places to sit put there was dancers everywhere. They…

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after club meal

When you order food for 4 people and the bitch asks if its for here or to go. THE FUCK YOU THINK HOE ?

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New girl friends

A couple of days ago I started a topic about how when some strippers get new boy friends their dances with me drop off mileage wise. Well I was partly wrong. Today I saw one of them sitting at a…

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Spearmint Rhino Vegas VIP

A couple of my buddies and I are going to the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas next Saturday night. We have booked the "Rhino" package that includes a limo pick-up, reserved table, and bottle service. I have two questions…

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Is Winter a good time to go Strip Clubbing?

For full disclosure, I am still new to the strip club scene and trying to decide whether the winter months are better for visiting the strip club or waiting for spring and summer. I like to get great value for…

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Bitches

Fuck"em "N" da$ussy

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Cat fight in Dothan. I'n sure you all know that is in Alabama. :)

DOTHAN, Ala. (AP) - An exotic dancer has been sentenced to serve 10 days in jail and two years on probation for assaulting a co-worker at an Alabama nightclub. The Dothan Eagle reports (http://bit.ly/1z8LyYl ) 28-year-old Mallory Denil Harden was…

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after the first full round then what ?

As for me this is when i stage tip my selected ladies for round 2 to get a fill on how they resond to me and my money Im looking for lots of breast feeding and ass grabbing What do you…

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OT: AMPs

Anyone here that pays attention knows of my affinity for the Asian woman. Now I know what "A" in AMP represents. There have to be hundreds in the greater Miami area. My question is, who here has visited an AMP…

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Stripper Outfits

I am a huge fan of a lot of the different outfits that strippers wear. Which one of these is your favorite? There's two pages. www.lingeriediva.com/dancewear

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OT: Bloomberg: El-Erian: Nov. Jobs Report Is Great News for Economy

http://bloom.bg/1vTM7Tw El-Erian? Who the fuck is he to dissent from what Stevie-girl, his circle-jerking cock-sucking faggots here on TUSCL, and that bozo analyst on CNBC that was quoted on TUSCL yesterday all said? Doesn't this El-Erian guy realize we are DOOMED! Because…

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A review quote that made me laugh

" i rolled her on bake to the $200 magic room and went 1970's magic Johnson Lakers on her ass...." What has been some review quotes that have had you busting forth with joy n your heart and tears streaming from…

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Football or sports in general

How many of you all go to clubs and actually watch a football game between watch the girls. I find it more pleasant than going to a sports bar to watch while traveling. I used to frequent a club that when…

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a must before you spend one dollar

Mine is i "must" watch one full rotation on stage just sow i know what im working with that night...i want spend one dollar until then What is a "must" ? For you

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Todays 2AMer brought to you bt Del City, OK.

DEL CITY,Okla. – A Del City father of two was shot and killed outside a strip club and police have no leads on who did it or why. Del City police say they are shocked this man was targeted. Family and police…

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OT: But ObamaCare Was Supposed to Kill the Recovery and Job Creation!

That's what the Republicans have always screamed. So how can it be that the economy and jobs market are so strong?

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Cop pulls duke over and ask if i b dranking ?

No officer I wasn't drunk driving, I was swerving on them hoes.

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Tell us about your ATF

Just curious to hear stories. Plus, I also kind of want to type up some experiences with mine, just in case I ever forget any (which I probably won't) So I first saw this girl at Adelitas Bar in TJ. She…

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Finally had Fun

Finally had fun at work tonight and didn't have to put on an act. It was a great feeling. I know the customers know when we're just going through the motions. I never underestimate intelligence of custies lol so it…

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Once again, 3 new articles

They've been piling up lately.

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Java Juggs, Twin Peaks coffee stands destroyed after role in Washington prostitu

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/wash-city-destroys-coffee-huts-prostitution-ring-article-1.2033297 Coffee sales are doomed!

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Something you don’t see too often

i.e. a review of a Wyoming club. The review does not have much details but what caught my PL eye was the name of this Wyoming club – i.e. “Bare Back Saloon” – interesting name LOL. The review is below: “… I was…

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What clubs have a good day shift

As reflected in a recent thread, we seem to have more guys here who prefer the day shift My problem with that is that the day shift at most clubs I know is pretty dead. A handful…

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Houston 2AMer.

