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Man I miss the days of Alucard and the Dot.

Throw in a little Slick Spic while your at it.

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Biggest pussy on TUSCL?

Why it's ZiptheLion of course....kitty paws, not lion claws

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Best overall strip club in the United States!

Let's have a discussion on which is the overall best strip club in the country. My parameters are combining value, mileage, and dancer quality. Follies comes to mind right away, but I hear the dancer quality is not great there, I…

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Follies Meet Saturday 10/24/15

I will be meeting up w/ the master (aka shadowcat) @ Follies on Sat 10/24/15 around 1:00 pm. If you'd like to stop by and shoot the bull and monger w/ some fellow TUSCLers; then mosey on over. I will be in…

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I have a dilemma. I have a new friend that want to fuck John Smith's ex-DS. Shou

About two days ago I dispatched that forgot to wipe moron. Guy was an aging hipster with a soul patch. Can you believe it? I got grossed out while eating him because his underwear had skid marks. Just as I…

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The Beginning of Playboy

https://youtu.be/SAFWchUBP8c A guy has the very first edition of Playboy. Sold it for $1,400. Wonder if it would go for more now that Playboy stopped putting nudes in their magazine.

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Terre Haute 2AMer

This one hits close to home! I've been to 6th Avenue Dancers *many* times, including occasionally at 2am. Nothing good happens at strip clubs at 2am! http://www.tribstar.com/news/sought-in-fatal-bar-shooting/article_ba52f586-74f7-11e5-a222-bbec1a7a0567.html?utm_source=WhatCounts+Publicaster+Edition&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily_Newsletter&utm_content=2+sought+in+fatal+bar+shooting 2 sought in fatal bar shooting Scene of the crime: The sidewalk outside…

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Rickdugan, stop trying to hit on guys in parking lots

https://youtu.be/HzHl5dLIZq0

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Houston 2AMer.

HOUSTON -- One man is dead and another is injured after a shooting outside of a strip club in northeast Houston. Houston police say several men were fighting inside Chics Cabaret at East Freeway and Mercury Drive just after midnight Sunday…

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This is so sad

Fuck all the young strippers while you still can. Some day we will all end up like this. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3277784/Model-describes-Playboy-Mansion-s-damp-rooms-hospital-food-Hugh-Hefner-frail-relies-nurses-babes.html

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Have you ever found yourself staring?

Have you ever found yourself staring at an unique beauty? She was a civilian in her early 30s that worked at a local earth based pharmacy. Nice bod in thin low rise pants. Extremely pleasing features with eyes and a…

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Whos tuscls biggest pl?

Johnsmith69. Lol!

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Beware of Tianna

With the coupon, it's $10 to get in the afternoon and $15 to get in at night. Beware of a girl named Tianna. Brunette, about 35-40 years old. Works both days and nights on Saturdays.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The bird is an interesting place

The bird is an interesting place. I've been there a couple of times and it's definitely hit or miss. The one thing that is always a guarantee is the drink hustle. Good hell. I've been…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Crappy setup, ugly girls, awful DJ.

This place is terrible. Stopped in last night with my buddies around 1 am. It's in kind of an inconvenient location. Cover is a bit higher than other clubs in the area, 10 as opposed…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Afternoon delight

Well, I had not been to BDD in a couple of months and having heard about the changes taking place at CR, I decided to drift by around lunch time. There lunch always seems…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Still best in NNJ

Always find myself back at the Post sooner or later. Consistently friendly bartenders and dancers keep me coming back here over nearby SCs. Still have never tried it here at night, but the…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Hottest Girls in SF

So while on an extended trip to SF, a buddy of mine came up from LA and we decided to hit up this place after going to a lounge in SF. Right as we walk…

House Of Lancaster

Toronto, Ontario

Friday lunch -- fine, but not outstanding, not all that worthwhile

This was my first visit to the clubs in Toronto, so I had read other TUSCL'ers advice, seeking the right mix of reasonable price, beautiful women, and successful dances. For a late lunch on a…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Afternoon

In Vegas for the proverbial work conference...decided to blow off one afternoon. Now I have done the Vegas Strip Club at 2 am on a Thursday Night after conferencing all day, followed by the…

Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

Portland, Oregon

Laid Back Girls and Topless Bartenders

I was out in Portland for work and had basically my pick of any club to go to for a week. I started with this place since it was a newer joint and had good…

Exoticas the Club

St. Francis, Wisconsin

Completely ignored

I hit this place on a Saturday in September. It was early evening, so I was not expecting anything spectacular or a lot of dancers on hand. I went in and the place had…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

