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A terrible waste....

I just came out of our local grocery store. As I wsd leaving, a young, pretty, well-curved and conditioned 34DD (estimated) blond wearing yoga pants was coming in. Damn. A whole morning at church gone to waste. Oh,…

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Who's next?

I'm tracking that idiot that doesn't wipe his ass right now. Clearly I made a mistake with the last hairless ape hipster I (mostly) ate, but that forgot to wipe idiot's days are numbered. Who should I go for next?…

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Starz in Gardena, CA

I heard it was closed down for remodeling - but also heard it was closed down for good. Anyone one near this club have any details if it's indeed closed down for good or just temporary? This would be a…

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Double trouble at NJ strip club.

DEERFIELD TWP. — A strip-club patron brought a gun into the business and started shooting after an altercation — wounding at least one person — according to New Jersey State Police. During the shooting, in what authorities believe to be a…

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Man dies from strip club fight.

ST. PETE BEACH — A 35-year-old Seminole man died early Saturday after arguing about his bill and getting into a fight with a staff member at the Mermaids Gentlemen's Club located at 7500 Blind Pass Road, the Pinellas County Sheriff's…

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LMN on HBO

I would love to see a series on TV that emulated the persona of LMN. Just some rich young dude partying his life away. No moral or ethical message. There would be endless story lines available -…

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Now this is a badass lion!

www.today.com/pets/adorable-lion-cub-trying-roar-anything-ferocious-t46436 Brilliant! I wonder if this was rickthelion when he was a little guy!

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to this place with my buddy on Friday night

I went to this place with my buddy on Friday night. We called the limo service, paid the tips to the driver, we entered the club for free. The club looks gorgeous and…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Just a fantasy

This is my favorite Indy club. I have been a customer since 2007. I have written many reviews. Most women who are working here have boyfriends. I really enjoy all of my visits. I am old enough…

the Doll House

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Admin: Change club name from Lollypop to The Doll House!!

This is the place of the new club in PR called The Doll House. It is from the same administration of Lips, D'Girls & Frenchy so you'll get good quality. The place is open from 3:00…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Good times

Made the sc rounds the other day. Ogd, la, cw, dg. I had a good time at 3 of the 4. I had the best time here. First thing is it's a small bar. If…

Spearmint Rhino

Birmingham, England

NICE CLUB DESPITE BEING IN A CHAIN

I am not normally a fan of the big chain clubs but this club has become one of my favourites in Birmingham. I have been several times but have only recently managed to get it…

Club Monroe

Southport, England

GOOD CLUB

I visited this club in June and tried unsuccessfully to add it then. This time I have succeeded! Southport is a somewhat faded seaside resort a few miles north of Liverpool. Monroe is the only…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Admiral Theatre - Meh

I was in Chicago on business, so I decided to check out the Admiral Theatre. I prefer nude clubs, so my Chicago choices seemed somewhat limited. Admiral is an old theater converted into a strip-club…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Small club, probably can seat 40 people but 15 there during my visit

Small club, probably can seat 40 people but 15 there during my visit. BYOB and the charge $2 per beer to bring them in. Sort of a small business atmosphere, no stunners and most had a…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

This place tries to be fancy but it falls short

This place tries to be fancy but it falls short. They had 4 girls dancing at one time going from main stage to side stages. 75% AA dancers, 50% AA patrons. Two guys came in…

Gentleman's Quarters (was Chez Joey)

New Orleans, Louisiana

Quick visit

Was visiting from out of town...2nd trip to NO and only had a few hours. Decided to hit Bourbon Street before returning to the clubs I came to visit (Passions & She She's). Street…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Friday afternoon Stopped in Friday

Friday afternoon Stopped in Friday. had about an hour to Have a little bit of fun, I was in a mood for some chocolate but none of the aa girls caught my eye. About 8…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Stopped back here based on a positive experience on my previous visit

Stopped back here based on a positive experience on my previous visit. I can't compare it to other Fort Myers SC's as this is the is the only one I have visited, but this…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

toledo tripc

It had been almost 9 years since I've been here, but was returning home form Toledo and wanted to check it out. I know it's not Detroit, so I wasn't expecting a whole lot. Got…

Getaway Rockin' Country Go-Go

Portsmouth, Virginia

More of a bar than a club

Stopped by after spending some time at Headlights Gold up the street. Was struck by the difference in vibe between the two - compared to most of the local strip clubs, this felt very…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Date night

