Tell us about your ultimate sexual fantasy

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JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
What is your ultimate sexual fantasy?

And let's keep it to stuff that has happened or has some rationale prospect of possibly happening some day during your lifetime. No impossible shit that will never happen in a billion years like fucking all of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders simultaneously with your twenty 12 inch dicks in the middle of the field during half time of the super bowl on national TV.

So here's my fantasy. I really will try to keep it somewhat short. This has never happened although I came somewhat close recently.

I'm on a deserted, exotic beach in the Caribbean in the middle of winter. Temperature in the upper 70s, a few high clouds but otherwise sunny. Palm trees gently blowing in the wind, a rain forest bordering the idyllic beach. The only other person on the beach is the DS. She slowly strips nude as there is a gorgeous sunset behind her. I photograph it all. She lays down on a towel next to the gently lapping waves. She spreads her legs wide, and says seductively "come be a part of my body." We're both high. I fuck her intimately until we have simultaneous, very intense orgasms. We kiss passionately the whole time. I pause to devour her huge breasts. We tell each other exactly how the sex feels throughout the fucking. We are both 1000% percent committed to the most intense and satisfying fuck that either of us has ever experienced before. It is the best fuck of my life, nothing else comes even remotely close.

And then we go home. I am not going to marry her not matter what you all say.

Now, instead of criticizing my fantasy or my perfect 10 dancer, why not tell us truthfully what your ultimate sexual fantasy was or would be.





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jackslash
9 years ago
I hope to catch a glimpse of a well-turned ankle.

http://www.cumonmy.com/_data/i/galleries…
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NinaBambina
9 years ago
Having sex on a bed of money. Lots of it.

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4got2wipe
9 years ago
"Nothing comes to mind."

Really TwinFucker? Is that because fucking twins is off the table?
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georgmicrodong
9 years ago
To find a girl to really, really likes pain. Not "torture" pain necessarily, just pain in general.
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
"To find a girl to really, really likes pain. Not "torture" pain necessarily, just pain in general."

Well, I'm glad you clarified that it isn't necessarily about "torture" pain! If it was definitely about torture pain that would be non-brilliant!

Who would have thought that you could find weirdo perverts on a strip club discussion board!
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Clubber
9 years ago
I'd have to think more than I wish to think at the moment, but I do know Asia would be involved.

For something real quick off the top of my head...

To rekindle what my ATF and I had those many years ago.
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londonguy
9 years ago
@ gmd. I have seen such a girl in London, a beautiful 20yr old English girl that enjoys pain as she is getting screwed. She's great.
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Meursault
9 years ago
Your fantasy, if you could make it a reality, would disappoint. In the end we are all chasing something we can never catch. That doesn't mean that what we do catch can't be great.
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Nina, if you made my fantasy come true then I would do the same for you.
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
GMD... your a fucked up piece of shit
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
gmd needs an upper decker, courtesy of the juice crew
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
gmd will never see it comming. He has the entire juice crew on ignore. Just keep your head stuck in the sand there pussy
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Clackport
9 years ago
Having a threesome with Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
“... No impossible shit that will never happen in a billion years like fucking all of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders simultaneously with your twenty 12 inch dicks in the middle of the field during half time of the super bowl on national TV …”

Damn – thanks for ruining the fantasy
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
I can't say I have a fantasy or think much about it – I just go to the SC to get my grind-on and get instant-fulfillment w/o having to think too much about it.

I guess if I try to come up with something perhaps a 4-some may be enjoyable – me and 3 ebonies – one of them giving me BBBJ with the other two are on either side of me involved in GFE; and then they take turns with each one giving me BBBJ for a while while the other two give me GFE and I do this for about an hour.
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
You guys need to get a DS or two, smoke some weed, and then you'll be able to get in touch with your fantasies. Except GMD. Don't want to see what his fantasy would become if drugs were added to the mix. :)
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georgmicrodong
9 years ago
@JS69: Frankly, I don't want to see that either. Somebody might end up dead.

@londonguy: Besides my wife, I've only met three strippers who would actually let go with me, and then all but one only after we'd done "normal" sex for several months.

One was a girl who was normally not my type, big saggy tits and droopy ass, but when I noticed her nipple piercings, she offered me a deal I couldn't refuse: make her tell me to stop squeezing her nipples, and the dances were free. She took all I could give her, gasped a lot, pulled back, almost screamed, but never asked to stop, then nutted all over my leg. Then I took her in back and face fucked her with her nipples between my fingers again, and her head against the back of the couch.

Second was a freak's freak. She liked the whole torture thing. Tied up, hot wax, whipping, nipple clamps, pussy clamps, the whole nine yards. She even liked her pussy whipped. She had scars on her back where her boyfriend hung her from hooks. Saw her twice, and she wanted her mistress in the room for safety. That was kind of hot, with the mistress making suggestions. :)

Third was a statuesque redhead (small, but awesome boobs) who *really* liked the whole whipping thing. If she could sit down afterwards, you'd done it wrong. Pounding her from behind after welting her ass and legs was an experience I'll not soon forget. You could feel her tighten up with pain as I hit her while thrusting. And she *screamed* when she orgasmed, like a banshee, then her whole body would twitch in aftershocks for five minutes if I kept going slowly.

As much as I like that sort of thing, I recognize that there is something wrong with people who like that much abuse. Something messed up their sexual wiring, and it wasn't a perfect home life. But until they say "no", or the safe word, it's consensual. Game on. :)
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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
Mastering the debating with a tuscl member looking into my eyes as i finish
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maho
9 years ago
Mine is trying to pull off my first OTC experience. I know, lame. Still trying to find the right candidate to ask, get a yes answer, and see how it goes.
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just_the_nuts
9 years ago
I just wannabe loved by another man
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Maho, that was my fantasy 3-4 years ago. It'll happen. And before you know it you'll develop a new more advanced fantasy. And then another. Each time one fantasy is fulfilled another takes its place.
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lopaw
9 years ago
My ultimate sexual fantasy involves Amber Heard, a bottle of Patron, a bottle of baby oil and the observation deck of the Empire State Building.
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maho
9 years ago
Thanks JohnSmith. Guess I've got to start somewhere. :-)
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Clubber
9 years ago
JS69,

"...smoke some weed, and then you'll be able to get in touch with your fantasies."

And this will make the women Asian?

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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
When a stripper pays *me* for sex

:)
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PhantomGeek
9 years ago
After all these years of delivering pizzas, I'm still waiting for that one delivery that's right out of a porn.
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