This is why I don't go to strip clubs in West Virginia
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Q: How do you practice safe sex in West Virginia?
A: Put a warning sign on the animals that kick.
Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin!
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
A: Yeah it almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's what you do on Saturday night.
Q: Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down?
A: There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in West Virginia?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Why aren't Marshall cheerleaders allowed to do the splits?
A: They stick to the ground.
Q: What does a girl from Morgantown do if she's not in bed by 10pm?
A: Goes home and try again tomorrow night.
Q: Why did West Virginia disband its water polo team?
A: All the horses drowned.
Q: Why did West Virginia change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A: To keep the Mountaineers cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in West Virginia?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away
Q. How did the Marshall grad die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What is the definition of a West Virginia virgin?
An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
A: Put a warning sign on the animals that kick.
Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin!
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
A: Yeah it almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's what you do on Saturday night.
Q: Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down?
A: There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in West Virginia?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Why aren't Marshall cheerleaders allowed to do the splits?
A: They stick to the ground.
Q: What does a girl from Morgantown do if she's not in bed by 10pm?
A: Goes home and try again tomorrow night.
Q: Why did West Virginia disband its water polo team?
A: All the horses drowned.
Q: Why did West Virginia change their field from grass to artificial turf?
A: To keep the Mountaineers cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in West Virginia?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away
Q. How did the Marshall grad die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What is the definition of a West Virginia virgin?
An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.
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A. Get off me, Dad. You're crushing my Marlboros.
Clem: "I don't think so."
BillyBob: "How could you tell?"
Clem: "The up and down was natural, but I think the round and round was learnt."
If me and my wife git divorced will we still be brother and sister?