Envy

This club is in a nondescript building on a well-traveled thoroughfare. It’s not in what I would call a nice area, but it’s not terrible either. I had no safety concerns going in. Inside, the place is surprisingly nice looking. It looks like it may have been remodeled in the last few years. The $5 cover was taken by a cute, young girl in a tank top and miniskirt. Unfortunately, she was the best looking girl in the place, and she wasn’t a dancer. Stepping inside I raised the customer total to 4. There were five dancers working, three white, two AA, mostly average looking. The best looking one was a white spinner with a nice body and fake tits I would rate a 7. She was tied up with a regular the whole time I was there (about an hour). The rest were between 4 and 6. I sat at the bar, got a $4 beer, and was immediately joined by an overweight dancer who tried to chat with me. I mostly ignored her and she drifted away. A bit later I was joined by another slightly overweight dancer, early thirties, who actually looked pretty good despite the few extra pounds. She was not close to obese, just a few pounds over what I typically like. I would call her a 6+. She had a pretty face—looked quite a bit like Valerie Perrine—the 70s/80s actress for those of you who remember her. If she lost a few pounds she would easily be a 7/8 or higher. She probably was a few years ago. She started chatting and getting very handsy, and encouraged me to do the same. It was clear she was either drunk or high on something . She had trouble keeping a coherent line of thought, but it was not so bad that she was totally wacked out, so when she brought up the subject of dances, I said OK. There is a $10 fee one time fee, plus $20 per dance. The private dance area is a long row of benches separated from the main club by beaded curtains. Its darker back there than in the main club areas, so you can’t see in from the club floor, but you can see out through the beads into the club once you are back there. Dances were very satisfactory, VHM dances. She suggested coming over to my hotel, but she was acting a little too drunk/high for me. I’m usually up for OTC, but I didn’t want a scene at the hotel in case she went over the deep end, so I finished up the dances and called it quits. Overall, I would say this place has potential. Solid blue collar type of place. Dancer quality not the greatest, but far from the worst I have seen. At least with my dancer, what she lacked in looks she made up for with enthusiasm and sluttiness. I went on a slow night (Tuesday evening). There may well be more and better quality dancer on a busier night.