Three-titted alien whore - brilliant or non-brilliant?

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• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  IDK. Anytime you can keep your mouth and both hands occupied can't be all bad........
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  Is this an alien?
  
  http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?vi…
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Shit
• ime

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  8 years ago

  I didn't say i wanted to fuck the three titted whore, but she should be on the payroll, it would be worth seeing anyway. And all of you guys that loke exotic looking girls it doesn't get more exotic looking than a three titted alien whore.
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  Shadow that was a good find. I would hit that. Not the best bj technique but overall I found her attractive.
  
  +1 ATAC
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  It's fake - there was some woman (stripper) in Florida that claimed to have 3 boobies, but later it was revealed that it was a prosthetic.
  
  The debate was no plastic surgeon in their right mind would do that but I beg to differ.
  
  Craziest thing I've seen, I was watching a porno the other day and the girl had her nipples shaped into hearts. I have heard of this process but had never seen it before.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Shit
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  I totally recall seeing Mary, the Three-Titted Whore in "Total Recall" (1990). The actress was Lycia Naff; here's her boobpedia page, including a picture of her in her most famous role:
  
  http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Mary_(Tot…
  
  The character was an homage to Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Three-Breasted Whore from Eroticon-6, in "The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy":
  
  http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Eccent…
  
  Lycia was also a regular dancer on the 80s TV show "Fame" and, for you Star Trek fans, played Sonya Gomez on ST:TNG.
  
  The role of Three-Breasted Woman was reprised in the forgettable 2012 remake by Kaitlyn Leeb (born Kaitlyn Wong), who is a very cute Canadian of Chinese and Irish ancestry. Here's a shot from GQ.com of her triple-breastedness:
  
  http://www.gq.com/gallery/best-breasts-2…
  
  
  
  
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  shadowcat, your three-titted chick is certainly a whore, though apparently not an alien one. I'm not sure exactly how many of those three titties are real.
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  Alien whores=possibly brilliant
  Three titties=not brilliant
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  Not brilliant, not non-brilliant. Its called mutation.
  
  Which happens in the real world as much as the creationist/intelligent design lunatics want to deny it. Mutation happens randomly according to Darwinian theory, and whether it is beneficial or not likely plays a role in whether or not the mutant passes on its genes to the next generation, i.e. natural selection. As much as religious lunatics try and deny it, natural selection is probably the mechanism by which all life has become what it is today on planet Earth.
  
  Of course, In Phillip K. Dicks story (which became the movie we are discussing and the abomination of a remake they made after it) Radiation made mutations happen frequently in Alphaville, where the less skilled workers in the Turbidium mines lived under less shielding and therefore were primarily mutants eking out a miserable third-world existence on a Mars colony. So we're talking a work of fiction here. (It may be brilliant or non-brilliant to have a three titted whore as a character in a Science fiction novel- but its up to natural selection to weed out whether or not that is a good mutation to have in the real world were it to actually happen).
  
  If you club in Detroit and go to Henry VIII's (North or South) or Bogarts, or Club Venus, or the Chapeau Vert- you are definitely in tune with the "Alphaville Brothel" Vibe. These would probably be the best places planet-side to look for mutant strippers, well- possibly Flint Michigan to the north might edge it out for what's in the water... or the clubs around the steel mills in Gary Indiana.
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  Agreed that random mutation+selection+genetic drift explain the diversity of life on Earth. Science = brilliant
  
  I'm not much of a science fiction fanatic, but "Total Recall" seemed like it would be a fun action movie. The fact that they left it kind of ambiguous whether the whole martian adventure was in his head or real was brilliant.
  
  The one I saw was the one from when Arnold Schwarzenegger was still fairly young (before he was CA governor). I assume the remake was more recent, correct?
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  "Is this an alien?
  
  www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6… "
  
  I thought the Total Recall three breasted MUTANT (thanks for the correction Hugh_G._Rection) whore was better done. The prosthetic tit was good but fairly obvious in the pornhub video. Of course, I'm sure the movie had a bigger budget! ;)
  
  And thanks for the links MrDeuce! They're ace! ;)
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  Yes, Schwarzenegger was Quaid in the 1990 version. The 2012 remake which I did NOT see had Colin Farrell in the the same role.
  
  Hollywood seems to be incapable of original ideas these days. I want to say Brilliant, but when I use the term its usually dripping with venom and sarcasm.
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  One of the Star Trek movies has this three tits alien Go-Go Dancer. You're seeing her on stage for a while, all the standard views, just like what one would see at the Sunnyvale Brass Rail. But then you realize they are omitting one view. Then they flash you the view of her cleavage, a double cleavage. But they just do it quickly.
  
  SJG
  
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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROBJ8AvQ…
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  There was a dancer at La Chambre, Rocket Rachel who had tits big enough to harvest for 3 tits. She had quite a career working with superstar rock bands as a stage dancer, before she gravitated to stripping at La Chambre. Sweet lady, always a pleasure to talk to.
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  http://www.lachambre.biz/home.html
  
  SJG
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  Three tits look good to me. Kind of wondering if that works great for titty fucking or if it's too tight.
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  Three tit babes are good for titty fucking twice dick guys!
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  Shit. That should have been two-dick guys. Damned autocorrect.
  
  Udderly ridiculous!!