We're suspending active plans for the glorious cat revolution. Trump has struck a deal with us to give us as many Muslims as we want to eat. It'll be just like Ancient Rome, but he'll be feeding us Muslims instead of Christians.
Well, we may get some Christians when we go all wildebeest on the illegal aliens. He promised to look the other way with some good sport hunting as long as we restricted ourselves to illegal aliens.
So, your Muslim problem and your illegal alien problems will be solved as long as you vote Trump. ROAR!


Can you eat the bathroom attendant trolls and the pushy shot girls at all the strip clubs also?
Maybe sprinkle in a few asshole bouncers and strip club managers while you are at it...
That would be a really glorious revolution for the strip club industry to no longer have bathroom trolls.