Best body

There's been some awesome bodies I've seen, of course, but the most awesome woman overall I've had a dance from is one that used to work at a nearby local club (haven't seen her in years, which is a damn shame.) Blonde, a little bit short, a little thick but with a flat stomach, and extremely cute rather than purely hot. Beautiful Cs/Ds, and big green eyes you could get lost in. You'd never see her in a beauty pageant, but she just had this aura of "I will look wholesome while I suck your chode out through your dick."

If we're talking strictly about body, I can't really think of a single girl that's REALLY stood out - I'm pretty sure I've been ruined by porno on that count. It's got to be the full package for me at this point, but then again, it's Seattle rather than Vegas. Probably as bad as Portland. :P

The best body I've ever seen naked was a 19 years old red head dancer with huge natural D cups. She is the epitome of the beautiful girl next door.

I've gotten literally thousands of lap dances from hundreds of strippers over the past 20+ years. Out of all those delectable bodies, two stand out in my mind. I will go ahead and name both of them because nothing illegal happened and, as far as I know, neither is dancing any more.

• I walked into Night Moves in Bloomington, IN on a Saturday night several years ago and saw a vision of loveliness dancing topless on stage. Angel was about 20, blonde and beautiful with perfect teeth that she displayed in a dazzling smile and perfect large natural C breasts that she proudly displayed, as per club rules, only during her second song on stage and during private dances. Her ass was also magnificent. Over the next couple of years I got a few lap dances from her and once did a half-hour VIP room for $150 when I was finally able to fondle those fabulous funbags. I will always remember that she complimented me for being such a gentleman during our VIP session, presumably because I didn't pet the kitty (though I touched her just about everywhere else). Soon after this memorable experience, she disappeared.

• I had read in TUSCL reviews about Mia at Sugar's Uptown Cabaret in Austin, TX and went there on a weekday afternoon a few years ago just to see her. Sure enough, she was making a rare stage appearance that afternoon (she mostly just did private dances). Mia was mid 20s, Italian-American, with long straight dark hair, olive skin, a great womanly ass, and perhaps the most perfect breasts I have ever seen in person: at least D cup, natural, and firm. After I tipped her on stage, she joined me and did a couple of lap dances for me. This pattern continued on each of my semiannual visits to Austin for a couple of years until she, too, disappeared.

I suppose each of these women would have to be classified as low-mileage -- nothing overtly sexual ever took place with either of them -- but I felt honored just to be in their presence and would have gotten lap dances from them without any further expectations for as long as they chose to dance.

Angel and Mia: Thanks for the mammaries!

Angel Bell from MBOT, back when she was 18-19. Best body I have ever seen or touched in my life, hands down. Practically a life-changing experience :)

^^^^ that was, I gather, 12-13 years ago, though I can't remember exactly, and she's long retired

Another honorable mention goes to "Tyson". I think that was her name. She had the best looking titties I have ever seen. Everytime she removed her top my dick got instantly hard. I'm not even really a tits guy, but there's always an exception.

Also this one tan Asian who had Double D's and the PERFECT ass. Best ass I've ever seen on a Asian.

My memory of strippers isn't the best. I was drinking. Anyway I remember a hot dancer who worked at an all nude club when Greenville still had such a thing. One dancer looked smoking hot all over. I swear when I went to tip her on stage it seemed like the whole club was watching her gyrate around in front of me. She was one if my favorites and always danced for me. She told me at one point a photographer from Penthouse or some men's magazine took pics of her and she was going to appear in or on something. I saw her one the news in the last year. A wounded dog was taken to the vet. She was the vet and got interviewed. She is still hot. I never went out with her since she was already in a relationship.

@ Clackport. Is this the same Tyson? tinypic.com She's the only one that gave me a boner while still on stage. She got in trouble for taking off her panties in the lapdance area with me. If I was thinking straight, I should have gotten her number for OTC.

My ATF. She was near perfect in every detail, ergo, ATF!

@beguiled- The Tyson I'm talking about worked in a Portland club. That girl in your link is pretty hot though.

Every time I step into a strip club, I am hoping that night will be the one where I find the stripper with the best body that I've ever seen. I love the search for the ultimate stripper.

One that comes to mind for me was a Colombian stripper at Crazy Horse III. She had the prettiest face, a small frame, enhanced D or DD tits, and a delightfully round ass. She was not very confident when speaking because English wasn't her first language but good god was her body perfectly proportioned. I think she said her name was "Emaria" but it was so loud and her accent so thick that I couldn't hear very well. She said she also strips at SR in Vegas.

I wish I knew where she'd be at in Vegas again. I would spend some hard earned money on that ass and that face. Dios mio.

Being that I've been mostly/primarily hitting all-black SCs for the past dozen years or so I've seen too many outrageous bods (per my tastes of-course) for any one to really stick out – after so many SC visits and so many dancers/dances; right now it's all kind of a blur.

There has been only three or four dancer's whose body and overall looks stood out to me being as close to perfection as possible. One was during the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta at a club named Marde Gras. A lot of dancers came from out of town to work hoping for lots of customers. There must have been over 70 dancers there one of the days I visited, including this vision of perfection. A brunette with long flowing curly hair, C-Cup natural tits, perfect firm body, amazing face. Whenever she was called onto stage and between the main stage and the side stages, she never had time to dance, but just basically stood there accepting tips. Must have gotten over $300 in tips at least each time she was on stage.

Had a lot of guys waiting for her, but I finally got a dance from her. Smoking hot in looks she might have been, but dancing personality and skills was a cold fish. Did find out she was visiting from Ricks in Texas, along with three of her other friends. One of her friends a cute redhead with nice natural breasts ended up getting most of my strip club budget that trip.

The second was a hot looking blonde in Toronto around 5 to 7 years ago. She looked like she stepped off the pages of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Decent dance too, but a combination of quite expensive dances and having wasted quite a bit of money on other dancers before I saw her when shift changed, meant I only got 3 songs from her. Otherwise I would have gotten a lot more dances.

Most recent is this brunette I have seen during at least two separate visits to Scores in Columbus. Tall thin brunette, who looks like she stepped out of the pages of a model shoot. Smooth skin, perfect natural breasts. Tried to get a dance from her several times, including asking to stop by while she is on stage. I suspect she may be a paid model to draw in customers, since not once have I seen her ever enter the club's floor once her stage show is over.