First long visit to Sirens

After several average at best visit a few weeks the club was opened, I decided to come back later in the year, after the club had been opened a bit. I didn't review the…

Calendar Girls

Auckland, New Zealand

My Calendar Girls review

After seeing their site and reading some generally positive reviews on other sites thought I'd give this a try before I went to 'The White House'. CG is situated about 100-200 yds away but that's…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Headed over to Vanity after visiting Scores

After getting a few dances at Scores. I headed over to Vanity. The club was fairly packed. Kira, a dancer who I have gotten many songs over the years at various clubs…

Bella's Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

love it

Had to come back here again because I love this place so much. Thanks to tuscl I learned that the $10 table dances are just as fun as the $25 "private dance" which ain't even…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Decent Trip

Got here on a Friday around 9:30, sat with a beer to assess the talent on-hand. Didn't immediately see a high percentage of winners, mostly a room full of 5s. However, my scan…

Shakers Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

A good time

I can say that I have been going to shakers for quite some time, and every trip is s different experience. While there have been quite a few upgrades in the last few years, my…

Mustang Sally's

Tonawanda, New York

I had some free time available to me, and what bettet way to spend it than looking at women

I had some free time available to me, and what bettet way to spend it than looking at women. This club is in an industrial part of the town and hidden away but can be…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

2nd trip to X4b

Visited this venue on a Thursday Night after tnf leaving the Washington Harbor. It was about 20 or so dancers on shift of all shapes & sizes. I'm a firm believer in letting the dancer…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I visited the Hugger this past Saturday evening

I visited the Hugger this past Saturday evening. It was well worth the visit. I bought dances from a taller, very fit, beautiful blonde. I did not get her name as there is no dj, which…

Gentlemen's Playground

Rocky Mount, North Carolina

Down to Earth

This is not the busiest strip club you will visit but that is part of the charm. The girls have plenty of down time to converse with customers and are real "down to earth" women.…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

The Bachelor party

Alright so we were in Savannah,GA for my buddies bachelor party. It was going to be between this place and Scores. The best man wanted a full nude place and that's where we went. This…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Awesome

Have been here many times this is my favorite club and Washington Park. I know it's not the greatest neighborhood but the quality of dancing outweighs the bad Area of town. The price to…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back to the Blue

Back to the Blue on a recent weekday afternoon. Paid the $5 cover at the door and took a seat at the bar for a $4.75 bottle of domestic beer – decided to forego the…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

SHUT DOWN

I waited for a few days before I decided to add this review to see if they reopened within the week but no such movement. Lookers appears to have been shut down and seized for…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Drinks and Good Conversation

Ok liked this place-coming from California I am used to a different level of contact. However some pretty attractive ladies willing to sit at the bar in a casual atmosphere and have a drink. And have many…

Le Club

Guatemala City, Guatemala

Attrative Latinas

Visited Le Club. One of the best upscale clubs in the city. Safe no issues for foreigners. Best to arrive by Taxi and return to Hotel by same Taxi. Le Club is well known by…

Diamonds of Memphis

Memphis, Tennessee

Not Great

This club didn't look like much. I knew it was a bikini club going in, but I was leaving town and my bus was late so I decided to try it. There weren't many…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

downhill day shift

I used to like this place for weekend afternoon visits. I'm not sure I'd go anymore. I showed up yesterday at 12:30. They didn't even pretend that the dancers should have been started --…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

No 5 Orange

We have made this out new watering hole for a few drinks after work. The club its self is the same as it always has been layout wise. The…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Quiet Saturday Afternoon.

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon and there were about 8-10 girls who were on shift. The place was pretty empty (about 6-8 customers at any given moment) and the feel was much more…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

Saturday night visit

Better than I've seen in the past, I've been recently on a Friday night when there was not a stage rotation going yet at 11:00. This past visit was better, with 5 or 6 nice…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Not great, but I'll give it a second chance.

