Very middle of the road
Everything about Cheeks is very middle of the road. The girls are not gorgeous or ugly, but allright. The club itself isn't beautiful or rundown, but average.The overall experience isn't a great time or absolute shit, but just okay. This is a place you'd go to once, and then promptly forget about it. That said, it's the only game in town, so if you have to go to a club, this is where you'll going. If you adjust your expectations accordingly, you'll be fine. Not great, but fine.
I went on a Thursday night and there were about 7 or 8 girls total. Nobody stunning, but nobody hideous either. I'd say they're probably a cut below what I've seen in ABQ. On the whole, they're reasonably friendly. Most were pretty chill, but about one or two were overly pushy. Got a couple of dances, which as you can probably guess were very average. Drink prices were - you guess it - pretty standard, $5 for a beer if I remember right.
Bottom line: You'd probably have a better time if you just drove down to ABQ. But if you (a) are in Santa Fe, (b) don't feel like driving, (c) want to see some tits, and (d) like me, don't have the game to see them on your own, go here. You'll have a very average time.
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