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Little boy, big word

MrDeuce
Illinois
Miss Honey is teaching a lesson in her third-grade class. "Today we're going to study big words. Can anyone tell me a four-syllable word?"

Little Johnny says "Masturbation?"

Miss Honey exclaims "That's quite a mouthful, Johnny!"

The lascivious lad responds "No, you're thinking of Fellatio!"

9 comments

  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    Sounds like Little Johnny is also the Cunning Linguist
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    Haha, good ones.
  • vincemichaels
    8 years ago
    Hmmm, and who taught him that word. His mom ??? LOL

  • motorhead
    8 years ago
    Lol.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    That's what Joe's mommy taught me lol
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    Shit! ^^^^ then you gave all your money to me....hahahahab
  • Dougster
    8 years ago
    MrDouche sure has alot of practice giving fellatio.
  • MrDeuce
    8 years ago
    *There's* the Dougie we've come to know and . . . well, not love.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    When I was in jr High School, like just when porn was going mainstream, like Deep Throat, Misty Beethoven, and Behind the Green Door, one guy spoke of his intended vocation as "Directing porno movies and concentrating on spread legs shots."

    SJG
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