This is a weird place. I didn't have a great time on my visit, but there was enough potential that I'd probably give it another shot. After hearing about this place, and being intrigued by the…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

1st experience at Rhino

Valet parking is only 5$ surprisingly which is really convienent. Cover charge on a weekend night is 25$ a bit steep but whatever no problem. Once inside there's a huge stage with only 1 pole…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

A cheap club...but hit or miss

After going through all the reviews here, I decided to hit the place on a Tuesday evening. After parking in the church lot opposite the place, I was a bit confused on seeing a barber…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

wed pm

Strolled in on a Wednesday afternoon after I got off work. Paid the cover and took part in the drink entry special as I walked in. Took a seat off the main stage…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

ANGEL

well I stopped in on a whim and I am so so glad I did. There was just one goddess working her name is angel and she lives up to it in…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Still my favorite

This is still my favorite club in Rochester. There has been some turnover in the dancers, but they do seem to find quality girls. Overall, the club is very friendly--the staff is great…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Marios third visit

This is the third time I visited in the last 3 weeks. The first time was 3 weeks ago, on Sunday. I hadn't been here in a while, so I sat at the stage and…

Diamond Club

Orlando, Florida

Bang for your buck

I am from nyc, so I am use to having a variety of clubs to choose from. But here, in Orlando not so much. However, when I pulled up to Diamond Club, I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good

This is a big club that has two levels .... on the ground floor there is a big square bar and a set of restrooms ... upstairs is another bar and another set of restrooms…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Always fun

Club never changes in terms of quality of dancers in both looks and ability to entertain. VIP is still the best seat in the house as you can have a great view of the stage…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Not bad, but nothing sets it apart

There are MANY clubs to choose from on Bourbon Street, so I imagine it's tough to maintain talent orand do anything to set your place apart. With that being said, Lipstixx is certainly not the…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Downward spiral for Quality?

Arrived just before midnight, usual ID check and wand at the door. Cover was $8, but used online coupon for free admission. About 80 patrons and at least 20 dancers. Talent looked to be 3s…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

A visitor to El Paso checks out the local action

Cover: $12, drinks $4, lap dances $20. Based on other reviews I checked out Cabaret and Dreams on Friday the 16th. Cabaret is located in a nice looking strip mall, first strip club I've ever been to…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Passing through El Paso, sampling the pleasures at Dreams

Cover: $20, drinks: ??, lap dances: ?? After checking out Cabaret, I drove down 10 to check out Dreams. It is undeniably a higher class club than Cabaret, the building is big and new, and apparently purpose…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Never Fails to Please

It's been over 6 months since I've made a visit to Follies, but it never disappoints me. Arrived about 1:00 on a Friday afternoon and the parking lot was already nearly full, and the club…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

New dancers

It was after 1 AM and I decided to take a chance and see if things were better at Fantasy World. Cover was $8, (1/2 off price with a card from TD'S North.) For a…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I'm pissed

So my ass is feeling generous and I want to go see this Janet some of y'all are talking bout. So I go to this club and what do I see. Steps. I'm in a…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

First time

Went to this joint couple months ago to see what this club has to offer. It is a big club and has plenty of tables for you to sit. Because I was new…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Sundays are Great - Mondays are slow!

I spent Sunday and Monday evenings in BDs. It used to be that both days were great and that all the dancers at the club had to work either Sun or Monday. This has now…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Unlucky

I was in the area visiting family so I decided to retry this place after not being in here for about 5 years. Parked around back of the building. Read an earlier review…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Return Visit

I am new to the area and my wife and I have decided to no longer be together so I find that a visit to a strip club is a nice distraction. I visited a…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

changes

The clubs been changed around a bit, the bar is moved to the back and my bartender is gone. Other than that seemed about the same, a lot of new faces I did not…

Pasty's

Seattle, Washington

Good enough

I wandered in just to take a look (9:30 PM). I believe the dances I saw at first were the first of the evening. Only two dancers at first, later more came in.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Nice Friday line up

Came here the night before the Michigan/State game, impressive overall showing. The place was busy and everyone was in a good mood and ready for a fun weekend. Angel good as ever with…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Good Atmosphere for Orlando

Probably my favorite spot in Orlando. Although it does not offer as many as the "bare" necessities as other clubs across the state, you can count on DR to show you a pretty decent time. The…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Back For Another Couple Visits

Back to my ‘home’ favorite club for the first time in two months. God help me, I missed the place. Convenient off I-91 as noted and close to halfway for me between home in CT…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

The Gold Club

I stopped by The Gold Club last Wednesday night at about 9:30 PM. The cover was $10 and my Bud Light was $5.50. You walk in and the main room is filled with these…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Money Travels Far

I've come to really enjoy Club Wax when I go. I went on a Monday Night after the game and it was lowkey, but still pretty active. You can get some pretty decent drink specials,…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Deja vu on par with others if not better than most

Déjà vu is part of a nationwide chain of high-end strip clubs. They are located on Adamo Drive in Tampa, they are approximately 15 minutes from Tampa’s airport. They are also located in…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Sunday Visit

