Miss Honey is teaching a lesson in her third-grade class. "Today we're going to study big words. Can anyone tell me a four-syllable word?"
Little Johnny says "Masturbation?"
Miss Honey exclaims "That's quite a mouthful, Johnny!"
The lascivious lad responds "No, you're thinking of Fellatio!"
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last commentSounds like Little Johnny is also the Cunning Linguist
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Haha, good ones.
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Hmmm, and who taught him that word. His mom ??? LOL
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Lol.
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That's what Joe's mommy taught me lol
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Shit! ^^^^ then you gave all your money to me....hahahahab
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MrDouche sure has alot of practice giving fellatio.
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There's the Dougie we've come to know and . . . well, not love.
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When I was in jr High School, like just when porn was going mainstream, like Deep Throat, Misty Beethoven, and Behind the Green Door, one guy spoke of his intended vocation as "Directing porno movies and concentrating on spread legs shots."
SJG
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