Zoo

So this is one of the most talked about clubs in Dallas, and therefore I had to check it out. I show up on a weekday afternoon. The club has an open layout with 7 stages roughly in a circle. Seating options are tables around the stages, a large bar reminiscent of a Vegas club, and tables near the buffet. Girls rotate through all the stages. This creates some logistical issues. If you approach too early in the rotation the girl has forever to finish and won't always remember you. Meanwhile numerous other guys are trying to get her attention as she works her way through and you can get drowned out. You could wait till she gets to the last stage to approach, but that scene is often crowded with like minded individuals. The whole thing actually becomes quite annoying.

That said, there are a large number of dancers, esp for a weekday. Most of the girls are good looking, but none have athletic bodies and aren't very toned. It's the usual fat bottomed girls, which isn't terrible, but not super exciting either.

There is something factory like about the atmosphere, which somehow kills the vibe for me. I give up trying to connect with the girl of my dreams and have some food (pretty tasty) and a couple of drinks. After a bit of stripper watching I call it a day.