HOUSTON - An argument over a woman at a gentleman's club in southwest Houston left one man shot early Friday, according to Houston police. Police said two men got into an argument over a woman at Club Onyx, a strip…

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Hands up....don't shoot.....here's some more chants

Don't rob a store......fuck you Get out of the street....fuck you Don't reach for my gun....fuck you Get on the ground....fuck you Don't charge me....fuck you Stop looting and burning buildings.....fuck you Crazy, huh?

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More STD Talk

They say, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, when life gives you AIDS, do you still make lemonade?

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deep

A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.

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Off topic: Unconvential Celebrity You'd Like to Ball

Ok. So we'd probably all (or most of us) like to do Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, or Kate Upton given the chance. But are there any celebrity chicks you've somehow developed the hots for that you're pretty sure are unconventional? For…

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then duke said

The Fuck You Mean You Comin Over & We aint Fuckin ??.. Bitch Save Your Gas

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Furgeson Grand Jury decision

The other day students from East High School in Denver walked out of class and protested this decision while 4 police officers got hit by a car while doing crowd control and protesters cheered. Three were treated and released. The…

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slop.puss

You keep talking about tampons up your ass to prevent leakage. Then you talk about bad girls make your dick fall off. Did your dick fall off? Is your dick what you have up your ass and you are mistakenly…

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Daytime Clubbing

A recent change in my work schedule makes it so now I can only club in the afternoons and early evenings. 99% of my club visits have been at night, I wonder if I should just give up strip clubbing…

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Stripclub Championships

I have an idea(probably been thought up already by one of y'all). A stripclub strip off championship. It begins with strippers within their respective chain clubs(Deja Vu, Spearmint Rhino, Rick's,etc) competing against one another so that they can…

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Usher Charges iPhone in Woman's Vagina

http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/04/usher-charges-iphone-from-naked-girl-photos/

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Stripper earnings question

Some of you may remember me recently mentioning Kendra Wilkinson being on a reality TV programme over here. As a reminder she is stuck in a jungle in Australia and has to go through various trials etc. on a…

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OT: November Jobs Creation about 50% Above Expectations

Total blowout on the November jobs number. Expectations were for 225k creation and the actual was 314k. Now I am sure the RickBoyDugan will rush onto ZeroHedge and they will find one little blemish in the report and focus on…

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Employee, Unruly Patron Get in Shootout at West Side Strip Club

http://fox59.com/2014/12/05/double-shooting-on-west-side/ Pure Passion is a black club in Indianapolis.

A Clever Parody

The story you are about to read is true. The names have been changed because no one is innocent. This is the Biggest Little City,Reno NV. It combined with its sister city Sparks is second only to Sin City in Nevada's population. Reno has great outdoor activities, annual events as well as many casinos, wedding chapels, near by brothels, and 5 strip clubs. When the girls remove their clothes on stage that is when I stand at attention and get into action. My name is The F Word, I carry a condom. Wednesday November 5th, 1:15 pm I was working the day shift along 4th St. My boss is me, my partner is no one, I work alone. I was seeking…

Canadian Strip Clubbing and Bill C-36 - Is Lap Dancing As We Know It, Now Illegal?

The end is nigh, Armageddon, It's all over !! For Canadian strip clubbers at least ? For as 6th December rolls in, the controversial Bill C-36, the Protection of Communities and Exploited Persons Act becomes THE LAW ! So saddle up sportsfans, head out to your favourite club just one last time, before your hobby gets you carted away in the Paddy Wagon and shamed for eternity. For you dear clubber, 'ze war is over', eh ? Or is it ?? Opinions seems very much divided. Searching and searching through the world wide web, there is precious little detail about what is actually going on. Neither us PL's or even the strippers themselves seem to know what will happen. What is a fact, is that the new law is…

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duke saves the day

I named my iPad 'Titanic' so when I enter it in iTunes it says 'Syncing Titanic' and I feel like a hero when I press 'Cancel'

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Driving the retards of

My new mission is to drive all the retards off. I did it for that retard zipman68 and I did it for Juice. I am gonna do it for Dougster and crazyjoe. None if you retards are smart enuf to…

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Breast-shaped building up for grabs

http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2014/12/3/breast_shaped_buildi.html

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Some strippers get upset if you let Mr. Happy out without their permission.

