I need to take a break
Clackport
Washington
How the fuck am I gonna resist the urge to hit the strip clubs up? Any useful ideas/strategies? Anyone been in the situation where they had to take a break, not necessarily that they wanted to take a break? How did you do it?
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Jerk off more?
I resumed in March 2014 shortly after joining this site and later received a VERY NICE Worker's Comp settlement so you know I went buck wild in the strip clubs.
WTF are you going to do with a flashlight JS? Lol!
Is that some kind of role play fetish you got going on with the DS?
To War flash light is good for finding pussy in the dark.
As I've mentioned b/f; for me the hardest part is the initial period of abstinence and after that for me personally it gets easier to not-go as time goes-by.
Seriously though, just set a goal and stick with it. Such as " I'm going to save $X and until I do, no SC visits. ". You can do it.
But for those of you without a DS, get a FleshLight.
^^^^ retarded
Watch myfreecams and get the Internet to show up on your tv with multiple girls in different parts of the screen stripping for you. You could take out some dollar bills and even make it rain by throwing them at your computer or tv screen. Just pick them up and use them again with each girl you like.
Unfortunately, I thought more advanced holographic tv's would be here by now so we could all see hot naked girls stripping in our living rooms or lying on our tables or floors but the tech seems to be delayed or there are technical or monetary delays. Right now 3d tv without glasses would be an improvement. Tech is advancing very slowly. Maybe when I'm retired, tech will advance enough so that we will have hot holographic girls lying in our living rooms we can talk if we want to that will resemble the real thing.
http://www.theverge.com/2012/5/2/2993327…
I think the tech could have been a big success if they had gone into porn and had images jump out almost real life size or at least wide screen tv size. That was 3d without glasses and viewable from 360 degrees.
hey John, while you are rooting around in there you’re going to find an empty pony keg. sorry about that but me and some of the bros left it behind. don’t worry i don’t want it back or anything but a little bird told me that lately you’ve been looking for loose change under the couch cushions. hey, nothing shameful about that. we’ve all been there dude. not really but that is the kind of thing we all say to break those uncomfortable silences when running into someone who is, let’s just call it “down on their luck”.
but about the pony keg, you can take it in and collect the deposit. it’s all yours dude. seriously. just take it to “Joe's 2AM Liquors, Night Law School for Aging Strippers With No Future and 24 Hour Gravy Emporium”. your hooker, uh i mean your dick sucker, er DS or whatever you call her can show you where it is. her pimp, uh i mean her “BOYFRIEND” lives upstairs in the back. hey you should totally meet him. he’s supposedly a big wig with BlackLivesMatters. he has this awesome bumper sticker on his Caddy. it reads “Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are just two more WHITE SUPREMACIST LIBERALS.
btw, back to your hooker’s, uh your DS’s pussy, i know it was pretty trashed but that wasn’t us. it was like that when we got there. no doubt it was those guys from the Buccaneers front line. they were really going to town on your hooker, uh your whatever.
hey good look with the search for loose change