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Little boy, big word

MrDeuce
MrDeuce6157270

Illinois

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

Miss Honey is teaching a lesson in her third-grade class. "Today we're going to study big words. Can anyone tell me a four-syllable word?"

Little Johnny says "Masturbation?"

Miss Honey exclaims "That's quite a mouthful, Johnny!"

The lascivious lad responds "No, you're thinking of Fellatio!"

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Hugh_G_Rection

Sounds like Little Johnny is also the Cunning Linguist

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sharkhunter

Haha, good ones.

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vincemichaels

Hmmm, and who taught him that word. His mom ??? LOL

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motorhead

Lol.

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JuiceBox69

That's what Joe's mommy taught me lol

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crazyjoe

Shit! ^^^^ then you gave all your money to me....hahahahab

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Dougster

MrDouche sure has alot of practice giving fellatio.

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MrDeuce

There's the Dougie we've come to know and . . . well, not love.

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san_jose_guy

When I was in jr High School, like just when porn was going mainstream, like Deep Throat, Misty Beethoven, and Behind the Green Door, one guy spoke of his intended vocation as "Directing porno movies and concentrating on spread legs shots."

SJG

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