This was the first time I had been in on a Sunday. I got there around 8 and stayed until 10:30. I was surprised by the large number of dancers. By 8:30…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

DV Lakewood

I visited DV Lakewood on a Friday evening between 5:45 and 7:00. If you're coming from the south at this time of the day, you might have to wait a while to turn into…

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Seating Etiquette

If one finds an open seat at the bar or a table; and there's nothing to indicate there was someone sitting there (drink; etc); and you then sit down and then 10 minutes later a dude comes and says that's…

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Las vegas strip clubs

free limo ride & no cover charge with the purchase of 2 drinks to any Las Vegas Strip clubs text Chris 559-776-9795 when your in town, limo will pick you up from your resort or hotel.

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nice dreams

So what's the best you had lately? This morning I dreamed about a class of roughly 30 teenage girls roughly 18 to 19 yrs old and the female instructor was going to teach them how to give a bj through hands…

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I Did Something with a Stripper That I Should Not Have Done

For the first time in 20 years of strip clubbing, I sent a stripper an advance on our next otc meeting. Sent it via Walmart money gram which coincidently she knew all about. I know I shouldn't have done this.…

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When's the last time you were this excited?

Found a million dollars? Hot pussy for free?.....or this? https://allthingsignant.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/fat-guy-eating-giant-hamburger.jpg?w=614

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Two men "lured by sex," only one survives

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/10/03/two-men-lured-by-sex-one-escapes-from-car-trunk-the-other-found-dead-in-burned-vehicle/#.ViGIV87vsxk.facebook Live or die: That’s the choice a restrained man locked in a car trunk was facing Wednesday afternoon. Surveillance video shows how the victim seized the opportunity after he slipped out of his bonds. He was able to pull the…

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Show Us Your Tits

But not at a gender equality event http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3276175/We-rush-boobs-Fraternity-member-sparks-outrage-asking-student-met-Free-Nipple-gender-equality-event-topless-photos-recruitment-week.html

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Strip Stakes: What It Costs To Be An Exotic Dancer in 2015

http://ratter.com/ratter/all/ratter/213870-strip-stakes

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Because it's Saturday

A successful rancher near Red Deer died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch…

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I Love Strippers!

i can't believe sometimes that gorgeous young women let me do everything I want. Absolutely everything. More than I can possibly imagine. It's like every fantasy I've ever had all rolled up into one and come to…

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Thick/BBW strip clubs in NYC??

Looking to further my stripping into clubs besides just underground parties..anybody knowany clubs that allow thicker women??..I heard Gallagher is this true?..thanks

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Top notch talent...

Stopped in last Friday night...cover was $20, and there were about 15-20 girls working. Of those 15-20, I would say at least a dozen were top notch talent. We'll start with the 7's...Rayne…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A relaxed Monday night

i decided to stop by on a Monday night football game was done, and just looking for a chill place to get a drink and see some boobies. Place was pretty quiet…

Barrel

Rochester, New York

Great Girls, Great Music, Great Alcohol

This place is one of the best strip clubs in the Rochester area. Here's why I think so based on my recent experiences: 1. The girls here are sexy and friendly...every single of them (at least…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Went back here after a long day at work

Went back here after a long day at work. Many dancers present and a great variety. $10 to get in with two non alcoholic drinks. One large stage with two…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Deja Vu Ypsi

I was back in the area for the weekend at about closing time for the other clubs in the area and popped into Deja Vu at about 1:15 on a Saturday morning. About 15…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nice Views...

I visited Archibald's last Thursday before going to a concert at the Warner Theater. Had a little time to kill, and thought I'd take in the scenery. Everyone knows the deal in DC...you…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Neighborhood Metal bar with naked girls

11pm Friday night I parked in the lot facing the entrance. Bouncer waved me in & there was no cover. $4 diet coke and I spent about 30 minutes watching the scene. A skinny 8…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

first time

Rouge is a city block from golden dragon. Some sketchiness outside but if you park in the public lot its not too dark there. Got 3/100 with skinny white chick (8 beautiful face, eyes…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Sucks

Haven't been here in a while and yup place still sucks - maybe even more. Seems to have been completely taken over by Eastern Europeans and they are extremely money hungry. Dollar parade is…

Eros Station

Van Nuys, California

What was I thinking

Was looking for some sex toys for a bi experience with myself, as I was looking for dildoe a a pretty blond me diem build approached and asked if I would like a dance,well the…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Dancer quality at all time high

I haven't been here in a while and the quality of the girls is great. The club is still very clean but small with two stages (one at a time usually). It's a good place…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Improvement

Visited on Friday evening, some change in dancers and for the better. Got dances from a few girls I knew and they were fun, but nothing special. Then got some dances from Tabatha, early…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Decent Time at Coliseum

On a Thursday afternoon I stopped in at the Coliseum to check out the day talent. I was quite surprised to see so many hot young dancers. I took a seat at the bar and…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Had not been by for a few months so decided to come on in

Had not been by for a few months so decided to come on in. My usual was not there, which is not really a bad thing because it would allow me to experiment with…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls is a great bang for the buck!

