So a few days after my cousins 18th birthday we are going to a strip club. I currently live in Orange County NY. Which means there are very few strip clubs nearby. The best one would be the mansion steakhouse Newburgh ny, but that's 21+is there any way to get someone in That is 18? Does anyone know any GOOD clubs that aren't two hours away from the. Mansion. Should I just say screw it and go to NYC Or somewhere in New Jersey?? Thank you in advance for your input.
I, myself have been to quite a few clubs. But I would really appreciate any input.
I've been to Mansion and wasn't too impressed. Granted it was on a bad winter night so there wasn't much going on. They had some nice dancers but the stage is behind the bar (stupid set up).
You may want to try Pleasure Island. Not sure what the age requirement is there. Much better looking dancers than Mansion but they are there to offer one thing and one thing only... something more than a lapdance and I'm not sure if that's what you're looking for.
Just saw review for "Smiles" in Poughkeepsie - seems it's no-alcohol so your cousin can probably get-in and the place seems to get decent reviews (any clubs that say "nude dances" or "juice bar" will usually be no-alcohol and usually will allow 18+):
I inadvertently picked the skankiest, sleaziest full-nude "juice bar" about 1 week after I turned 18. I went with some friends the same age; we didn't have a chaperone, no older brother. It was more full to explore on our own. Good times. I still remember street walker surprising us outside my the way to our car. Good times.
My cousin is turning 18 anyone have suggestions?
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(1) Buy him a book about disciplined investing and 401Ks
(2) Tell him not to set foot in a strip club until age 38 and after he's married.
(3) Direct him to the nearest State U, and tell him to have fun with the greatest piece of ass he can find.
So just for fun I'm going to do a 180 degree spin from RandomMember's advice:
1) Get your cousin a reputable Electric Guitar or Bass (Fender or equivalent), or a professional quality drum kit.
2) Teach him 3 chords (on a stringed instrument) or else the a few rudimentary snare rolls/ cymbal crashes. Let him form a band with his friends and rehearse for all of.... oh 5 or 6 weeks.
3) Try to get their band a couple of high school dance gigs, then move up to the local bar scene. Get them into a boozy, drug addled lifestyle (you can be their 'manager/roadie' if you have to).
4) with the prerequisites in place NOW is the time to introduce your cousin and his friends to strippers, who will now support THEM as there n'eer do well worthless boyfriends in a rock band.
Voila! turned an old liability in dealing with strippers into a new system
@bvino thank you for noticing. Yes my cousin is a lesbian. And she has wanted to go a strip club for a long time. There's no one else in the family to take her.
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You may want to try Pleasure Island. Not sure what the age requirement is there. Much better looking dancers than Mansion but they are there to offer one thing and one thing only... something more than a lapdance and I'm not sure if that's what you're looking for.
https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=1758
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(1) Buy him a book about disciplined investing and 401Ks
(2) Tell him not to set foot in a strip club until age 38 and after he's married.
(3) Direct him to the nearest State U, and tell him to have fun with the greatest piece of ass he can find.
1) Get your cousin a reputable Electric Guitar or Bass (Fender or equivalent), or a professional quality drum kit.
2) Teach him 3 chords (on a stringed instrument) or else the a few rudimentary snare rolls/ cymbal crashes. Let him form a band with his friends and rehearse for all of.... oh 5 or 6 weeks.
3) Try to get their band a couple of high school dance gigs, then move up to the local bar scene. Get them into a boozy, drug addled lifestyle (you can be their 'manager/roadie' if you have to).
4) with the prerequisites in place NOW is the time to introduce your cousin and his friends to strippers, who will now support THEM as there n'eer do well worthless boyfriends in a rock band.
Voila! turned an old liability in dealing with strippers into a new system