God damn fucking whales

Clackport
Washington
Two nights in a row, Monday and Tuesday my CF was tied up with whales the 2 hours I was there. So fucking annoying. I swear if I get rich, I'm gonna be a whale and tie up all the hot dancers for the whole night.

29 comments

  • Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
    9 years ago
    LOL
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    I thought you were going to take a break cause you were a broke PL

    https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…
  • IwillLapAdancer
    9 years ago
    “For small erections may be finished by their first architects; grand ones, true ones, ever leave the copestone to posterity. God keep me from ever completing anything. This whole book is but a draught—nay, but the draught of a draught. Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!”
    ― Herman Melville, Moby-Dick; or, The Whale

    "Baby, don't be a dick. If you want to spend some time with me in VIP, then you gotta give me some cash."
    --- anonymous stripper
  • Clackport
    9 years ago
    @25-Note that I said that on Monday and Tuesday I went to the club. Today is Wednesday, I found out about these unexpected bills today.
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    That's fine with me Merry Christmas
  • sharkhunter
    9 years ago
    The stock market has been like Santa for me lately. Adding thousands to my stockings each day. I might be like a whale one day if I could keep this going. In reality, my 401k just back to positive but it still feels good seeing the numbers start going up. Merry Christmas, may your stockings be filled with ho ho hoes or plenty of cash. :)
  • motorhead
    9 years ago

    "Money rules. Especially in strip clubs. Those who can't compete, eat shit."

    TwoSheds

    --
    In Michigan, TwoSheds is THE MAN. He's a sexual tyrannosaurus and Donald Trump rolled into one. Listen to his words.
  • Clackport
    9 years ago
    I understand money rules, but damn do they have to tie ALL the hot girls down for the whole night!?
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    I should make a website for the Carolinas and call it "TWOSHITS"
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    While I can afford to be a whale, I'm usually not. I like variety, so I usually feel no need to tie up a girl for hours at a time even though I could. I'm usually not a whale to my OTC girls either. To the contrary, since I get whatever I want from them OTC, I'd prefer many nights to just play it with their friends ITC.

    The exception, as in so many things, are my DS's. I hate the sight of them letting other PLs paw all over their bodies, and I never tire of playing with them sexually. So sometimes I do tie them up for hours, maybe even the whole night. Especially the DS. Guys have tried to steal her from me many times. A guy even gave her a $100 stage tip once. She went to his table, thanked him, and came straight back to me. Yes, money rules. I give her a $100 stage tip at least once every night that I see her ITC.

    Only once have I ever fought a whale for a dancer. The DS had a whale who paid her even more than me ITC, and the two of us had some indirect conflict over her in the past. Recently he showed up ITC unannounced which he apparently does frequently. This night I was there with the DS. He asked management to bring the DS to him even though she was with me. He tips management a fortune whereas I don't grease bouncers, so they were pressuring her to leave me. She refused, and stayed with me for the next three plus hours and we had a great time. By that time my competition was gone. This had happened before (her choosing me over him) but apparently this time he got really pissed and doesn't see her any more. Fuck ya. I beat a whale who has more money than me. That doesn't happen often.

    Occassionally its fun to be a whale. Sorry Clack.

  • vincemichaels
    9 years ago
    Good job, JohnSmith69. Hit the asshole where it hurts most. I've rarely been annoyed by whales. The way I see it, there are plenty of fish (funny how appropo, that term is) to catch. When one gets tied up by the whale, fish elsewhere.
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Good story john


    A true player can be interesting enough that she will spend the night with you when you spend very little on her
  • lopaw
    9 years ago
    If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with.
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Cause lots of trouble
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Just dont get into it
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    I might make a SC website for South FL and call-it “Papi and Friends”
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    Damn Juice taking Clackport's girl – he should know better.
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    Yeah – I hate anyone monopolizing anything w/ the apparent attitude of “it's just about me fuck everybody else”.

    I guess b/c I'm not one to hang with dancers for any extended amount of time but having a dancer which is a resource monopolized by just one guy when there is a room full of custies just sucks – I can see if he's getting a lot of dances or VIP w/ her; but just sitting there with his pretend-girlfriend for hours is too much hogging of resources just to sit there and talk – for that just pay her OTC and take her out to dinner and coffee and you can talk all you want and pretend she's your GF all you want but don't tie her up for hours on end in the club.