Was having a date night with my gf when she suggested we stop by before heading home for some sex. Sounded like a good id since couples are free on Saturdays. We could…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

first try

Went to this club on a Friday evening at around 9:00PM. parked far away from the club in the same street. The parking lot nearby was reserved for $10 each. There are no problem parking…

Whispers

Portland, Oregon

So I was outside of Club Playpen, and I noticed this club across the street, they shared the same parking lot with Playpen

So I was outside of Club Playpen, and I noticed this club across the street, they shared the same parking lot with Playpen. I saw this thick white girl with red dyed hair wearing tight…

Club Exscape

Tallmadge, Ohio

It's okay

Last Saturday After a night of debatchery I stopped for a nightcap at this club. This seemed like a very black club. The clientel & dancers were all African American at the time of my…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

Changes being made

They have a new owner and are renovating. They also now have massage tables in the rooms-I did not partake. House fee was 60. House tip (to get her naked) was also 60. My girl said…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went in this past weekend to Ricks Dreamgirls to see the state of the talent from months past

Went in this past weekend to Ricks Dreamgirls to see the state of the talent from months past. There were some new faces and some old. Some of the lineup here tonight was Giselle, Katie,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Ok but could have been better

Stopped in at Baby Dolls after an early work release on Friday late afternoon. Was hoping to catch one of my favs who works days but it turns out that I had just missed…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

the joint was jumpin

Started at Cricket, usually my favorite place, but the selection was surprisingly bad... so I headed to Henry's, hadn't been in for a while. Henry's was quite crowded, with a lot of people moving around, standing…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Every time I stop by PH I always try to change things up and today was no difference

Every time I stop by PH I always try to change things up and today was no difference. Many of the girls are reportedly the same but I haven't been around for a while.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not great on a Monday night

Big clean club with a large stage and a sports bar with pool tables contained within it. About a 20-25 minute cab from South Beach. I think the cover was $8 but it was an…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Another One of Washington Park's Half Dozen

Blondie's is one of Washington Park's half dozen dive bars (the others being Wise Guys, Cheeks, C-Mowe's, Dollie's and Miss Kitty's). I arrived at the fenced, monitored parking lot on a Friday evening just before…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Good Value In The Tourist District

This is not a high end place and is very small. That being said, the dancer quality is higher than you would expect for this little place. The other bonus for it is that it…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Yada yada yada

I entered a little after lunch on a Saturday. It took a little bit of time for my eyes to adjust to the dark lighting. A waitress, who probably is legally a "little person" took…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Not so triumphant return

I can't even remember the last time I actually got to go to and spend any real time at PC2, but I had the opportunity and took it last night. I'll start with the physical aspects…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

This place went downhill pretty quick

This place went downhill pretty quick. Don't know how is been in the weekends, probably they do good those days but the the other days. Sunday-Wednesday. Expect it to be a ghost town, all the…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

CHettah's Again!

OK, I think I found what I was missing at the OG here at Cheetahs! I flew in for work and had a few hours to kill before checking in at the hotel.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Over-rated

Came here with a couple friends from out of town. We're approached for dances at the entrance several times before we could even find a seat and sit down, eyes needed to adjust to…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Great Value and good quality dancer

Been this club many times and it has the best value in LA area. Their happy hour is from 5pm to 8 pm with $5 admission and $100 30 mins vip room. You can just spend 5…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

After Work with the lawyers

This is a newer place on M street in the middle of DC. It seems like a lot of lawyer types frequent the place as an after work tease. And I say tease…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Kahoots

I stopped by Kahoot’s Wednesday night after a meeting, around 8:30. I had a pass for the cover charge and Yegling Light was $3 which is a good thing. The place was kind…

Riviera Lounge

Hackensack, New Jersey

RIVIERA LOUNGE

sometimes you have to try these places in order to find that girl that rates a 9. been here twice during the afternoons in the past 3 weeks and no 9's were to be…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

Jim's

I when to Diamond Jim’s on Wednesday night after a visit to Kahoots. I make it to Jim’s about twice a year and you never really know what to expect. I guess that…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Dances too expensive

I stopped by Sirens Thursday night around 8:30. The cover charge was $10 and a Bud Light was $5. They had a average Thursday Night crowd. There were about 6 guys…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Club

Always go to Dancers when I am in Indianapolis. Large club with three stages and plenty of seating. Drinks are pricey, but it is expected. What is not expected is that they can never get…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Go to skybox, if you're in the area

Maybe a dozen girls on a weekend night. Awkward assigned (albeit cramped) seating. Disorganized stages. Couch room layout was very uncomfortable, open to the staff & other patrons. Feels like it was probably a great…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

When I came in there was a $5 cover fee which is a typical price

When I came in there was a $5 cover fee which is a typical price. There was about 12 or 13 girls there and most of them were 5s with a 6 and 7 in…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

It's Better than a lonely hotel room.

