How to respond to this.
shadowcatAtlanta suburb
Today I was getting some table dances from a favorite that was really laying on the stripper shit thick. She has a killer body and gives me great dances. I got the usual "You have a nice big dick" and "You are the sexiest guy in the room" But I was unprepared for "I want you to cum in my pussy and make me pregnant". That is impossible since I'm snipped but I just replied "What have you been smoking?" How would you have responded?
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last commentGwen, sure thing, honey. :)
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See, that's the problem with getting snipped.
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Tell her if it doesn't work the first time you can keep trying. She doesn't need to know you're snipped.
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dang man. nice 'cum on'.
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She's sharing a fantasy. Statistically for both men and women trying to achieve a baby increases sexual desire. Treat it like any other dirty talk. Nothing more.
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I would of told her I'd give it the old college try.
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Just look her in the eye and say "not brilliant!" :)
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I think knightwish is right.
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Man, these girls will say anything to get you to VIP!
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It's a sales pitch. She is just trying to sell her pussy. By saying that she was telling you that you could bareback her was all.
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I'm with flagooner, go for it and tell her you'll keep trying until she's pregnant. The fact that you're snipped just means you can have fun with no worry of her getting preggers.
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Howzabout I make your mouth pregnant with my balls?
Where I plan to fuck you, you can't get pregnant, but you might get hemorrhoids
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sc,
I only get to think about travel at present. Just PM'ed with vm about his trip and how I'll be time limited. Sometimes sucks to get old!
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Clubber - Yeah but at least we can laugh about the young guys that cum in their pants. :)
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sc,
True enough.
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Like others have said, it's just dirty talk.
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