Lame Stripper Hustles, Questions and Lines

But do you agree:

1. Better if you pick the girl yourself
2. Better if you just get her to sit with you, while feeding her money, and best is on your lap
3. Better if you talk with her and get to know her and come on to her some
4. Better if you can let a full make out session develop
5. Better if only after this that you invite her to the back room, as it has reached the point where your own pants need to come down.
6. And then better still if you can then take her out to feed her, and then take her home with you to continue?

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So if you do agree, then I don't see any point to your list, because you would right away have your girl off of those scripts, and that kind of talk doesn't make any difference anyway.

SJG

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I hate the constant up-sell. I'd much rather she pitch the most expensive option, at the onset, then let's work down. Or just sit & chat. Let's have a drink and I'll tip for time and attention in the front room. Of all the options, the front room is always the best (For me) and the best deal and mileage. IF she keeps pitching deals, or keeps upselling within seconds of the last pitch or agreement, I treat it like any other street hustle (like the 'change hustle' with a cashier / open cash register) I call a timeout (make the 'T' sign with my hands) and I close the cash drawer.

I agree the front room is always the best option. I have gotten lots of mileage in front rooms !

best opening line (from a HOT girl) let's fuck! then afterwards we hang together in the showroom and have a nice time of talking, fondling, kissing, massaging and maybe dancing. nice.

i certainly have heard many opening lines that are weak and even annoying. i like a honest smile and touch from an attractive girl. i am not disrespectful to some girls that don't appeal to me and just won't leave and cock block. butt if one of my preferred happens to shashay by at that moment i will literally grab my prefered girl. and excuse myself from the un wanted girl.

that should be... i try not to be disrespectful to any girl. i smile and say 'no thank you.'

SLG, Absolutely I agree with you. If there is a girl I am into or a girl that catches my eye at a club I normally approach her on my own and get to know her. This article and subject has to do more with the lines/style that a girl uses at the club and how I find them funny, annoying, and ridiculous as well as girls that I am not into clinging to me and the comical observations that come of it. This subject is more of a "hey don't you guys hate it when" rather than a "how come this happens?" kind of thing :)

Dominic, funny thing you just reminded me of: Back in the day I worked at subway and was totally hustled by the "change hustle" at the register lol. Forgot about that. I didn't get in too much trouble because I was 15 and they knew I was young and dumb.

I've definitely had girls go to the $10 LD room with me and spend the entire dance trying to up sell me to VIP.

Anyways, just lie and tell the girls you don't want that you're waiting for someone.

jsd. that works.

I have a similar story. I was on my way home. And stuck in standstill jersey turnpike traffic. And after being stuck in one spot for about 10 minutes I say fuck and pull into this. Huge parking lot with business offices and doctors etc. I pull in and drive around a few buildings just to see what's there. And Bam! There was a strip club! I. Look it up online and it was opening in about 10 minutes so I waited and once I saw the bouncer unlock/open the outside I went in. It was a huge club very spacious. I go in order a beer and an older and experienced stripper comes over throwing her best lines at me, even un. Buttons my shirt and rubs my chest over my tshirt. She kept asking me for a lapdance, she was so confident and sure that she had me. I told her no kept trying to ignore her for the girl on stage. She even bluntly said "honestly, are you going to give me money or not" I told her no. She replied "ouch I did ask for the truth" some time passes and I reject another girl and she gets the hint fast. Eventually the first stripper start complaining to no one specific. "why come to a strip club if you only want to drink." then multiple times she told me to leave, and where I could find a bar I'd all. I want to do is drink. I eventually found a girl I like and negotiate a lapdance with her. As I walk by the first stripper she actually smiles.

hey. at least you were in the zone.

wow fucking psycho lol

Oh this brings back the memories of the shit I would say to guys when I was brand spanking new to dancing. The other 'veteran' girls would be feeding me lines to give to customers that they 110% guaranteed would earn me a dance right off the spot (ie: "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." "I bet I can jerk your dick better than you can." "Want to get a lick of this pretty pussy of mine?" and other face-palm worthy shit), aaaand if there was the oh so shocking chance that it didn't work, I would proceed to attempt to have a real conversation with them (and by real convo, I mean the generic Q&A script listed at the end of OP's first post. LOL), and fail to notice any hints whatsoever that the man wasn't interested. What I didn't know back then was that 95% of the time when a guy says "not right now, maybe later" to a dance, it's usually a straight up No altogether. I notice a lot of new girls or girls that hustle hard don't take it as an immediate rejection and just continue to sit there for ages... and ages ...and ages.

The most time I'll give to a guy if he seems disinterested is 10 minutes. If he himself doesn’t ask for a dance, I’ll offer him one, and if he says no, I go along my merry way. There’s no harm in informing a dancer that you’re not really interested in what she’s trying to sell - either when she breaks the question or beforehand when the conversation isn’t really going anywhere - so as long as you’re polite about it. The sooner, the better, right? That way, neither of you are getting time wasted. Or better yet, like SJG suggested, grab a girl yourself.

I know this isn’t an advice thread. It was actually a hilarious read, cause a few co-workers came into mind as I was reading through. Thankfully, when I go club hopping with a friend at other strip clubs, we don’t attract that kind of attention (often).

It depends on how I'm feeling. One time, a stripper said something so lame, I dropped my head in shame. Funny thing is I fucked her off BP before. It was whack and the bottom of her feet were dirty.