This may be the end for the Greenville strip club scene

So I had the two elements I need to go to a strip club - opportunity and money. My family was out of town so I had the opportunity to spend some time and I had just made a bunch of "side money" so I had cash. As I have read reviews, and from my own experience there is only one real choice - no pasties, no skanks who will give you every STD known to man - Scores.

I decided from past experiences to go a little later than my usual 4 o'clock arrival since there are usually no dancers to be seen at that time - so, I arrived at 6:30. The guy at he door who looked like a Rick Flair wannabe waved me in with no cover and seeing no waitress I went right to the bar. I noticed an older fellow chatting up a dancer who looked pretty skanky (Sloppy fat with tattoos, greasy looking hair) and when she spoke appeared to be mentally challenged. They eventually went back to the VIP. Once they left there wasn't a dancer to be seen. I found a table by the stage and sat there for a full hour (6:40 til 7:40 - that's how often I looked at my watch) and not one dancer got on stage. They even blew out the fake smoke, which got my hopes up, but still no dancers. Finally, the DJ announced that Chloe would soon be on stage and sure enough out came Chloe - I wasn't impressed to say the least.

I debated sticking around for one more drink, but decided things probably would get any better, so I left - It only cost me $6.00 for the drink with a tip (the bartender was pretty hot). I had several hundred dollars to spend but no dancer I saw looked like she was worth even a dollar stateside tip. If this is the best we have Greenville is done.