Question for the real SJG

Jul 15, 2016, 8:31 PM

An African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...

Not that idiot troll pretending to be your gay side. Aah...yup

You've talked about organizing a group of Christian eating lions. Isn''t that right? Aah...yup

The lion doesn't have the time for that, but ricktheseacucumber asked me to ask you if wanted to help organize an aquatic gladiator experience for him and his buds. Not just the sea cucumber. rickthewobbegong and rickthestargazer are also in on this. Aah...yup

Those crazy SOBs are fun to hang with but they really can't use mobile devices. Ever see a cucumber with an iPad? I don't think so. Aah...yup

So are you game? Aah...yup

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Hugh_G_Rection9 years ago

Just to disrespect the Ricks and show what its like when you poop on other peoples' threads I'm deliberately posting a joke for SJ GAY here:

Don't argue with a Gay Flight Attendant: funnyshit.com.au

Hugh_G_Rection9 years ago

A personal message to the stupid Tortoise Rick.

Face it, you CAN'T run. You damn well can hide, but Imma gonna take a sledgehammer to that thick shell of yours.

rickthelion9 years ago

So you think you're a big hairless ape, don't you Tine_E._Rection. My turtle bud can take care of himself, he's a rick after all. However, I'm a incensed by any threats against a rick.

You keep this up and someday you're going to look over your shoulder and see a lion wearing a suit pointing an AK at you. Then something will happen to you. Something that rhymes with schmildebeest.

ROAR!

Hugh_G_Rection9 years ago

^^^ Rick is easy enough to pin down. The Animal skin may change but you can't hide the ASS inside.

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san_jose_guy9 years ago

"To the lions with them", Aleister Crowley bellowing out at some London Christmas carolers, and in front of his guests.

SJG

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