Athens-Clarke County police arrested a bouncer and patron at a downtown Athens strip club early Thursday following a brawl that started when the customer exposed himself to a dancer. A University of Georgia football player who witnessed the altercation helped remove…

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STDs while on meds ?

Piggybacking on Carlos_Spicey’s STD thread. One would assume that most people with an STD (e.g. HIV; etc); would be on meds (assuming they are aware of their status). Makes me wonder if this further diminishes the risk of infection – i.e. if…

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Learning how to give a proper Lap Dance

Since I'm on the subject of lap dances and have done a few already, I've been practicing and learning different techniques. This video in particular assisted me a lot: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tf2qU9g7xjs What do you guys think? What makes a good lap dance?…

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SCing in International Waters

Piggybacking on shadowcat’s “Bering Sea crab boat turned strip club” thread; I was thinking all up in my skull (as Juice would put it) about a strip-club boat that would go into international waters in order to get its SC…

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FUCK OPEC.

http://www.foxbusiness.com/industries/2014/12/03/its-official-1-gas-shows-up-in-oklahoma-city/

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An evening aboard the "Wild Alaskan," a Bering Sea crab boat turned strip club

http://www.adn.com/article/20141203/evening-aboard-wild-alaskan-bering-sea-crab-boat-turned-strip-club

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Rihanna giving a lap dance to a fan

I'm astoundingly jealous. Why can't that be me...lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rUITw2ME_l4

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Native American Dancers

I just realized that I've known like 7 Native American dancers, and all of them were smoking hot, with one of them being my ATF (to be fair though, none of them were 100% Native American). Do y'all like Native…

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Patience vs. Obscession

I have a new CF that is absolutely my type, and I am hers as well. I say this based on the conversations we have as well as our sexual compatibility ITC, which only involves mild extras so far although…

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OT: Beige Book: Job Gains Widespread Across Fed Districts

"Beige Book: Job Gains Widespread Across Fed Districts Dec. 3 (Bloomberg) -- The Federal Reserve said “employment gains were widespread across districts” as the world’s largest economy continued to expand amid advances in consumer spending and lower gasoline prices. " http://bloom.bg/1vO3bu4 But Stevie-girl…

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Military personnel banned from strip club

COMANCHE COUNTY, Okla._Effective immediately, Sidewinders, a strip club located just outside of Lawton city limits, is off limits to all Fort Sill military personnel. In a press release issued Wednesday, Commanding General John Rossi stated the action was necessary…

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Chocolate & Vanilla Swirl

Any of you perverts ever dip your spoon into a bowl of chocolate & vanilla swirl? I've had a couple of ménage a tois before but by far my favorite was between this black chick & this white chick.…

Police Action: The Death of Lisa's Cabaret

Most of us visit TUSCL, I believe, to get information on club extras. With the exception of clubs outside the U.S., virtually all of these extras have one thing in common--they're illegal. Yet purchasing extras goes on regularly at hundreds of clubs across the county. Every once in a while a club or some dancers (and in rare instances, patrons) get busted during a raid or undercover operation. This big question for me has always been: why doesn't this happen more often? The police could stake out any number of your local clubs regularly and make one arrest after another. The best reason I can think of is that cops simply aren't going to commit resources to fight one type…

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STD protection: Are you taking a risk?

I hope this hasn't been covered before. A lot of you guys go bareback in clubs when receiving oral and full service sex. Just wondering why you take such a risk. You're not worried? You don't care? You prefer the…

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My hotlist

Has the hotlist function been disabled? I can't seem to find a way to add clubs to the hotlist.

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I love my dream stripper

I'm watching her dance on stage. Soon she will be mine. All mine. Unbelievable. I never thought it could get this good. Happy clubbing.

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Who's got the best Detroit Saturday dayshift?

gonna be in town

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Has TUSCL made you more of a SCer ?

