Making amends with John Smith. More advice from the barnacle

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

10/12/2016 9:30:49 AM

The wisest rick of all, rickthebarnacle, advised me that I should make amends with John Smith for fucking his DS with my BSLC. Well, not for the fucking part. As a rick my birthright is to fuck any whore I want to fuck. I should make amends for trying to use it to fuck with Smith.

He said that Smith sounded like a good hairless ape and I shouldn't be so petty. We ricks are above that.

That barnacle is one wise arthropod.

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vincemichaels

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8 years ago

Yes, the barnacle is wise, but I would not fuck with JS69. He is enjoying life, and that's a good thing.

rickthelion

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8 years ago

Vince, you misunderstand. As a rick I am a philosopher-king. That is the side of me that must behave with dignity and magnanimity.

As a lion I'm a badass. A badass that wears a suit and carries an AK. And that means people shouldn't fuck with me.

Lest they end up on my wildebeest list.

ROAR!

san_jose_guy

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8 years ago

ROTFLMFAO

SJG

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vincemichaels

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8 years ago

Coolness rickthelion, I hope you enjoy wearing a barrel after JS69 sues you for everything and wins !! :)

vincemichaels

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8 years ago

Coolness rickthelion, I hope you enjoy wearing a barrel after JS69 sues you for everything and wins !! :)