I sometimes have to work in Augusta. History has taught me it's usually better to stream porn in the hotel room than to venture into what passes as a strip club in this town. When…

Club 77

Gatineau, Quebec

So-so

This is an interesting club. It is in a not super nice part of town and looks fairly unassuming from the outside. Going to a Strip Club in suburban Gatineau on a thursday evening, I…

Club Femme Nu

Honolulu, Hawaii

A place that has been there for years and really has not changed much

A place that has been there for years and really has not changed much. There are always alot of hot girls. They will dance on one of the many strangers and will not undress unless…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Fun time, nice girls, best dances

Went here for the first time in a couple years. The quality of dancers was good - not as good as I remember, but the girls were much more polite. The dances here…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Great Talent

I've been to Flash Dancers a few times and very rarely does this place disappoint. My last visit here was very enjoyable. Price of admission was $20 and a Bud Light was another…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Penthouse on a Saturday night

I was in town traveling and decided to check this place out since its about 10 minutes from my hotel in downtown St. Louis. I had trepidation about visiting since my GPS said it is…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Old Faithful

I was bored on a Saturday afternoon and was considering going to the new T & A. On the drive over, I was passing Chica's and the lot was almost empty so I decided…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

This trip was a bust

First time going hear after a comedy show. Let me start with the positives. The pole work was GREAT! There were about 6 acrobats on duty with 3 that should be teaching other pole works…

Diamond

Kraków, Poland

Another Krakow ripoff :(

Went around 10:30, paid PLN40 for the privilege of sitting in a poorly lit, although fairly nicely appointed, bar, while 6, maybe 7, girls chatted to each other at the bar area I was the only…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

High end for the area

Been passing this club for years and never went in. Finally stopped by on a Friday night. It was entirely different than I had expected. There were about 15 girls of various ethnicity and I…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

You can find some gems

Bottoms Up is more like a Newark Ironbond bar than what you would expect in Irvington. Girls were both Brazilian and Latin. Neighborhood is more than safe at least in the afternoon and…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun times and value

Pulled into a crowded parking lot at around 11 pm. This is a good thing since dancers use the same lot as the customers. I had a ticket stub, so cover was waived though the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Hi-liter on a recent Sunday afternoon

Went to Hi-liter on a recent Sunday afternoon. The talent level here is improving. A lot of new faces as the weather in AZ improves. Recieved dances from an enhanced blonde Milf. She was very…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Very fun afternoon

I had not been to a gentleman's club in a very long time. Some friends said I should go and check it out...things had changed greatly since my last visits. They recommended the boat, and…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

Saturday night at the Foot

Stopped into Bigfoot last night for the first time in about 6 months. Virtually all of the bartenders mentioned in earlier reviews have left this club. T'hey recently hired a housemom as well. Some of…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Saturday Night at the Fights

Stopped in late just after 1am on a Saturday night. Due to the lateness of the hour I was not charged a cover. As has been stated in the past this is a neighbor hood…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Follow up review

I've been to Babes a few times since my last review, and each experience is just as good, if not better than before. I've described the outside previously. The inside is extremely…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Typical chain experience

Visited a couple of weeks ago after a decent night on the Strip. It turned out to be a (mostly) humble and comfortable nightcap for the evening, yet nothing to brag about. Club was…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always A Good Tone

Arrived mid afternoon before a dinner meeting. Had to have 50 girls in the building. Two girls for every guy. Had two dances. Both upstairs. First girl would not Shut…

Castle Red

Binghamton, New York

Don't do private dances here

Stopped in Monday evening on my way th NYC. When I first got to the club I could not tell if they had just opened for the evening or it was just dead. A couple girls…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Quiet day at the Club

In to PM during an afternoon break. Paid cover ($5) at door and settled in at the bar to watch the dancers. Only six dancers working that I could see and about eight guys in…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Good times are back

I used to frequent Jen's before it's closing and hadn't been back since they re-opened. Free time and extra funds aren't something I'm flush with lately. Fortunately, I had some time and extra funds this…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

It's all true, folks!

