The best bang for your buck in El Paso

Red parrot has without a doubt the BEST looking girls in El Paso. Most of the other strip clubs have rejects (I'm looking at you Lamplighter) but you can find some serious bombshells at Red Parrot.

The club is relatively open, when you enter you're left of the stage, to your right is the stage, further right the dressing room, beyond that the bar. The bar is a full bar but I've never drank there. It's so far away from El Paso I don't wanna risk a DUI just to get a few dances. From the entrance about 40 feet is a raised viewing area which is the VIP. It's not that private but it's pretty dark and no one bothers anyone up there. The wall is lined with couches and from about chest level it's a mirror to the ceiling. It's 20 bucks to sit in the VIP and 20 bucks for a dance. Usually since I go during the day or early evening because it's less crowded and just plop in the VIP and wait for the ladies to come to me.

The best time to go is usually early in the week in the evening. There is a bunch of girls called "The Mexican Mafia" by the other dancers there. They work during the day and are often with regulars but there will be one or two who are floating around looking for newbies. Usually I just walk around looking for one I think is hot (trust me there's a bunch) and I take her up to the VIP.