Drinking enhances the experience
larryfisherman
California
I'm on a business trip in Portland. The clubs serve alcohol and the girls get naked on stage, and in the lapdances. This shit is blowing my mind. It's nothing like this in LA. In LA, it's mostly juice bars, so they get naked in those spots, but in the alcohol clubs, the girls keep their pasties on or they go topless. Now if only the girls were hot in Portland.
Where else can you get your drink on and see some pussy? Is this common?
Where else can you get your drink on and see some pussy? Is this common?
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I was in Hawaii some years ago and the clubs were nude with alcohol.
Texas has a good model of BYOB at nude clubs. I like it better than going to a club that serves alcohol, since I can bring in beer that at the store costs $10 for a six pack, but since it's craft beer, wouldn't be available at an alcohol-serving club. The trade-off is that the entry fees tend to be higher to make up for missing out on alcohol sales. Other places also have BYOB nude, but I find that the metro area has to be pretty large to draw enough cute girls to work in them to make it worthwhile.
In the nude clubs here, no alcohol is served. But every nude club has some way for PLs to be soda, or bottled water, or whatever. What I do is, buy one of their bottles of water, go to the bathroom, spill out the water, refill it with vodka, and hit the floor. My ATF squeals with delight, and in clubs where I'm well known, sometimes there's a constant rotation of ATF's friends coming through to sit next to me, and take a casual swig of "water" :)
Other things I very often did when I went to nude clubs:
- Arrange to meet ATF an hour before her shift, at a local bar, to pre-lube. Often her friends would show up also (this is a situation I like, obviously).
- Many of the nude clubs allow the girls to go off-campus for a 30-45 minute break. They all head straight to the local bars ... usually cliques of girls stake out one bar or another. Anyway, at a place where I was a regular, I'd often get invited -- not just by ATF, but by other girls I knew -- to accompany them. Obviously, I was going to be buying the drinks, but I always loved it, and I sometimes received significant rewards ITC from girls I bought drinks for
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1. It's an added expense which is drawing funds out of the $$$ pot that I want to spend on the real reason I'm there (i.e. I'd rather nurse a domestic light beer - not because I want the beer, but because I have to have something);
2. If I were to get buzzed, this could only lead to: bad decision making, bad money spending, not keeping my wits about me, and not paying attention to my wallet;
3. If I were to get into the car with a buzz after and the worse happens, that would wreck my life in several different ways.
At the same time, I've found some of the juice bars over in Tampa kind of weird. But for guys who don't have the option to see that nanny, while having drink, I totally get the appeal.
I applaud your thinking here. I take public transportation to the city, and lyft/uber/taxi to the strip club, when I know I'll be drinking hard.
-->"2. If I were to get buzzed, this could only lead to: bad decision making, bad money spending, not keeping my wits about me, and not paying attention to my wallet; "
You've already made the bad decision to go to a strip club, while you're sober! How much worse could it get? Ha, joking of course. Maybe I'm blessed, my Miser Bone overrules my Horny Bone pretty much 100% of the time. I've never gotten drunk and spent too much, and I always walk into the club with my full wallet -- usually, more cash than I plan to spend, my credit card, ATM card, etc. On the other hand, plenty of guys I roll with put their wallet away and walk in with just the cash they plan to spend, because they make bad financial decisions.
My worst decisions when I'm drunk, tend to be around making more daring choices as far as the girls. But luckily, with my way of strip clubbing (pick one girl as soon as possible after I walk in, stick with only her the entire time) usually prevents that
It sounds like Atlanta, Portland, Hawaii do, and Dallas is BYOB nude.
Weed enhances the exprrience much more than alcohol. And if you follow my system you can get high at any club.