If you read the other reviews, you will see that this is the place to go to have a good time and have your money go a long way. I visited in the late…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Hustler Club lives up to the hype but weekends are crowded

Visited Hustler Club as the last stop of 3 on the block. Had a great time although I wish it was less busy. This club is like night and day vs the other clubs on…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

fayettnam.

First time in fayetteville, on business. Place was easy to find. There isnt alot to do in this town after 930. Short 10 min drive from my hotel. Went to sharkey's first, but that place…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

All Call Friday

Another infrequent visit to the Criket. No change in the parking situation, the daytime no cover, or drink prices. Busy for a Friday. Soon after I'm seated a dancer sits down and…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Great evening at Inner Room

I am by no means a regular at IR but get there at least once a year while in Orlando on business. The layout of the club has been well described so won't…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Gameday

Gameday adventures led the crew to Bogarts with great expectations and intentions... outside of the Michigan Vs State game None of those were met on this day. The girls were quite suspect to say the…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Mainly average looking Cubans but can find a gem

Fairly small club about a 15 minute cab ride from South Beach. Went at about 11pm on a Wednesday night and at first there was probably more dancers than customers but it got a little…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Couples Welcome??

After strolling Bourbon Street for a couple hours after dinner and doing a little bar hopping we passed by Rick's and the doorman invited me and my wife inside and told us that couples are…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Stuck with the wrong dancer

You know the drill, if you read other reviews: this is a friendly neighborhood joint, small and clean and as of recent, usually well-staffed. Mandatory soft drink, and booze at the tavern next door if you…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Terrible club

Firstly, a $25 cover, (though outside says $15) which is outrageous, even when the justify it by including your first 2 "drinks". No booze. $5 red bulls. Bottled water. When I asked the bouncer about…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Best club in Dayton

This is my regular club. Great variety, great value, great spot. The drinks are strong, about $5 a drink though. Dances are usually a good value. Depending on the girl, they're a great value. Most…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

New Club with some new talent

This club just opened after some extensive renovation. There is no cover and the drink prices are reasonable. The stage is behind the bar, but is open at both ends so customers can get to…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

Bottoms Up or Needlies Up

My how times have changed. I use to enjoy going in this club. Was in this club a few weeks ago and it has basically become a thug club. Recently two dancers were robbed in…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

First experience at a club. Would definitely go back.

My wife and I visited Camelot the other night. This was our first time ever visiting a strip club. I am very glad we decided on Camelot, because it seems to be "classier" than I…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Stopped by after work to kill some time between meetings

Stopped by after work to kill some time between meetings....club was fairly empty and looked like the girls were pretty bored. Almost immediately after getting my drink I was approached by a young…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Mixed quality

I have not been to the DT Spearmint Rhino for one year as I like their City of Industry club better. I went to a LA Kings game and decided to check out the club.…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Staying about the same

i had avoided the place for a little while since my last few visits had not been the most positive. Some done like the BYOB, but I usually like stronger microbrews and it is…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Hard-sell

I arrived at 3 and left at 4:40. There was no door fee. The interior is rather dark inside. Music not too loud. There is one long bar that seats up to 20,…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

This club gets better every time I go

This club gets better every time I go. I think its because the dancers start to know you and are more relaxed about being with you. They also do less hustle once they know you.…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Would go again

Me and a friend went during oktoberfest this year. We were there from probably around 8pm to midnight. A few dancers on shift at first and fairly empty room. By the time…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Little D's

Located on The Block, so outside can be a little dodgy. This is a basement club, and is affiliated with Hustler upstairs. Small stage on the right when you come in, you can see it…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Still a place for regulars only

Came by on a weekday night. There were only 4 or 5 girls working. Drinks were decent and the bartender was cute. Hung out for about an hour. Unfortunately, as other…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Another visit, this time on a Thursday night

Another visit, this time on a Thursday night. overall the place was dead. only like 4 customers. I spent a little bit of time at the stage tipped two dancers. Both seemed extremely bored and…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Mediocre

Now running under the name scores, I have to say I had high expectations for this club. This spot has never been my go-to since I've been visiting strip clubs in the area, more so…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Some New Faces

Went to the bar hoping to find some of my favorite dancers, but the two I really hoping to see were not there. Ran into a new dancer, at least to me, blond with…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Good Times

This was probably my tenth trip to dream girls, and it did not disappoint. The girls are decent, probably 1-2 7+s and a lot of 5-6s. I've found, as you would expect, that the 5-6s…

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What's your ultimate sex act?

