The wisest rick of all, rickthebarnacle, advised me that I should make amends with John Smith for fucking his DS with my BSLC. Well, not for the fucking part. As a rick my birthright is to fuck any whore I want to fuck. I should make amends for trying to use it to fuck with Smith.
He said that Smith sounded like a good hairless ape and I shouldn't be so petty. We ricks are above that.
That barnacle is one wise arthropod.
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last commentYes, the barnacle is wise, but I would not fuck with JS69. He is enjoying life, and that's a good thing.
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Vince, you misunderstand. As a rick I am a philosopher-king. That is the side of me that must behave with dignity and magnanimity.
As a lion I'm a badass. A badass that wears a suit and carries an AK. And that means people shouldn't fuck with me.
Lest they end up on my wildebeest list.
ROAR!
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ROTFLMFAO
SJG
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Coolness rickthelion, I hope you enjoy wearing a barrel after JS69 sues you for everything and wins !! :)
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Coolness rickthelion, I hope you enjoy wearing a barrel after JS69 sues you for everything and wins !! :)
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Thinks he has lion claws....really has kitten paws
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Hmmm JS69 is out there, but he's probably getting blown right now by an 18 year old while you're hanging out and getting advice from a barnacle.
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Ace!
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