Super Fuego
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5005 Jackson St Hyattsville, MD 20781

Went on a Friday Night in...

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Annoyinguncle
Feb 1, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

Went on a Friday Night in early January. I believe it was the 9th. This was my second time at Fuego and it may be my last. If you are looking for a diverse amount of women but can deal with a ridiculous crowd then go for it. Me and my boy walked in and had our cups filled with Rum and coke as the BYOB status of the club is attractive. We wanted to sit in one of the roped off sections but all were crowded with guys and random women just taking up space and watching. We eventually coped some wristbands for 15 bucks to sit in a reserved section as the 8+ dancers were starting to skip the general seats. My boy took his bonus and went to the back with a bad phat joint and came back pissed as they charged him for like 9 songs and he was only gone for like 20 minutes. I was mad for him lol. So I got one dance from a bad short think joint named cinnamon I believe. She was cool because after the dance she just sat and chopped it up. I then saw this phat joint built like Cherokee working a poll in the back. I proceeded to try and get a dance but she was like I don't do lap dances up there. I didn't understand as I thought that was your job so I walked away. I then went back and got a dance from an older black joint who had moves. I forgot her name but she had these glasses that were distinct, old lady glasses. I then saw a thick white girl killing the stage. I knew I wanted a dance from her. My boy was still pissed over his situation as he should have been. With the money he spent he could have went to E.I. and got all type of action. I hunted down the whit girl found out she was Russian but was living in Bmore. We chopped it up and I took her up to the roped area to get a dance. She tells me her dances are 15 and I was like nah its ten up here too. She then argued to get it to fifteen and I would have said no, but I looked down at that phat white ass on my lap and said fuck it. I got one dance and it was cool she had moves and was skilled. But it was so crowded I feel like I didn't get all my moneys worth. On my way out the door 10 min. later I got a dance from another girl named coco I thought I had seen her at Showcase before. My overall visit was poor as it was just to full and girls had attitudes. There were also a lot of fake asses in the building. Nothing worse than getting a lap dance from what feels like bags of hard wet sand on your dick. I will definitely keep my business at E.I. or Harleys when they get it back to what it was. If you like fake asses, big crowds and shady prices enjoy. If you are a eye candy don't get a dance type of guy this place may be straight as it does have a fair amount of dimes, but the prettier or body stacked they are the more attitude they have.

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