Porn problems :/

43 comments

• Papi_Chulo

  •

  9 years ago

  I either use Google.com/video (w/o the 's' at the end) or Bing.com/videos (with the 's' at the end) – these are video search engines so you just type what you want to watch (e.g for me would be “big black tits”) and whala you've got porn – it could be that the redtube server was having problems making your connection worse?
• londonguy

  •

  9 years ago

  Funny you should say that because I am having the same issues over here. Knocking one out is very difficult when it's as bad as it is. What site are you looking at, I use xhamster and redtube and they are both as bad as each other?
• Papi_Chulo

  •

  9 years ago

  Could be the networks are overloaded w/ so many people being off-work today it being holiday season and many people “relaxing” getting a little porn-on.
• londonguy

  •

  9 years ago

  I just heard it's the busiest day of the year for online shopping before Christmas, that'll be the reason. Should be better this evening hopefully. Sheesh
• Phoenix133

  •

  9 years ago

  Hope so might try pornhub later it's not as good as redtube but works
• Meursault

  •

  9 years ago

  You might consider using a mobile version of the site which will be tuned for lower bandwidth. If you can't use the mobile site on your desktop with Chrome (sometimes this can be tricky as the site will try to push a desktop back to the main site), be sure that you select "480p" for the video mode and not a higher resolution. The other thing you can do is find your videos (load them each in their own tab), play them through while you do something else, when you get back to your machine you can rewind the video to the front and you won't have to wait for the download again. Third option is to get a download helper plugin for your browser and use it to download the videos, then play them directly from your pc using something like the VLC media player (free to download). Fourth option is to call a pathetic loser, close your eyes and pretend it is a real man.
• Phoenix133

  •

  9 years ago

  Don't have a computer :(
• JohnSmith69

  •

  9 years ago

  First, train the boyfriend better. Men with cute young girls have many responsibilities, one of which is never let her be horny for long. Seriously how can a young guy be too tired or busy to fuck? Something's not right.
  
  Second, download the porn when the Internet is better so this doesn't happen again. My fav free download site is youporn. My fav free picture site is imagefap. I do this so I can watch when I have no internet. For example I took DS2 on a trip to a remote place with no internet. We had hours of porn to watch.
  
  Third, send me your number and I'll take care of business. Plus you'll make some cash. You don't want Rech. Trust me on that.
• georgmicrodong

  •

  9 years ago

  When you're looking at the video, hit the play button, let it load and *just* start playing. Then hit pause. You should see a lighter coloured overlay on the progress bar that shows how much of the video has been pre-streamed. Get yourself warmed up thinking of me, and when the faded part makes it to near the end, hit play again.
• just_the_nuts

  •

  9 years ago

  https://youtu.be/DGy-5to56LE
  
  Video explains it all
• Papi_Chulo

  •

  9 years ago

  gmd; why don't you post a naked pic of yourself so she has something to work-with.
• shadowcat

  •

  9 years ago

  I just checked xnxx.com and it is working fine. 6 million + free videos.
• TheeOSU

  •

  9 years ago

  Phoenix, come up to Northern Ohio, i'll scratch your itch! :-)
• Mate27

  •

  9 years ago

  Phoenix, just curious as to which type of porn does a girl like you watch? I myself like petite chicks with big dicks, Asians, and sometimes amateur videos. Any particular genre that u go for that maybe I can convince my girl to watch?
• londonguy

  •

  9 years ago

  Shadow, I used to always be on xnxx but I find x-hamster much better in terms of quality, new videos daily etc, plus you can save your fav's if you create an account.
• just_the_nuts

  •

  9 years ago

  Lol, meat just said he loves trannies lmfao !!!
• chessmaster

  •

  9 years ago

  Pornhub is fastest. Redtube and xvideos have the best videos but pornhub and xhamster load the fastest.
• georgmicrodong

  •

  9 years ago

  @Papi: Um, it's probably better if we maintain the fantasy, there....
• shadowcat

  •

  9 years ago

  londonguy I'm not really into saving favorites but you can still do so on xnxx.com by saving the URL of the video. I've got 61 porn videos on my hard drive that I have transferred to a USB stick that I can insert into my Playstation3 and watch them on my BIG screen TV. But I hardly ever watch them anymore. Same ole shit. :)
• Mate27

  •

  9 years ago

  Lol! Juice r u referring to "petite chicks with big dicks"? Ha ha. Funny u see that as small trannies with big dicks!
• warhawks

  •

  9 years ago

  
  Wait..... We have a stripper on here that has a boyfriend that actually HAS a job????????
  