I love this place. I came here for the first time in mid August and have been back ever since at least once every week or two if not more. They have a lot of…

Blue Goose

Hawthorne, New Jersey

first trip to blue goose

I went to the blue lagoon for the first time. Someone from my job said it’s a dive with a relaxed atmosphere. Parking is difficult. The area is busy, but residential parking is a few…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

One of my better visits to this club

Almost always a good time and this was one of my best visits. Arrived about 8pm on a Friday and expected a bigger crowd. About 8 girls, mostly White, and 6 PLs. Most of the…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

nicer place, lots of space

Stopped by on the way home very long day at the office. One of the nicer clubs in metro Pittsburgh. Located in commercial district but very quiet neighborhood after 5pm. Parking lot…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Just ok

The club is inside a XXX store. You pay the cover to the cashier and then enter the next room. $10 as I recall. It is small. Black painted walls with a…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Consistent value

I used to live in Indiana, but moved away. One of the things I miss is HH. I heard how far the Indy clubs have gone down hill. Thankfully, this is not…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaids Thursday afternoon

I was at Bandaids on Thursday afternoon. Thursday seems to be the sweet spot for me, at least at this club. The early part of the week often lacks the best dancers, while Friday and…

Down In Texas Saloon

Austin, Texas

DIT - western theme, seems decent

DIT is a western themed club. There are usually 10 to 15 dancers on working ranging from 6-8. Ethnicity is a good mix of Caucasian, African American and Hispanic and the come in…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

One day, I'll get lucky...

I get to Wax around 1:45. It wasn't that packed for Friday night. I get my quick pat down and pay my $10 in singles. Every time I give a $20, they give me…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Consistent Cheetah

This place really never lets me down. I've been a regular visitor to San Diego for almost 20 years, and the Cheetah is one of the few clubs in the country where the girls…

Down In Texas Saloon

Austin, Texas

DIT - western theme, seems decent

DIT is a western themed club. There are usually 10 to 15 dancers on working ranging from 6-8. Ethnicity is a good mix of Caucasian, African American and Hispanic and the come in…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Not New Orleans style

I was in town for a family get-together and decided to stop in for a beer and a gawk. I grew up in NJ, so I already knew had low expectations and they were met.…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Promising place probably much better Friday or Saturday.

I called ahead and asked for a roll call. I was told there was four girls. It had been a long day and I didn't want to drive home yet so I figured…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

High class but not as fun

This is a compendium of evening visits from Friday through Monday. Entry into the club is friendly on the surface but one gets that feeling that you are being sized up. Bouncer at the front…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Still the hottest girls in NE OH, but new management has made some annoying rule changes.

I've been going to Crazy Horse semi-regularly for about a year now, and I've posted reviews of previous visits. The place seems to be changing, though, so an update might be useful to others. On…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Afternoon break

Visited this club during lunch time break. It was not too busy when I got there. There were not too many dancers also working at that time. The drink prices are reasonable for a strip…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

New Shotgun willie building

Shotgun - Entry $3 before 7 PM $10 after that ..Happy hour beer $4.50 .. ..it goes upto $6:50 later in evening Stages 7( to many). Chairs to sit less .. On weekend, it's open…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

One Decent

Stopped in on a Sunday night, a couple dancers working but only 1 worth any attention. Hot blonde college chick, good stage show and great grind in back room. Completely hands off with full video…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

It started out well

Was in NOLA for an annual conference, tried the Penthouse Club for the first time. It seems like a great club. Was met almost immediately by an attractive dancer named Gia. Great fit body, but…

Diamond Dolls

Syracuse, New York

afternoon is best time to visit

Afternoon cover is only $10 which includes one drink. Usually 3 or 4 dancers on afternoon shift. T-shaped stage. If no one on stage, every dancer I asked was willing to go on stage for…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Smoke-filled drear

Very short version: if cigarette smoke bothers you, just stay away. I apologize for the brevity of this review, but it reflects the length of my stay. I should have just turned around when the…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Probably best in west Winston, depending on your taste

So far I've tried Savannah's, Paper Moon, and Filly's. The latter two were both rather smokey, but beyond that were also underwhelming. Savannah's on the other hand is a bit classier. Not…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Good time, a bit pricey but a lot of fun to be had.