For me? I hold her head firmly with both hands while she willingly gives her mouth to me. I thrust in and out at will. Deep or shallow, fast or slow, it doesn't matter. Whatever feels best is fine.…

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These young girls know some shit.

Another new experience for this old fart today. I took a 21 yo to VIP for the first time. She put ice cubes in her mouth when she went down on me. It feels really cold at first but then…

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Ass

Is it the "other vagina"? I'm still undecided. I think DS might do it if I take her back. I had always wanted her to be my first. Now I know DS II will do it. And I think…

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Ah oh, was watching Dr Who and saw a Lion Man get killed by the doctor.

Could this be the end of our lion guy? Killed by an alien?

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Just woke up

i had quite a night last night. I'm laying off the drugs for a bit because I freaked out and though the CIA or FBI or NSA was going to disappear me and I ended up having two hookers rip…

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What is it about this pic that.....

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Signs she making a pass your way?

The club scene can be competitive, even for the dancers. I observe how many try to get your attention without coming up to you and chat. I think many dancers are so used to being told "not now" or "maybe…

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do you guys get tired of masturbating?

Sometimes i get so horny thinking about going to work that i have to relieve myself 2 or 3 times, but its boring and lifeless at the same time that its necessary. I was wondering how you guys feel…

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Nude Pictures

How often are young women asked for nude pictures? I was discussing this with DS II after taking nude pictures of her, and she suggested that it happens almost constantly. This story suggests that she's right. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3287710/Pennsylvania-teacher-Wesley-Amy-raised-grades-female-students-exchange-nude-pictures.html

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My favorite club is getting too popular

I'm in LA at least 2-3 times a year, and I always hit Sam's Hofbrau multiple times when I'm there. It looks like a couple of rappers did a music video inside Sam's with the Sam's girls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgTbrLEiapI…

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Something for the ass guys

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3286463/Cat-fights-bitching-backstabbing-bribery-Secrets-battle-Brazil-s-Miss-BumBum-laid-bare-limits.html

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Jared Fogle Pays $1 Million to Victims

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Jared Fogle pays $1M to his victims http://usat.ly/1LUmRG2 Think about that, I sure as fuck wish I could become a multi-millionaire from being fat and eating something, then that company making me their sponsor. I…

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All nude clubs in texas

It is mind blowing that the clubs listed in the top 100 in Texas are not fully nude. The reviews all mention limited contact and low mileage. How are they there then? Are they really that much better than those…

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Lap dance dispute led to shooting of Detroit rapper

"Rapper Dex Osama poured champagne on his girlfriend inside a Detroit strip club shortly before he was fatally shot, according to testimony in the case today. Chantell Sturdivant, the girlfriend, testified she was working at Crazy Horse on Michigan Avenue in…

Politics

breaking news, fox news poll shows Trump trailing Ben Carson in Iowa.

Next thing you know, trump might drop out and say the Clintons stopped paying him.

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Drug busts at at three Winston-Salem clubs.

Police charged 25 strip-club workers with drug and other charges after a series of raids Friday night, authorities said. Law-enforcement officers served search warrants at three Winston-Salem clubs - Club Risque, 5910 University Parkway; Paper Moon Gentlemen's Club, 1007 Salisbury Ridge…

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Strip club post on Facebook

I haven't been to this club in some time but it has had ownership changes it seams and full staff change I have them on my FB and they post all the time now The issue is the post suggest extras Makes…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Gold club

Club is easy walking distance from hotels in the financial district. Nice, upscale feel. I got there l later in the afternoon on a Tuesday. There were a handful of girls, all generally…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

Slow day?

Wanted to swing into the club for the second time because I loved the feel of it. It's very much not the typical club for Dallas. Certainly. Of the lodge, nor the lower…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Worth A Visit

I visited this club multiple times over the past few weeks and this review will cover all those visits. All the visits were early weekday visits and from about 8 pm to midnight. The…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

The Lodge

Visited this place a couple times during my trips to Dallas. Weekday evening/nights. The place offers both valet parking (weeknights – no charge but tip to the valet) and self-parking across the street.…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Fun little bar

This little bar is on El Camino by a bunch of hotels. It's kind of a dive bar with about 6-10 dancers that fills up pretty quickly. There's one stage, a bar, a pool table…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Nice lookin ladies

Made a trip to Hots on wednesday evening for the 10 dollar dance night. A few of the hotties were working including Anna who is a smoking hot blonde. The dances are great but basic…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

