Joke....

There was this lonely blonde housewife that was not getting any from her husband.

So one day she decided to seduce the cute milk man to full fill her needs.

When the milk man showed up she was dressed in just her bath robe. She invited the milk man into the house and told him to bring the milk up to the bath room. She dropped her robe and told the milk man to fill up the bath tub with milk.

Milk man said, "you want it pasteurized"

Blonde wife... "no to my tits will be fine, I can splash it on my eyes"