This is why I don't go to strip clubs in West Virginia

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Q: How do you practice safe sex in West Virginia?

A: Put a warning sign on the animals that kick.

Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

A: Pump kin!

Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?

A: Yeah it almost took out the whole trailer park.

Q: What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

A: In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's what you do on Saturday night.

Q: Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down?

A: There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in West Virginia?

A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: Why aren't Marshall cheerleaders allowed to do the splits?

A: They stick to the ground.

Q: What does a girl from Morgantown do if she's not in bed by 10pm?

A: Goes home and try again tomorrow night.

Q: Why did West Virginia disband its water polo team?

A: All the horses drowned.

Q: Why did West Virginia change their field from grass to artificial turf?

A: To keep the Mountaineers cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.

Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in West Virginia?

A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away

Q. How did the Marshall grad die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What is the definition of a West Virginia virgin?

An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers.

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jackslash
9 years ago
Q. What does a West Virginia girl say after she loses her virginity?
A. Get off me, Dad. You're crushing my Marlboros.
ididthisonce
9 years ago
That is damn funny! Both of you!
shadowcat
9 years ago
Billy Bob married his WV stripper girl friend. After a week's honeymoon in Kentucky, he went to see his paw. His paw asked how the honeymoon went and Billy Bob replied "Not so good paw. I had to kill her". Jeez his paw replied "what was so terrible wrong that you had to do that?" And Billy bob came back with "Well paw I found out that she was a virgin and I figured that if she wasn't good enough for her own family, she wasn't good enough for ours".
Phoenix133
9 years ago
Lmao some great jokes was waiting to see the insest ones. I actually worked at a pizza shop before with a woman who was married or in some kind of relationship with her brother and she even had kids with him! And yeh all the girls here basically think there hot shit and are whores. 99% have yet to even go any where outside the state and if they have left farthest they have gone is Virginia beach. Wv is by far in my opinion the worse state ever
TheFword
9 years ago
After the honeymoon, BillyBob:" Well, Clem was she a virgin?"
Clem: "I don't think so."
BillyBob: "How could you tell?"
Clem: "The up and down was natural, but I think the round and round was learnt."
Tiredtraveler
9 years ago
What is the most asked question of divorce attorneys on WV:
If me and my wife git divorced will we still be brother and sister?
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