We're suspending active plans for the glorious cat revolution. Trump has struck a deal with us to give us as many Muslims as we want to eat. It'll be just like Ancient Rome, but he'll be feeding us Muslims instead of Christians.
Well, we may get some Christians when we go all wildebeest on the illegal aliens. He promised to look the other way with some good sport hunting as long as we restricted ourselves to illegal aliens.
So, your Muslim problem and your illegal alien problems will be solved as long as you vote Trump. ROAR!
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last commentCan you eat the bathroom attendant trolls and the pushy shot girls at all the strip clubs also?
Maybe sprinkle in a few asshole bouncers and strip club managers while you are at it...
That would be a really glorious revolution for the strip club industry to no longer have bathroom trolls.
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A cat already rules my home. I'm going to rise up against the cat overlords.
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RickTheLion is fucking stupid
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"RickTheLion is fucking stupid"
Not a brilliant move crazyjoe! rickthelion might go all wildebeest on you! He was apparently eating hipsters because he thought I was one! So I'm not bothering him!
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If RTL tried to eat me, he'd die from all the toxins I've accumulated in my body over the years. I'm like a poison dart frog.
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I'm all for feeding Christians to lions. I think that's the greatest thing the Roman's ever invented. So if now we are going to feed Christians and Muslims both to lions, that will be double the fun.
I've been raising some lion cubs myself. I've been feeding them nothing but canned Christians. But they'll be ready for the real thing by Black Sunday 2/7 in Santa Clara's new $1.3 Meg stadium!!!!
SJG
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