All natural experience

After a long flight, everyone wants to freshen up. Nothing like a great massage and a shower at Allure to hit the spot. Rather than being a stripper club, Allure is a rub and tug.…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Meh

Amber's is an all around mediocre club in almost every way. You won't leave disappointed, but you won't leave thrilled either. I was there on a Friday after leaving Crazy Horse down the…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

Bush Lives

Had not been here for quite a long time as I have not been to Anchorage for business in about 10 years. Decided to try the old Bush Company and it really is still…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

As Good As It Gets in Chicago

This is probably the best club in the Chicago area. Looks great from the outside when you approach and very posh and well appointed on the inside. Its a big club but still gets packed…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Tough Little Joint

I dropped by on a weeknight looking for some fun. There were 5/6 ladies rotating on the stage 2 at a time. The bar is an oval with the dance floor behind the…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Kinda seedy, in a good way

If you are looking for action, go here instead of the classier join Centerfolds next door. The line is cheaper to Glass Slipper and the cover is usually half of CF. I paid 20 to…

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My Dick Touches The Ground

..... Every time I lay on my stomach

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The 7 deadly strip club sins.

http://www.wweek.com/2015/10/23/boobs-portlands-first-strip-club-haunted-house/ Sounds like they took a good idea and fucked it up.

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Philly, NJ, DE or MD for my trip?

Looking for release and not sure which states have lesser restrictions. Which above areas allow more mileage in the lapdance or vip areas? Looking for a place with a liquor license and private dance area. Thursday night…

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Tucson Clubs

Are there any safe, low key clubs in Tucson with Americans or Euros? Looks like all seem to be big and flashy.

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perhaps the best tuscl song ever

https://youtu.be/269S4WgPWOw If you are the average tuscler 300k per year 12 inch dick Then listen my brothers

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Jayne Mansfield before she was famous.....

She was a hottie...Hollywood should have left that hair alone http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-wGX55JU_55o/U15UDYJQCPI/AAAAAAAANe4/9TX-Uufpjk8/s1600/SpringJayneMansfield.jpg

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Sometimes women's fashion gets it right

We all know that women's fashion is designed by gay men mostly so women can impress each other. But I really appreciate when the women of America got.together and decided: It's okay to wear yoga pants, tights, and leggings out in…

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Clubs with most millage in Pittsburgh, PA?

Hi, Will be in Pittsburgh, PA next week. Not from the area but just visiting, What are the clubs that offer the most millage?

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Hot wax and Ice

I recently submitted a review of my visit to Calendar Girls strip club in Auckland. In my review I mentioned that apart from myself the only other guys there was a stag party, about a dozen guys in all. When I…

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"Dirtiest" clubs in the country

I'm laying off drugs for a bit due to my freak out over the CIA. I'd like to ramp up the filthy sexual activities I'm involved in. I want some over the top dirty shit like giving the girls a…

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Hope you guys weren't worried about me

I had a bit of a drug freak out and scared the whores I hired of because I thought they were CIA or FBI. At least I think that is what happened. I woke up in an alley wearing only…

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Lunchtime

How do you feel about going to a strip club during lunchtime? Do you eat food there if they offer some? What do you expect for the quality of the food? What are your expectations? Do you expect a drop…

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Owner says business smarts key to strip club's success

Business smarts from a strip club owner? http://www.reviewjournal.com/opinion/columns-blogs/doug-elfman/owner-says-business-smarts-key-strip-clubs-success

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Charlotte McKinney puts her bust on display as she makes history in SECOND Carl'

Charlotte McKinney. Enough said. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3285750/Charlotte-McKinney-puts-bust-display-makes-history-SECOND-Carl-s-Jr-commercial.html

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Holy Shit. I pulled a Bavarian tonight.

So having a good time. Guess I pissed my CF off somehow she blocked me on her FB. I don't even know what I could have possibly done. It is for the best. Spending way too much getting…

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Female Pubic Hair

This is likely to have been asked before, but here we go. There's something about a completely hairless vaginal area that doesn't sit well with me. I find a well-manicured landing strip (French wax) to be much sexier. All other…

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Auto mechanic joke

Q. How do you know that an auto mechanic has just been to the strip club? A. One of his fingers is clean.

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Giving a Woman an Orgasm

So, I'm fucking more women now than ever before in my life. Yes divorce is good. One interesting observation is how unique and different women are in what gets them off. Sure guys have our different sexual preferences, but…

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Have you ever seen a chicken strip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH3pWZn5dxY

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Week 7 NFL bets

I'm feeling lazy but want to go on record that I'm betting on the Vikings at -2.5 and got the steelers at even money (although it looks like that line has moved to -2). I like the Jets to lose but…

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Jennifer Connelly: hot or not?