In my case; I’ve def gotten deeper in the SC game after joining TUSCL – i.e. I visit SCs more often; visit particular SCs b/c of reviews I’ve read; and have taken SC trips based on info I’ve learned from…

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Joke of the day

I heard this one recently from a bar tender at a strip club. What did the brown gerbils say to the white gerbil? So your new around here huh?

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A proposed combination beer pong, strip bar and gun park

"There is no place for gun owners to shoot, drink and watch strippers while playing beer pong." http://planetjh.com/2014/12/02/redneck-perspective-if-you-build-it-they-will-drink/ Warning: Satire may be involved.

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OT: Emerging Markets Mock the Pessimists

"Remember how this time last year a lot of analysts were predicting that 2014 would be a bad year for emerging markets? Didn't really happen, did it? Now I hear economists saying the reckoning they'd expected has only been postponed.…

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Congress Wants Medicare to Stop Paying for Penis Pumps. This Is Cruel.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2014/12/02/the_able_act_congress_wants_medicare_to_stop_paying_for_penis_pumps.html

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Do you like gummy bears?

I'm getting a dance from a cute young thing with medium sized naturals. As I'm enjoying her dinners, I notice that they seem a bit too firm and perfect. They don't really look or feel fake, but something…

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Follies huh?

Probably should be investing. I've blown through so much loot, you'd think I didn't have long to live. But I still haven't had the SC experience I'm looking for. So I'm thinking of taking a day…

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Washington DC clubs

I may very well be in DC in a few months and, from what I had understood before, this is a terrible city for high mileage dances and fun. It appears now, however, that I might have been only half…

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Alyssa

I nominate Alyssa as the coolest dancer on here. She has been respectful. Takes criticism in stride. She doesn't seem threatened by other girls hotness or lack of. She likes to check out girls with us crazy ass guys on

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Custie

I just hate that word when it applies to me as a strip club customer. I call it the "C" word. Call me a customer or client but custie is offensive. :)

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Waitress question

Is a waitress a good source of information for knowing which girls give high mileage dances? Do dancers ever ask waitresses to recommend guys to them and maybe tip them accordingly? Apologies if, like many subject,s this has been covered before.

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New boyfriends

Seems to me lately that every time one of my favorites gets a new boy friend, she changes her rules and my mileage goes to hell. They do tend to go the other way when they break up or get…

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Jizzing on a girl

Face, ass, or tits? I like jizzing on a hot ass, once in a while

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What happened to the "Grossest thing seen in VIP" thread?

Just as soon as JSmith69 told us which club he was at where a 20 year old cutie got done disposing of his condom, the thread was taken down. Anyone else have any insight?

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My fourth night/best night thus far

I normally don't work Monday nights, but at around 8 pm, my manager asked if I could work as the SC was horribly understaffed. Immediately, I agreed to coming, and managed to get ready within the next hour. When I…

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Virgins for jihadists

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLCA5387D94CDB974D&v=lhmwcmOPemk

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Maybe I overpay my DS for sex...

but at east I don't pay her these kind of prices. http://dailym.ai/1y9PGDB

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Oh Gawd, and I thought Tattoos Were Horrible

Apparently, growing out arm pit hair and dying it bright colors is the latest craze among young girls. http://www.wqlz.com/2014/12/01/new-revolution-or-beauty-craze-women-growing-dying-armpit-hair/ Soon to be seen at strip clubs everywhere?

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Woman or ...?

A club in my city has been outed as having a dancer who has undergone gender reassignment. Thoughts...

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Another Atlanta question

My little Phoenix girl wants to know what's a busy time to come and try out Atlanta clubs. I told her I'd ask you PLs. I also said I did think Atlanta had a busy season like…

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What would you do?

What would you do if a dancer kissed you on the mouth, then told you she had ebola? Then said she was kidding

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After Vip room

When the dancer goes to the bathroom like right then...you thank she has to vomit ?

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GROSS THING I SAW IN A BATHROOM

it was at the now defunct harmony theater in manhattan. go to take a piss in the men's room. finish and zip up. then I look up and my eyes stare at the men's handicap railing. there's a used condom…