  Stop the presses!!! lol.
• sinclair

  •

  9 years ago

  You don't need the internet. Just close your eyes and pretend sinclair is fucking your brains out.
• sshrfrsky

  •

  9 years ago

  Meat72, "and" would have been the better word to use rather than "with". Sorry but thought the same thing even though I didn't think that's what you intended. Funny shit.
• just_the_nuts

  •

  9 years ago

  Lmfao good on rech
• Phoenix133

  •

  9 years ago

  Xnxx, is the slowest and rarely works for me. That's how I found porn hub then later red tube. Xnxx won't ever load even when paused. The other two will but it takes forever! And since it's on my phone I have to touch the screen here and there cause if it locks then all that progress is done and it has to restart again.
  
  My bf is a coal miner and has been for 3 years now. So he is paid pretty well. His mine does swing shift schedule. So his is M.A.D, midnight, afternoon, day. Right now he's on day. He leaves at 6am and gets home at 6pm. Afternoon it's 2pm gets home 2am and midnight is 10am ro 10am.
• just_the_nuts

  •

  9 years ago

  Plus one Alucard
• just_the_nuts

  •

  9 years ago

  Can't believe I'm going to say this but, I'm agree ing with Dougster on this one
• Bavarian

  •

  9 years ago

  Coal miner?
  When you said your boyfriend had a good job, I imagined he was a lawyer or investment banker.
  It's cool. Most stripper boyfriends are bums or drug dealers at best.
• Papi_Chulo

  •

  9 years ago

  Coal miners probably make good $$$ it being blue-collar work.
• sharkhunter

  •

  9 years ago

  My Internet only seems to go down when I want to use it on vacation or the weekend. It was down last Friday. I called and they said it should be fixed within 24 hours. That sucks when you want to play a game and you have to do that online.
• ATACdawg

  •

  9 years ago

  "Coal Miner's Girlfriend". Hmmm - could be a catchy title for a movie!
• Phoenix133

  •

  9 years ago

  Haha and well up here it pays better than a lot of jobs do and pay increases with the years you have been there he's trained on special tools which gives him extra boost
• Clubber

  •

  9 years ago

  I see war and Bavarian spotted the obvious problem here. A dancer BF with a job?
• sharkhunter

  •

  9 years ago

  I remember when I was a teenager visiting a ski resort in West Virginia. At the hotel we stayed at I got in a hot tub and wondered where all the guys were at because I ended up In a hot tub with several females and no guys. One guy showed up alone at the nearby pool and one girl said if he stripped, she wouldn't look away. I was thinking these girls must want attention. I was a bit relieved to be surrounded by older females because earlier I was alone until a very young girl showed up and started following me all around the swimming pool and hot tub. I thought she was trying to look up my swim trunks. must have been really horny but way too young.
• Clubber

  •

  9 years ago

  Phoen,
  
  Seriously, who is your internet provider? What speed do they supply? The age of your computer? Can you watch youtube ok? Your location?
  
  There are a lot of variables that could be giving you the problem. I can't imagine any provider that would be as bad as you say. For the speed, go to http://www.speedtest.net/ and check your internet speed. Report back.
• shadowcat

  •

  9 years ago

  I just used 2 different tests and got basically the same results 30.0Mbps/6.0Mbps using Xfinity.
• Papi_Chulo

  •

  9 years ago

  I think Phoenix has said she uses her cell ph to connect.
• Phoenix133

  •

  9 years ago

  I use my cell phone but connected to wifi, my phone doesn't have service right now. Only thing that will reach us is dish and Windstream. Both suck and dish doesn't work at all
• ilbbaicnl

  •

  9 years ago

  What kind of porn do you like?
• Clubber

  •

  9 years ago

  sc,
  
  30??? I have comcast/xfimity and just got 89mbps/12mpbs. Large difference!
  
• Clubber

  •

  9 years ago

  sc,
  
  Wireless?
• shadowcat

  •

  9 years ago

  Clubber - I just have the basic coverage. What you have is available for a higher price but I really don't need faster. Are you a game player?
• Clubber

  •

  9 years ago

  Phoen,
  
  I just tried my cell, an S4 via wireless, and watched xnxx.com perfectly. Perhaps you have a phone issue. Did you try the speedtest?