Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
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895 O'Farrell St San Francisco, CA 94109

No Santa Claus

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Eric_Murphy
Dec 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Club Quality
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I had to go to San Francisco today for a meeting and knew I'd have a couple hours to kill so figured I would take the chance to see this legend.

The Intel I received from a knowledgable member of the board suggested that it would most likely be dead this week and boy was that ever correct. Arrived just after 3:00, paid my $20 cover and walked in to check the place out. The only room that seemed to be open was the main stage room. Sure would have been nice as a first timer to be given the lay of the land by the door guy but I guess they figure the dancers will do that.

The main stage is at the back of the club with couch areas on either side of the hall and the Kopenhagen room at the front. Never did see where the Green Door room was. Three rows of comfy theatre style seats surround the main stage on 3 sides.

The stage has 1 pole at the back and 2 up front.

I saw 8 dancers working: 2 AA, 3 Asian, 2 Hispanic, and 1 Caucasian most of whom were IMO 6's with maybe 2 7's. All but 2 approached me and seemed nice enough but sorry, you can't just come up and "Wanna Dance" me. None of them sat down and actually tried to talk with me so sorry Virginia there is no Santa Claus.

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