    My 2 cents.
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    Papi, from the perspective of an occasional whale, I never just sit and talk with my pretend girlfriend for hours. Instead, the whole time my pretend girlfriend is giving me table or lap dances, or her friends are giving us table or lap dances, or we are eating dinner, or we are getting high/drunk, or I am romantically professing my eternal lust for her youthful body. And I stage tip more than all other guys put together when her set comes up.

    So you might occasionally find me being a whale, but I'm always on the move. You'll never find me to be a beached whale.


  • skibum609
    9 years ago
    A goal worthy of a retarded 12 year old.
  • Subraman
    9 years ago
    Papi-c---> " Yeah – I hate anyone monopolizing anything w/ the apparent attitude of “it's just about me fuck everybody else”."

    That's EXACTLY my attitude! I do not go to the strip club to make "everybody else" happy, I go there for myself. Seems totally beta male to me to sit around worried that other customers think you're spending too much time with your fave... Because really, fuck them, they can do what I do, make an appointment in advance and set expectations. I In fact, I get a kind of perverse pleasure out of guys ranting about regulars who have fiured out how to work the system. I said "regulars", not "whales" -- I'm definitely not a whale, but as I've said before, my typical trip will last 3-5 hours, I'll be with the same girl (usually the girl who IMO is the best or among the best looking), and I expect her to be with me the entire time.

    'course, if you're not a whale, to get the experience above you have to work the system a bit. I show up regularly, and as often as possible, on the slowest shifts I can. My girls occasionally have to forgo a bigger payday on days when it's a little busier, in order to get hte regular flow of cash during what are normally dead times... It's not uncommon that during a 3 hour trip, no other girl will have done a VIP, except for the one with me, who would have done multiple of htem.

    Work the system, and remember -- it's all about me!
  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    Yeah fuck the whales. Why not just do OTC? Or get a sugarbaby or girlfriend? And if she's not fucking or dancing, what are they talking about for so long nobody else can have her? They are hos. They are for everybody.
  • Subraman
    9 years ago
    They are not there "For everybody", they're there for themselves. Luckily, bless their little hearts, being there for themselves and sitting with me the entire time align perfectly! You guys can have her after I leave, although by then she might be so drunk that she'll have to go sit in the back for a while :)
  • jackslash
    9 years ago
    Whales rule!
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    “... I do not go to the strip club to make "everybody else" happy, I go there for myself ...”

    There are no absolutes – IMO things have their true meaning in context.

    Yeah – one should SC as they see fit for their enjoyment; but a “fuck everybody else” attitude is not kosher in human society.

    If taken to the absolute; e.g:

    + one can see a long-line to get into a movie-theater and say to themselves – fuck that shit – it's about me not them – I'm just going to cut in-front of the line and if they don't like it tough; it's what *I* want; I'm not here to please them

    + and then once inside the crowded movie theater; then say; what the hell; I have some gas and feel like laying a fart; fuck what everybody else may think; it will make *me* feel good


    There's a big difference b/w doing what one wants when it only affects them and a big difference b/w doing what one wants when it affects everybody else.
  • Subraman
    9 years ago
    Papi,but I don't agree those are good analogies to what we're talking about, or remotely applicable. In the end, the way I like to SC is this: I go for many hours, and like the girl to stay with me the entire time, and set things up so that she voluntarily chooses to do so for whatever reason. That's what I'm going to arrange, there's no reason at all for me to not get to enjoy the experience I truly love. Along the way, I'll neither cut the line to entire the strip club, nor drop a stinkbomb out on the floor. But though it frustrates some other customers, the way I choose to enjoy the strip club is not a violation of the social contract, IMO, whereas those other two actions are
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    If your past 30 talking about I can't wait to get rich, then you need to drop strip clubbing and all other manner of non work leisure and focus ALL your energy because your too old to be saying that.
  • Clackport
    9 years ago
    I'm not 30 yet.
  • georgmicrodong
    9 years ago
    @Papi_Chulo: "There are no absolutes"

    Except for that one? :) The statement falsifies itself.
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