As stated before the club is very nice inside, if you don't beat cover your out around $25 before you sit down if you include valet and your first beer. I showed up about 6PM…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Going downhill...

This club used to be a lower cost alternative to the rip-off Platinum Plus in Allentown. Now, this place is the rip-off and I would rather go to Platinum Plus. At Platinum Plus,…

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What ever became of Clubber and Farmerart?

Only the good die young.

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Best Catch in the History of Football?

Did y'all see this? http://youtu.be/RDzfvVwJ1qI

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Healthy cum

Recently, I met up with a former dancer who doesn't mind blowing me and eating it. When she was done, she said, "You know, you have really healthy tasting cum. It's obvious that you eat right, don't smoke, and don't…

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Follies of the Southwest

Next week either Tuesday or Wednesday (Oct 20 or 21) Lone Wolf and I are planning a visit to Follies of the Southwest (otherwise known as Hi Liter). Let me know if any other Phoenix pervs would like to…

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Week 6 NFL bets

I don't like most of this week's action. I hate games between 2 bad teams (Houston @ JAX), and hate games where a very good team should win in a blowout (Patriots, Packers). I don't expect the chargers to lose…

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Big-boobed barista no longer working at my favorite coffee shop :(

It has been at least a month since I saw my favorite barista in the morning and I never asked her for ITC or OTC (in this case, in the coffeehouse and out of the coffeehouse)! Not brilliant! :( Big-boobed barista…

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Mecca

We should add Mecca to the glossary to describe those Strip Clubs such as Follies that every hobbyist hopes to visit. The second definition here nails it on the head. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mecca

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The Doll House, Jacksonville, FL

Hey guys, I got my attention dead set on a girl that used to work at Sinsations, but now works at The Doll House. Just something about her gets me going. Her name is Mariah and am…

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Fellow Employee Dating a Stripper

A buddy at work came up to me and said that he's dating this smoking hott chick. He showed me a picture. She was indeed hott and my first response without hesitation was, "Is she a stripper?" His response "Yah!!!"…

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Lamar Odom partied in strip club before going to brothel

"Odom spent five consecutive days in the club’s VIP room—where he allegedly demanded sexual favors from employees" http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/lamar-odom-drug-overdose-bender-spearmint-rhino-strip-club-las-vegas/

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She wants me to buy her dinner first before OTC negotiations begin

Ffucking NYC strippers. She wants me to buy her dinner first before OTC can be arranged. Even in the fucking boroughs, the girls are more pretentious than most anywhere else in the country.

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What happens when porn audio is played on the intercom at a Target store...

Somebody fucked up.. http://wgntv.com/2015/10/15/customers-say-porn-played-over-target-stores-intercom/

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She's Having a Fucking Orgasm

The next time you fuck a stripper, consider including this song in your stripper sex playlist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzsJEMeLBZo This is the story of when I first heard this song. The DS and I had gone to dinner and a show, and we…

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Am I the only one fascinated with how SJG thinks?

I'm mesmerized at the cognitive workings going on inside a guy like SJG, who seeks out AMP services and goes on a strip club web site stating how he is against "ejaculatory services". The goal for him is to seek…

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There goes my Wonder Woman fantasies...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-real-life-wonder-woman-6637670

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Looks like more changes to the TUSCL GUI

I was just looking at the clubs list and it has new formatting. I don't like it but I guess it's b/c I was used-to and liked the old format – what do you think? (Or it could be my…

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Twin Cities, MN

Any club worth visiting there? I'll post a few fresh reviews soon and read about the area then, but anything worth checking out?

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Sweetie stopped texting me....

...I'm feeling kinda down.....

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I wonder if the dachshund-frog system would work here?

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=797 More places to try in Florida! Brilliant!