Who else thinks that the young Jennifer Connelly was exceptionally hot? Examples: The Hot Spot, Of Love and Shadows, Mulholland Falls, Inventing the Abbotts, and House of Sand and Fog (in all of which she appears topless) and…

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Look For the Union Label

A dedicated UPS union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union…

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Tom Brady Wants to Play 10 More Years

A few TUSCLers just got a massive erection

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Emily Blunt: Hot or Not?

I saw the movie Sicario, starring Emily Blunt a few weeks ago and as it was a very good movie, I found myself sitting there the entire time trying to decide if Emily Blunt is hot or just an average…

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the going price

It seams to me if a girl truly wants to play4pay the cost is $200 and I've noticed this from BP hookers, strippers and massage parlors But If they are truly not down the price goes up a lot and if you…

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Potholes in Oregon....

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CF9Q7frWYAEVsFN.jpg:large

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Replies not showing

I tried to reply to a post both through the pc site and the mobile version and none of my replies are showing. Wanted to see if 1. Anyone else having this problem and 2 if even starting my…

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Friendly reminder of the impending cat revolution

You hairless apes better get your affairs in order. You have two choices. Prepare to be enslaved by your glorious big cat overlords. You will be treated well. What is your other choice? It rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!

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Burning my candle at both ends

On Tuesday a stripper came to my house for lunch and nooner fun. On Wednesday I spent the afternoon and evening in a strip club, drinking and playing with 5 or 6 strippers. At the club I…

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OT: Dyson sphere! Dyson sphere! Dyson sphere!

Not at all stripper related but still brilliant! Did anybody see the stories about KIC 8462852, the star that has been suggested to be a Dyson sphere? www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2015/10/the-most-interesting-star-in-our-galaxy/410023/ www.theatlantic.com/notes/all/2015/10/maybe-its-a-dyson-sphere/411121/ I bet sharkhunter is already trying to purchase tickets for a UFO trip…

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Plane Pickup Lines

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,…

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"Home party"

During a recent lap dance that became very "hands on," I was given information about a private house party organized by another veteran dancer. Information shared by the dancer suggests that this is a regular event that occurs on a…

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My "problem" of having too many strippers may have just gotten worse

So the trolls will have a field day with this one, spouting venom that only they can understand or give a shit about. Have fun losers since I won't read a disgusting word that your sick little twisted minds…

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Asses

Would you get a dancefrom a dancer with an ass bigger than yours?

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Hypothetically; A guy has cancer. He's not visibly sick. He lives in central O

Okay. It isn't hypothetical. It's me. I have a night to myself this weekend before I go for (pretty significant) surgery on Monday. I've enjoyed the full contact company of the girls at Living Room in Dayton.…

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Getting Dances

Would you get dances from a dancer with smaller boobs than you have?

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I'm in Papi_Chulo mode

I've been on a bit of a SC binge the past few weeks. The sad thing is that it has been flat asses all over the strip clubs I have been to recently. I'm going to go in Papi_Chulo mode. Whenever…

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Halfway there

I'm halfway to my goal of 100 different clubs visited/reviewed. Geez I go to strip clubs too much lol. Did any of you visit at least 50 different strip clubs by the age of 27?

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Relatively new Pittsburgh Club

I found though some contacts a new strip joint in the Greater Pittsburgh Area. It's called the Hideout and its in Mount Pleasant, PA. I tried to add it to this site a week ago but it hasn't been added.…

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I'm canceling my trip to Ft Collins CO

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3282351/Colorado-college-town-retains-ban-topless-women.html

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Shits and giggles

It's all dhits and giggles until someone giggles and shits https://youtu.be/8cMeXc4McnU

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Preferred dress for a PL....asking the girls

I'm looking to expand how I dress to go look at naked strippers. I have no idea what looks good on me, Beach comber look? Business suit look? Polo shirt casual look.? Grunge jeans and Iron Maiden t-shirt look.? In…

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Who leaves the VIP room first?

