Downstairs Jewelbox

Before I begin my review, let me add a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

The upstairs Jewelbox that reviewers below mentioned was open during the day was closed with a locked door this day. The uninformative Jewelbox doorman advised that they were open nights. You may be disappointed if you were expecting to hit upstairs during the day. I was.

OK now for the downstairs review. I walked in about 45 minutes after opening time to an empty stage and a large breasted bartender advising me that dancers were downstairs and she would call them up. One tall blond came out and was rushing through preparations. She was so rushed that when she finally walked over to sit next to me that she did not have her shoe straps tied and forgot to put any underware on. The accessability found me with FIV before she even told me her name. It did not take long before a VIP was arranged and I was made a happy man. Funny thing as I was leaving there was no other customers nor anybody on stage. Can't give any review of the dancing in the place.