Lame Stripper Hustles, Questions and Lines
knobsnbobs
L.A. All Day
Having been to a number of clubs, I have observed many different styles and methods that strippers use to ask for dances. My personal favorite is the laid back conversational approach. Even if I am not blown away by a girl's looks at first, I will still consider getting a dance with her if she has this kind of vibe (and I have). The girls that are laid back display real personalities; they act like a regular person. However there are many strippers that rely on cheap hustles and cheesy lines to peak a guys interest which I hate; they are not being themselves, putting on a persona and doing it poorly. Here are some of the things I've heard and how I have responded (or would've liked to respond if I wanted to be mean, which I usually don't unless they are way out of line):
"Are you ready for me?"
Me: never
"Hey baby hows your night?"
Me: pretty good
"how about we go for a dance and make it amazing?"
"Damn. You look bored, like you need a dance"
Me: Im not bored. Im disappointed because I saw that your busted ass was walking over here. What would make my night is if you walked away and brought those fine ass girls over here that keep going to VIP and go bother someone else"
"ok baby. This is what I tell all my guys. You know you're here to see some ass and some titties so this is what we can do: $40 for a nude dance and then I will go ahead and upgrade you to the VIP experience where we can get even freakier. At that point I will encourage you to UP-grade once again to the $300 VIP experience where my guys all come back for more after they experience that. But first a little about myself: I'm from here but then went to Vegas and then back here again, I've been here for 5 years on and off and am stacked, fit and freaky in all the right places."
Me: I'm dead at this point because put a gun to my head and blew my brains out before she could get a response from me.
(Read my review on California Girls in Santa Ana, CA for this very encounter!)
-Many many times at any club when a girl I'm NOT feeling sits down with me/next to me:
"Hey baby. How's your night?"
Me: pretty good
"You come here often?"
Me: Sometimes
"Where are you coming from?"
"Are you coming from work?"
"What kind of work do you do?"
"What area do you live in?"
"What do you like to do for fun?"
Me in my head: OMG GO THE FUCK AWAY!
Me: Im sorry, You're just not my type
"Oh, well what kind of girls you like?"
(she continues to sit with me and watch a girl dancing at the stage)
"Wow, she's sexy, isn't she?"
"So do like big girls, small girls, white girls black girls?"
Me in my head: I like any girl but YOU. Take a HINT! Go away!
Finally she goes away. I wish I could find a way to get those girls out of my life faster.
"Are you ready for me?"
Me: never
"Hey baby hows your night?"
Me: pretty good
"how about we go for a dance and make it amazing?"
"Damn. You look bored, like you need a dance"
Me: Im not bored. Im disappointed because I saw that your busted ass was walking over here. What would make my night is if you walked away and brought those fine ass girls over here that keep going to VIP and go bother someone else"
"ok baby. This is what I tell all my guys. You know you're here to see some ass and some titties so this is what we can do: $40 for a nude dance and then I will go ahead and upgrade you to the VIP experience where we can get even freakier. At that point I will encourage you to UP-grade once again to the $300 VIP experience where my guys all come back for more after they experience that. But first a little about myself: I'm from here but then went to Vegas and then back here again, I've been here for 5 years on and off and am stacked, fit and freaky in all the right places."
Me: I'm dead at this point because put a gun to my head and blew my brains out before she could get a response from me.
(Read my review on California Girls in Santa Ana, CA for this very encounter!)
-Many many times at any club when a girl I'm NOT feeling sits down with me/next to me:
"Hey baby. How's your night?"
Me: pretty good
"You come here often?"
Me: Sometimes
"Where are you coming from?"
"Are you coming from work?"
"What kind of work do you do?"
"What area do you live in?"
"What do you like to do for fun?"
Me in my head: OMG GO THE FUCK AWAY!
Me: Im sorry, You're just not my type
"Oh, well what kind of girls you like?"
(she continues to sit with me and watch a girl dancing at the stage)
"Wow, she's sexy, isn't she?"
"So do like big girls, small girls, white girls black girls?"
Me in my head: I like any girl but YOU. Take a HINT! Go away!
Finally she goes away. I wish I could find a way to get those girls out of my life faster.
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15 comments
1. Better if you pick the girl yourself
2. Better if you just get her to sit with you, while feeding her money, and best is on your lap
3. Better if you talk with her and get to know her and come on to her some
4. Better if you can let a full make out session develop
5. Better if only after this that you invite her to the back room, as it has reached the point where your own pants need to come down.
6. And then better still if you can then take her out to feed her, and then take her home with you to continue?
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So if you do agree, then I don't see any point to your list, because you would right away have your girl off of those scripts, and that kind of talk doesn't make any difference anyway.
SJG
Erik Satie: Relâche (Complete ballet) (1924)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvc6vIWQ…
Absolutely I agree with you. If there is a girl I am into or a girl that catches my eye at a club I normally approach her on my own and get to know her. This article and subject has to do more with the lines/style that a girl uses at the club and how I find them funny, annoying, and ridiculous as well as girls that I am not into clinging to me and the comical observations that come of it.
This subject is more of a "hey don't you guys hate it when" rather than a "how come this happens?" kind of thing :)
funny thing you just reminded me of: Back in the day I worked at subway and was totally hustled by the "change hustle" at the register lol. Forgot about that. I didn't get in too much trouble because I was 15 and they knew I was young and dumb.
Anyways, just lie and tell the girls you don't want that you're waiting for someone.
The most time I'll give to a guy if he seems disinterested is 10 minutes. If he himself doesn’t ask for a dance, I’ll offer him one, and if he says no, I go along my merry way.
There’s no harm in informing a dancer that you’re not really interested in what she’s trying to sell - either when she breaks the question or beforehand when the conversation isn’t really going anywhere - so as long as you’re polite about it. The sooner, the better, right? That way, neither of you are getting time wasted. Or better yet, like SJG suggested, grab a girl yourself.
I know this isn’t an advice thread. It was actually a hilarious read, cause a few co-workers came into mind as I was reading through. Thankfully, when I go club hopping with a friend at other strip clubs, we don’t attract that kind of attention (often).