Question for the real SJG
ricktheturtleAn African turtle, originally from Zanzibar, heading straight for the white women...
Not that idiot troll pretending to be your gay side. Aah...yup
You've talked about organizing a group of Christian eating lions. Isn''t that right? Aah...yup
The lion doesn't have the time for that, but ricktheseacucumber asked me to ask you if wanted to help organize an aquatic gladiator experience for him and his buds. Not just the sea cucumber. rickthewobbegong and rickthestargazer are also in on this. Aah...yup
Those crazy SOBs are fun to hang with but they really can't use mobile devices. Ever see a cucumber with an iPad? I don't think so. Aah...yup
So are you game? Aah...yup
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last commentJust to disrespect the Ricks and show what its like when you poop on other peoples' threads I'm deliberately posting a joke for SJ GAY here:
Don't argue with a Gay Flight Attendant: funnyshit.com.au
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A personal message to the stupid Tortoise Rick.
Face it, you CAN'T run.
You damn well can hide, but Imma gonna take a sledgehammer to that thick shell of yours.
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So you think you're a big hairless ape, don't you Tine_E._Rection. My turtle bud can take care of himself, he's a rick after all. However, I'm a incensed by any threats against a rick.
You keep this up and someday you're going to look over your shoulder and see a lion wearing a suit pointing an AK at you. Then something will happen to you. Something that rhymes with schmildebeest.
ROAR!
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^^^ Rick is easy enough to pin down. The Animal skin may change but you can't hide the ASS inside.
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"To the lions with them", Aleister Crowley bellowing out at some London Christmas carolers, and in front of his guests.
SJG
B.B. King and Eric Clapton - Thrill is Gone
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