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Funny as shit

So last night at the club I had a dancer come over to me. Hot little thing that I guess you could consider her a favorite dancer of mine. Anyways she's freaking out because she told me she lost her…

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Bacon!!!

https://youtu.be/9nQ-kO6RPo8

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Girls giving out wrong numbers

Have you ever had a girl give you a wrong number when you ask for it? And what happened? Did you ever see them again? I knew a hot girl once that gave guys she didnt want to talk to…

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We Are The Boys

While I was standing in front of the TV she came in and gave me a hug. The Club was still quiet when she reported for work. She rubbed my back for a few seconds before motioning to follow her. I…

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strip club disillusionment

After blowing thousands of dollars on my recent SC escapades I think I'm getting tired of it. I've visited a few more clubs that I've reviewed on here but it just seems to be getting boring. Maybe the financial side…

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Commenting Upon Ancient Threads

Often somebody will post a comment on a thread that is anywhere from 6 months to many years old. I don't understand how people so often end up reading and commenting upon threads that have been completely dead for…

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Which Brand of Watch is best to Replicate?

If you remember way back when, when I made that post: How to be fly at the club? - https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=25123 well, I think it's time to get serious and have a little fun with it. I don't have the chain yet…

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rickdugan is a Massive Faggot!

Title says it all! Lol!

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"Although I didn't give her a tip I did slowly fondle my crotch so she could see

https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=410390 In what non-pecuniary, non-verbal ways do you express your appreciation of her beauty?

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So So Looking Stripper taking all your Money

So it's weird. There's a new stripper working, she is absolutely nothing spectacular vs any other girl. But for some god unknown reason I'm like stuck on this one. She doesn't wear make up at all, goes with her natural…

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Should I get married to have more money for OTC?

I saw SJG's question on marriage and am asking you guys the question in reverse. Should a guy get married so he can have more money for clubbing? For the sake of this discussion let's say that the guy can't…

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Watch yourself sharkhunter aka bait boy

I'm beginning to think you deserve the wildebeest treatment. But since your name is sharkhunter I'm going to call up my friend ricktheshark. He also wears a suit and Rick Dugan and I consulted with him when we developed the…

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How truthful are your posts?

If you had to assign a percentage? Mine are 100% true if you don't consider jokes like the overuse of "brilliant" and exclamation points! I don't do that in real life but it makes me laugh her! Other than that, I really…

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Esquire names Emilia Clarke sexiest woman alive!

www.egotastic.com/2015/10/emilia-clarke-named-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-video/ Do you guys think this is brilliant or non-brilliant?

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Strip club accused of using Jonna Krupa pics to lure customers

I love the NY Post's description: "A seedy Long Island strip joint used pictures of “Dancing with the Stars’’ model contestant Joanna Krupa, among others, to dupe drooling customers into thinking she worked at the jiggle joint, court papers charge." http://nypost.com/2015/10/14/strip-club-accused-of-using-jonna-krupa-pics-to-lure-customers/

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Mom and Daughter Make Porn Together

http://www.viralthread.com/meet-the-mother-daughter-who-do-prn-together-and-insist-they-are-not-incestuous/

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NBA, Reality TV Star Lamar Odom Found Unconscious in Nevada Brothel

http://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/nba-reality-tv-star-lamar-odom-found-unconscious-nevada-brothel-n444041

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What Happened to the Strippers from thee "Old" Body Shop?

After the Body shop in San Diego changed management a couple of year's ago there has been a gradual purge of the older higher mileage girls. Does anybody know what happened to any of them. I know some have moved…

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Kicking Myself

Maybe you remember, but if not you can check my profile, my post a while back about me planning a trip to Kandy's. The TL;DR of that post was that I was planning on driving 8 hours to go back…

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OT: Frivolous Lawsuits

I used to think that lawsuits by dancers against strip clubs claiming they are employees were frivolous. This suit brings frivolous to a whole new level. A woman sued her 12-year-old nephew in Connecticut for $127,000 for injuries she says she…

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How can I handle this????

I just got a text from my wife's best friend. She saw me on a date with DS II, and wants me to tell my wife that I'm dating. She didn't ask why or how I was dating…

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OT: Detroit, there's and app for that

Any of you Detroiters want to make any suggestions. http://motorcitymuckraker.com/2015/10/09/more-than-10000-problems-fixed-through-improve-detroit-cell-phone-app/

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Are CD's and DVD's outdated?

I like my collections but it seems streaming will eventually replace everything

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Glossary

You hairless apes should expand the glossary on this site. Add the following: BSLC - big spiny lion cock. Dream strippers go crazy for it and want it in every hole. BSTC - big spiny tiger cock. Female hairless apes that…

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Where have all the good strippers gone

Im in northeastern PA, and it wasn't all that long ago that you could go into just about any strip club or go go bar, and there were at least a few good looking, frisky dancers working. Seems like…

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Playboy will no longer feature nude women in its print edition

BUSINESS INSIDER Playboy will no longer feature nude women in its print edition Bryan Logan 3h 7,434 1 Playboy Chelsea Lauren/Getty Images for Playboy Times have changed at Playboy. Starting next year, the publication long known for showcasing the female physique, will no longer…

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Female friends to go to strip clubs with

Hi. I would like to make some female friends to go to strip clubs with. I'm happily married to a man, so these females can only be platonic friends.

