Mary Magdalene
Traditional belief by Roman Catholics is that she was a hoe. Although the Eastern Orthodox Church and some other Christians do not believe this becsuse there is no direct evidence contained in the four gospels.
Da Vinci's portrait of her shows spectacular tits. Her face is a bit iffy, but given that she was probably a hoe, I'd like to believe she was a freak in the sack
One thing I find difficult to understand is why so many of those damn female wildebeest like to troll us by pretending to be homosexual male hairless apes.
Do you really think a sane hairless ape would want to post with a name like "txtittyfag" or "san_jose_gay"? Obviously, a lion, tiger, or bear would never use a name like that. We're too smart. That name was clearly born in the fevered mind of a little wildebeest.
So txtittyfag, just keep looking over your little wildebeest shoulder. Some day soon you'll see a lion wearing a suit pointing an AK at you.
ROAR!
As for the OP's question, I'd like to go back in time and give the old BSLC to Jacqueline Kennedy while JFK watched us. She was hot and that guy needed to know his place. He was good for a hairless ape but there is a universal truth:
lion > tiger > shark > bear > vulture > snake > bonobo > gorilla > hairless ape
So a really great hairless ape is maybe in the range of gorilla or bonobo. But we cats are better than the best of you hairless apes.
ROAR!
The lion knows tha you are actually a female wildebeest pretending to be a homosexual male hairless ape. As do I. Soon the lion will kill you and feast. Squawk!
Then we'll let your dead body age a bit in the sun and then you'll be yummy yummy yummy in my vulture tummy tummy tummy. Squawk!
By the way, what kind of retard says "WEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW" or anything like that. Squawk!
Of course, we all know that wildebeest are kind of retarded so "WEEEEEEHAAAAWWWWW" is exactly what a wildebeest would say. An especially retarded wildebeest. A wildebeest that will soon be yummy yummy yummy in my tummy tummy tummy. Squawk!
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