Benefits of Old Age

I haven't been strip clubbing in awhile, but yesterday the wife was getting ready to paint and wallpaper the game room and rather than risk being on patch patrol i decided to take in the Pats game at Club Desire. I drank and watched the game for awhile with petite asian spinner lana. She was no pressure so I figured lets see if I still am interested and off we go for two full contact laps. Better body unclothed than I expected, pretty good dance, looks are an 8 and I was bored. Smoked a salad (weed + hash) in the parking lot, back in for the second half and voila, ATF appears. Now I am in the mood and we sit cuddle etc. She gets called to the stage I say I will pack a bowl, we can get high and then do a Room. Okay she promises. I get high in the car, pack t he bowl and come back in, realizing I have been gone long enough so that her set is done. She comes out of the dressing room in a patriots bikini, starts walking towards me, stops 1/2 way and off to the CR with another customer. She "loos" me in the eye and I give her the 1,000 yard stare. Full disclosure: she has a bazillion customers so I never pressure her on time and she obviously feels I will wait, which I do, with a caveat. Twenty minutes later she is back with "sorry I was delayed". 10 years ago I'd have gotten her high and then done a room, but lately I don't have the same interest in this so I say "lets go get high and then I am off". Very cuddly smoking experience, int the club's smoking area, with blonde lebanese and dela haze salad. I know she expects me to change my mind and I could, but after the bowl when she says lets head back in, I go along and when we get in I say "off to dinner, you be well and looks like a great crowd so good luck with business". A quick hug and I am gone. 4 hours in the club and including the dances and drinks its $94.00. I figured I'd wake up today and regret my choice, but after morning sex all I can think about is taking my wife out to dinner Wednesday night with the money I saved. I love being old. I simply don't give a fuck what happens and saying no thanks to one of these dancers, who knows I am hard as a fucking rock, felt almost as good as sex. Already decided that we'll be platonic for the foreseeable future and that when she asks I will remind her that when she says she'll be back, she better not detour.