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McConaughey line from Dazed and Confused

I was flipping through the channels last night and started watching dazed and confused a movie i hadn't seen in years. Matthew McConaughey was in it(way before the Lincoln commmercial's) and he had one of favorite movie line's of all…

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How Is My CF3 Doing?

This girl which I will call CF3 (Current Favorite #3) is probably the prettiest girl I've ever dated. She is just among the best girl I've ever seen in my whole life and I think she is going to be…

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7 pix of Helga Lovekaty

This is a seriously beautiful woman: http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2015/10/helga-lovekaty-naked-topless-perfection-at-the-window/#&gid=ci01dae02d000199de&pid=helga-lovekaty-bra-and-panties-topless-07jpg I especially like the first 3 pix; after that she's wearing too much :)

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Marriage and Family, Would You Do It Again?

Not everyone, but are large portion of our regular posters here are middle aged men who had married and had children. Now they are either divorced or their marriages have turned to pure shit. And so many of…

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This guy knows how to treat a girlfriend

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3269522/Father-uses-dummy-prank-girlfriend-thinking-son-blown-quad-bike-accident-cries-watching-flames-shoot-air.html

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Googling someone's phone number

Have you ever googled someone's phone number? Well...I got a stripper's phone number and I put the digits in google. Surprise, surprise. It led me to her personal social media page. Now I know her real name and…

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Is there an app?

Why is there not an app for tuscl?

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Shot in the groin..

Shot in the groin and who's to blame? You give Akron a bad name! http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2015/10/ashtabula_man_shot_in_groin_at_1.html#incart_m-rpt-1

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Ignore Button

I had forgotten what a great tool that is! Personally, I have no problem with anyone that posts on here; after all, a variety of viewpoints makes the site more interesting. However, when one member repeats the same…

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I used to think it would be fun to fuck a sex addict

Now, I'm not so sure. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3269363/Argentinian-businessman-stabbed-death-kinky-sex-game-younger-married-lover-suffers-uncontrollable-impulse-unfaithful.html

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Star Wars and the back door! Freaky sex ed video!

I haven't watched this all the way through but it is easily the weirdest way I could think of to teach about anal! Check out the Darth Vader mask! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kquo57uflRw Brilliant! ;)

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Zen Music

Have you ever jacked off while listening to Zen Music with flutes and ocean sounds? Next rime i listen to Zen Music i will be on my balcony sitting indian style, with eyes closed and going ummmmmm...ummmmmm... ummmmm

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Spoiler Alert!...The new season of The Walking Dead features zombies trying to k

It's unbelievable.....

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Movies

Did you see the movie diarrhea yet? Its not too late, it's still running. Did you see the movie constipation yet? It didn't come out yet. Did you see the movie fart yet? Don't bother, it really stinks anyway.

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Tits and Ass

Do you get turned on by sniffing panties?

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Pucker up LM-N

And kiss my ass

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Isn't it weird?

Sometimes I'll go to a club and before I know it I've dropped $300 in 1-2 hours and are headed for the ATM. Other times I just can't get rid of a buck and I'll walk out disappointed with…

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Lazy dancers

This is not the norm by any means but sometimes when I go to clubs there are girls there who just sit around at the bar or at one table and NEVER give anyone a dance. Some of them…

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Two girls and a bunch of hot dogs pic....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_z2d4IxltHJI/S9eJC1eVTeI/AAAAAAAADZg/NQnrifzH1aE/s1600/Special_Talents%2B2chixHotDogs.jpg

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Do you really want to date a stripper?

A PL is beaten and robbed after being set up by a stripper he was "dating." http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2015/10/cleveland_man_jumped_robbed_af.html

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Fight between strippers outside Bronx club sparked fatal shooting of club regula

It's dangerous to be a strip club regular. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/man-45-fatally-shot-stripper-fight-bronx-article-1.2392617

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Frat Suspended After Graphic Hazing Video Released: Pledges Forced to Give Strip

Were the pledges forced or did they beg for the chance? http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/frat-suspended-after-graphic-hazing-video-released-pledges-forced-give-strippers