Why do Strippers always say there in school or going back to school?

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• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  Because they have poor grammar.
  
• clubdude

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  8 years ago

  Just yesterday I had two strippers tell me they were "dancing" because they needed the extra cash! I prefer that approach to the "going to school" line.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  I knew a gal who had a Masters. Some really are going to school.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  I know many strippers who are in school. But the reason why some lie is pretty obvious. "I'm in school" sounds a lot better than "I'm a full time sex worker who has no other plans ambitions or prospects in life."
• Dougster

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  8 years ago

  Without hope life would be pretty bleak.
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  I know a lot of dancers who never finished school...
• ButterMan

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  8 years ago

  Ive met some that actually were in school, but a lot are not only telling you that but telling themselves there going back.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  1. "I'm in school" translates to "tip me more money for my tuition.
  
  2. Stripping as a living is frowned upon by society, so much even some strippers from upon themselves for doing it. They want to let you know they are planning on moving on to bigger and better things and stripping is just a "detour" in their life. Even if they are full of shit, they still use this plot of anything to make themselves feel better.
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  I don't understand -- why would I care one fucking bit whether they tell me they're in school or not. No skin off my nose, I'm happy to go along with it if it makes them feel better. Costs me nothing.
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  I think the OP could use a refresher course in grammar. :) Actually I am hearing that less now than I used to but of the ones that tell me they are in school, most are studying nursing and I know enough about nursing to know if they are telling the truth or not. Either way I don't really care as long as they suck cock.
• DandyDan

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  8 years ago

  Maybe they are studying at the School of Hard Knocks.
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  I'm taking a different tack. I know its Stripper Shit, and so does she unless she really does have a dream she is saving for. They are still selling a fantasy- mind as well as body. So how much does it really matter? Once again, how well does she suck cock? Many older guys (the ones with money) have schoolgirl or co-ed fantasies, so its about packaging yourself in a way to meet the fantasy.
  
  In a perfect world we'd have transparency with people we met, but lets be honest, even the two contenders for the highest office in the land are NOT forthcoming to the voting public about who they are and what interests they represent. Why should I expect strippers not to bullshit me? At the core of it, stripping is a sales job, and don't go telling me all salespersons are honest. I assume that what I learn about a girl in the club is probably a persona unless and until I have a chance to learn otherwise.
• stripfighter

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  8 years ago

  Nobody wants the stigma attached to being a lifer. Speaking of transparency, just like how many of us guys goes around telling everyone of our hobbies and that it's just easier to get some of that T & A that way?
• MrDeuce

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  8 years ago

  Most strippers tell me they're in school. Maybe they are, maybe they aren't -- it doesn't matter to me, so I'll play along. It's all part of the fantasy.
  
  OP needs to work on some elementary distinctions: there/their/they're and then/than.
  
  Q: Is it "tell me there in school" or "tell me their in school"?
  A: Neither!
  
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  It's also just because our society values that, and if they are not in school, they probably do want to be.
  
  SJG
  
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• MrBater2010

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  8 years ago

  I am with Shadowcat, as long as she sucks cock.. I don't care I like a little role play to if she wants to call me daddy, have pony tails and be my dirty little school girl, that is fucking great.
  
  Nursing: LOL She knows how to make the swelling go down.
  
  A lot of the dating sites the scammers all seem to be Nurses form South Africa. Must be some hell of a nursing program over there.
• MrBater2010

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  8 years ago

  I forgot this question is right there a long the lines of asking if a customer is married. Like she is going to leave the table if I am or go home with me if I am not.
  
  LOL Which reminds me of this little hottie that worked at Onxy before the fire. Tattoos on her back on her waist line of two pistols. She called the Bartender a home wrecker. explained it as she was the type of girl you have a 3 some with, then your Girlfriend leaves you for her.
  
• UKfan

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  8 years ago

  They tell me that a lot too. I only half listen to strippers since I don't believe what they are saying. I enjoy their company, I love chatting with them, but in the end I know they are just after my money and will say anything to get it. However I'm fine with that because if I wasn't then why even go in the first place!
• ididthisonce

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  8 years ago

  Cause they are like me - took me three tries to get past fourth grade.
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  I haven't heard going to school in a long time. I think most of the ones who told me that were taking classes. Unfortunately it usually meant upon graduation, they were going to get a job outside stripping. Some quit stripping before they graduated. I remember one dancer was studying to be a veterinarian. I lucked out that I kept running into her. She worked as a waitress temporarily and then ended up as a bartender before finishing her studies. She got a job in her desired profession. I happened to recognize her on the news when someone dragged a dog and took it to the vet. She was the vet and still looked hot. Most people don't see the strippers anymore after they get degrees because they quit stripping. That is among those who told the truth. Some may study but aren't great at whatever and don't succeed and those girls may continue stripping. I have one particular nephew who seems to be always taking classes but he isn't the smartest potato and is lazy. I don't think he wants to work. He's perfecting the title, professional bum.
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  I did meet one very smart dancer who told me she had a degree. She continued stripping because she was making a lot more money doing that than anything else she could have done. She was one in a million. She was the only one to ever tell me that story. Hopefully she got a job in her career she studied for and hopefully it didn't hurt her too much taking too much time off stripping. I wouldn't think exotic dancer is the kind of job experience employers look for on a resume for a regular job.
• larryfisherman

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  8 years ago

  Beauty school lol.
• likes2look

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  8 years ago

  In stripper world traffic school counts as school.
• mjx01

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  8 years ago

  Fwiw, the washout rate in college can be depressingly high. If the OP is referring to the under 25 demographic, still clinging to a college dream is not unreasonable for today's generation IMO.
• rl27

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  8 years ago

  I knew of quite a few over the years who actually did start dancing to pay for school, and a few of those actually graduated. One studied to be a fashion designer, and last I knew is designing clothes for Abercrombe. Another graduated as a Dental Hygienist. Another got an MBA.
  
  However, I have met far more who have danced for many years and all the time I knew them were only 6 months away from graduating. The most common areas of study I have heard from dancers are in order. Nursing, Physical Therapist, Social Work, and Teacher. The first, second and fourth are likely used to play to their idea of a customer's fantasy. Social Working likely to sound like she is a caring person.
  
  Least common, but I have heard a few are Criminology or Law Enforcement. At least in that case she was original.
• carolynne

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  8 years ago

  If a guy asks me why I'm a dancer I say it's because I like to fuck strangers all the time and getting paid just makes it better. Also because I'm so good at it that I enjoy the adoration I receive afterwards.