7th Heaven
Closed
1001 State Rte 3059, Conshohocken, PA 19428, USA*

Seventh Heaven hangs on

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griebnitz
Oct 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

The best part of my last visit to Seventh Heaven was the fact that there were four young ladies in attendance celebrating one of their female friends' 27th birthday.

They made up in looks and enthusiasm for what the entertainers lacked. I know I should have more self control and avoid the place, but it's location makes it too easy to drive past.

I keep wanting to believe that they really haven't continued running it into the ground. There's little competition, if any, within 10 miles. It used to be busy, even during the afternoons. Now, they don't open until later in the day. The quality of the dancers here dwindles. Please get rid of the dancers who've been there for so long. There's just no one to get excited by or over. The severely overpriced $20 topless and $40 nude couchdances in a wide open area with no privacy, bouncers looking in, and uncomfortable chairs leaves one with two options: Do a champagne court for $200 plus with no likelihood of satisfaction - not likely - or drink a few beers and leave. I was there during prime time and in two hours no one got a Court. It's tough to watch the deterioration. They don't advertise or hire pretty dancers, they overcharge patrons for cover, they are killing the business. One of the management types claims a resurrection is coming. Of course, to be resurrected, you have to die first...Hope it doesn't happen!

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