Emily -- Founder please address this immediately
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I'm sure most of you, like me, are asking who is "Emily."
I think shes a regular dancer of Founder who "helps him" around the office. Maybe she's a dream stripper. Founder did add that term to the glossary.
Others have suggested that Emily is Mrs. Founder. If so, maybe mrs seaboard is Emily. That would be cool. Founder and Emily are a married couple who club together?
But if Emily is a woman then she must be kinda cool if her work has anything to do with tuscl.
But really Founder I insist that we must know the details about Emily. But let's start slow. Just the basics. I know I speak for the whole board when I say Emily please please show us your tits. Please. Thanks.
I think shes a regular dancer of Founder who "helps him" around the office. Maybe she's a dream stripper. Founder did add that term to the glossary.
Others have suggested that Emily is Mrs. Founder. If so, maybe mrs seaboard is Emily. That would be cool. Founder and Emily are a married couple who club together?
But if Emily is a woman then she must be kinda cool if her work has anything to do with tuscl.
But really Founder I insist that we must know the details about Emily. But let's start slow. Just the basics. I know I speak for the whole board when I say Emily please please show us your tits. Please. Thanks.
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@founder: thanks for the answer
If a woman has been working behind the scenes on tuscl for years and nobody has ever heard of her, then there has got to be a lot more details behind that story.
I don't mean to offend Emily, whoever she turns out to be. But since she's apparently familiar with tuscl, I assume she knows the nature of the discussions that take place here.