1) her 2) you 3) together 98% of the time I leave with her which usually involves waiting for her to get dressed and/or exchanging phone numbers. 1% of the time she leave first which is usually after a wham bam, thank you mam. 1%…

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Strip Club Map

Is there a way or place to look on a map at all clubs in a state? When I am planning a road trip I have to look up all the cities to determine if I am going to…

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A moral dancer

I'm talking to the dancer who laters spits in the floor. She says she would never work in a nude club. I ask why. She says it's immoral to put your pussy on display in a club so…

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Redheads

I love a gorgeous, slutty redhead with good sized natural breasts. This is what my new OTC candidate looks like: http://www.imagefap.com/photo/1651717727/ Please don't show your ignorance by criticizing redheads.

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Kevin Hart involved in altercation outside strip club

Not a 2AMer. http://www.mercurynews.com/celebrities/ci_28996247/kevin-hart-involved-altercation-outside-strip-club

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For those of you who like thick women

Be careful out there http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3281302/Transgender-woman-used-married-bearded-240lbs-U-S-Marine-overcompensating-secret-desire-woman-reveals-female.html

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preferred dress on a stripper?

I'm looking to expand how i dress to appeal to a wider variety of customers. sweet and innocent, dominant, maid, ect... Please share what catches your eye. Thank you

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Mature Male... Think I Wanna Bang Some Strippers

Any advice? Damn since all these girls are coming on here and asking for stripper advice - I might as well ask for advice on how to fuck strippers. I already own a shiny suit like Ricky, I am prepared to drop…

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Rubber failure

What do you do when the condom breaks or come off. Had a girl doing RCG and kept going after I finished then pressed her legs tight together as she got off me taking the rubber with/in her. It was…

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Advice to Wanna Be Strippers:

1. You need to start spending time in strip clubs to see for yourself how it is done. If you have not done this, then you probably don't know. 2. In many of these places anything goes.…

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Cum Disposal

What's the most disgusting way that a stripper has disposed of your cum after a VIP? Mine was a couple weeks ago. Dancer said she didn't want to swallow, so I told her to bring napkins or tissues cause I…

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Nooner

I had arranged for a stripper to stop at my house on her way to work. She arrived around 11:30AM, and I gave her a nice home-cooked lunch. Then she gave me a fantastic blow job, followed…

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My System to Avoid Being Part of a 2amer

When I find myself in a club and 2 am is approaching, I go get lap dances or do a VIP. Guys rarely if ever get shot while getting a lap dance. All the bad shit usually happens out…

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What I've learned from strippers

I have a huge dick. I am a hot guy

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rickdugan is a Major Faggot!

Title says it all! Lol!

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What kind of spam mail filters do you guys use or think is the best?

A hacker stole user information from a web site and apparently sold it to spammers. I'm considering getting rid of the old email. Either way seems like a lot of extra work.

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How many strippers is too many strippers?

Specifically, how many strippers is it feasible to have an ongoing OTC relationship with at the same time? I have three regulars OTC -- two paid and one free. I see the paid ones once a week and the free one…

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Who is TUSCL's biggest PL? And should I go all wildebeest on his ass?

So many possibilites. It's not that forgot to wipe idiot because I've already given that aging wannabe hipster hairly ape. Didn't even realize it was him until I noticed that he had skid marks in his underwear. I just didn't like…

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No, that was not the reason

I tried to send a stripper a picture of the White House that I took last week when I was in Washington, but my iPhone came back with the message "Not delivered." So I texted her. Me: Can you…

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Here is a high class escort from Hollywood....

Is she worth $450? I guess, but her boobs should be more natural looking http://www.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/566982.htm

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Texas strip clubs busted for prostitution

The story contains a slide show of all the Texas clubs that have been fined for prostitution. Is this an expose or an advertisement? http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/NW-Houston-gentleman-s-club-busted-for-6576449.php

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HOW TO WRITE REVIEWS.

1. State specifically what "Milage" Means: If your in Chicago, perhaps this means full contact. If your in Detroit, we'll you can imagine what that means. 2. Everyone has different preferences for girls. Some like black chicks, some like white…

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There is an app for serious shit talking

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=67696

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Hug a hunter

http://hugahunter.com/ If you dont like guns, log on and find out how they protect wildlife.

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Crazyjoe the chef

I cooked a dam turkey today and bakes a cake. I am full to the brim

Tijuana

Anyone ever smoked weed from TJ?

So i know a lot of you mongers go to TJ everyone one in a blue and I always read about the hoes and drinks and such but where's the weed man? I know some of you guys toke and…

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Rate Suckers

Get snapshot from Progressive

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Man I miss the days of Alucard and the Dot.

Throw in a little Slick Spic while your at it.