Best body
Clackport
Washington
Thursday, December 24, 2015 11:28 AM
We've obviously seen a lot of great bodies in the strip club, but give me the top body that sticks out to you in your strip club journey, and if you ever got dances from her
About six years ago I was in a club drinking just chilling, I turned to my left and I saw a stripper with quite possibly the best body I have ever seen. She had a cute face, and she looked like she was mixed with black and white. She had unbelievable hips, D cup titties, and the most REMARKABLE ass I have ever seen. It was so big and juicy yet the shape was perfect. I had to rub my eyes to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I immediately thought to myself she can't be a Portland girl, she must be a Vegas or LA girl. Portland girls don't look that good. She is video vixen material. I probably was drooling. I wanted to get a dance from her right away, but some NBA player came in that night and got a hour VIP from her, so I had to wait. I knew what I had to do. At this point in my strip club career I had never done a VIP, I ended up doing two half hour VIPs with her that night. I've gotten a lot of hot girls, but she was WAY out of my league, I was just honored to be in her presence. Flash forward to today and she's still dancing. She obviously doesn't look as good as she did, but she still looks decent. She kind of looks like Amber Rose with long brown hair, she's tanner than Amber, and Amber is a little thicker.
Honorable mention: this one girl at one of my fav clubs. Looks like Carmen Electra. White girl mixed with Cuban. C cup titties with an MINDBLOWING ass. You can see that ass from a mile away. All the girls thought her ass was fake. It felt real to me.
What about you?
About six years ago I was in a club drinking just chilling, I turned to my left and I saw a stripper with quite possibly the best body I have ever seen. She had a cute face, and she looked like she was mixed with black and white. She had unbelievable hips, D cup titties, and the most REMARKABLE ass I have ever seen. It was so big and juicy yet the shape was perfect. I had to rub my eyes to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I immediately thought to myself she can't be a Portland girl, she must be a Vegas or LA girl. Portland girls don't look that good. She is video vixen material. I probably was drooling. I wanted to get a dance from her right away, but some NBA player came in that night and got a hour VIP from her, so I had to wait. I knew what I had to do. At this point in my strip club career I had never done a VIP, I ended up doing two half hour VIPs with her that night. I've gotten a lot of hot girls, but she was WAY out of my league, I was just honored to be in her presence. Flash forward to today and she's still dancing. She obviously doesn't look as good as she did, but she still looks decent. She kind of looks like Amber Rose with long brown hair, she's tanner than Amber, and Amber is a little thicker.
Honorable mention: this one girl at one of my fav clubs. Looks like Carmen Electra. White girl mixed with Cuban. C cup titties with an MINDBLOWING ass. You can see that ass from a mile away. All the girls thought her ass was fake. It felt real to me.
What about you?
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If we're talking strictly about body, I can't really think of a single girl that's REALLY stood out - I'm pretty sure I've been ruined by porno on that count. It's got to be the full package for me at this point, but then again, it's Seattle rather than Vegas. Probably as bad as Portland. :P
* I walked into Night Moves in Bloomington, IN on a Saturday night several years ago and saw a vision of loveliness dancing topless on stage. Angel was about 20, blonde and beautiful with perfect teeth that she displayed in a dazzling smile and perfect large natural C breasts that she proudly displayed, as per club rules, only during her second song on stage and during private dances. Her ass was also magnificent. Over the next couple of years I got a few lap dances from her and once did a half-hour VIP room for $150 when I was finally able to fondle those fabulous funbags. I will always remember that she complimented me for being such a gentleman during our VIP session, presumably because I didn't pet the kitty (though I touched her just about everywhere else). Soon after this memorable experience, she disappeared.
* I had read in TUSCL reviews about Mia at Sugar's Uptown Cabaret in Austin, TX and went there on a weekday afternoon a few years ago just to see her. Sure enough, she was making a rare stage appearance that afternoon (she mostly just did private dances). Mia was mid 20s, Italian-American, with long straight dark hair, olive skin, a great womanly ass, and perhaps the most perfect breasts I have ever seen in person: at least D cup, natural, and firm. After I tipped her on stage, she joined me and did a couple of lap dances for me. This pattern continued on each of my semiannual visits to Austin for a couple of years until she, too, disappeared.
I suppose each of these women would have to be classified as low-mileage -- nothing overtly sexual ever took place with either of them -- but I felt honored just to be in their presence and would have gotten lap dances from them without any further expectations for as long as they chose to dance.
Angel and Mia: Thanks for the mammaries!
Also this one tan Asian who had Double D's and the PERFECT ass. Best ass I've ever seen on a Asian.
One that comes to mind for me was a Colombian stripper at Crazy Horse III. She had the prettiest face, a small frame, enhanced D or DD tits, and a delightfully round ass. She was not very confident when speaking because English wasn't her first language but good god was her body perfectly proportioned. I think she said her name was "Emaria" but it was so loud and her accent so thick that I couldn't hear very well. She said she also strips at SR in Vegas.
I wish I knew where she'd be at in Vegas again. I would spend some hard earned money on that ass and that face. Dios mio.
Had a lot of guys waiting for her, but I finally got a dance from her. Smoking hot in looks she might have been, but dancing personality and skills was a cold fish. Did find out she was visiting from Ricks in Texas, along with three of her other friends. One of her friends a cute redhead with nice natural breasts ended up getting most of my strip club budget that trip.
The second was a hot looking blonde in Toronto around 5 to 7 years ago. She looked like she stepped off the pages of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Decent dance too, but a combination of quite expensive dances and having wasted quite a bit of money on other dancers before I saw her when shift changed, meant I only got 3 songs from her. Otherwise I would have gotten a lot more dances.
Most recent is this brunette I have seen during at least two separate visits to Scores in Columbus. Tall thin brunette, who looks like she stepped out of the pages of a model shoot. Smooth skin, perfect natural breasts. Tried to get a dance from her several times, including asking to stop by while she is on stage. I suspect she may be a paid model to draw in customers, since not once have I seen her ever enter the club's floor once her stage show is over.