There was this lonely blonde housewife that was not getting any from her husband.
So one day she decided to seduce the cute milk man to full fill her needs.
When the milk man showed up she was dressed in just her bath robe. She invited the milk man into the house and told him to bring the milk up to the bath room. She dropped her robe and told the milk man to fill up the bath tub with milk.
Milk man said, "you want it pasteurized"
Blonde wife... "no to my tits will be fine, I can splash it on my eyes"
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i don't get it. sorry. butt trufully... probably a lot of half siblings from the old time milk man. (and pizza delivery guy.)
The woman forgot to turn up the volume on her hearing aid. :)
Justme.....
past her eyes...... no to my tits will be fine.
That is the joke.
i admit i'm slow. still don't get it. sorry. now heading to tj. again. :)
I think the REAL joke is there being a milk man!!!
My house has a coal chute. I keep waiting for that guy. Let alone the milk man.
Right close to as dumb a joke as the one about the preacher caught out parking (older guys will understand parking) with a lovely young parishioner. The officer shines the light into the car and asks for identification. He says, officer, I am Pastor Fuzzy. So the officer says, if your that far along, continue.
i get it now. man. i am slow. btw tj was good.
from george carlin. how does the daughter know her mom is on the rag? her brother's dick tastes funny.
Yes... is a dumb ass joke. But made me giggle a little.
Just like the fuzzy....and yes that Carlin joke too. LOL
Glad TJ was fun.... I need to get my ass there some day.
crsm,
Pastor Fuzzy was Carlin? I had no idea. Maybe I remembered it from when I saw him live, sometime in the mid '70s. No, no way. I can't remember yesterday. :)
No carlin wasn't the fuzzy one.......that I know of.
I was saying both jokes are perverted "dad" type jokes.
grsm,
That's why I said "Right close to as dumb a joke as the one..."
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