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The End or A New Beginning

So today I found out my Best Friend finally got the ring we wanted her to get for the last couple of years but now I feel different. While I am happy for her and her new guy future husband…

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Tampa: Mons or Odyssey?

I'm heading to Tampa for a couple days. It has been quite a few years since I've been out there. Both clubs have pretty good reps (though I do hate the prices). I hope to hit both, but if I can…

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ever get your penis chaffed or raw at the club?

Seriously. Not a troll discussion. The underside of my boner gets rubbed raw if I get dances for too long. Clears up after a day or two, but it stings. You?

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How to stop the constant changing of positions?

So how do you guys deal with dancers that want to constantly change positions? Do some guys like that? I am guessing some dancers do it to extend the tease and try to lengthen the time. Or is it a way…

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Are you sick of Winter Yet ?

I spend a lot of time in Florida these days. But I'm going to Tennessee later this week. Forecast is for snow and ice this weekend. Except for when I'm snow skiing, I never…

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Pompano strip clubs vs scarletts

....which is better? Booking a trip in February. Any suggestions... thanks

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Pu**y hair vs. No hair? Labia vs "no labia"

So I'm curious, as I've been dancing for sometime now and I've never found the chance to ask some of the questions I wanted to ask. Helll, sometimes when getting dress in the dressing rooms I hear a lot of…

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Links to Club Web Sites?

As I was browsing TUSCL today, it appeared to me that the links to the clubs' websites have either been removed, or moved to a different location (if that's the case, I can't find them). Anybody have any info…

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Robots vs Strippers

Didn't seem much of a contest! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/5305422/pole-dancing-strippers-robots-consumer-electronics-show-las-vegas/

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Good 'Ok Eubank

Yes Eubank is highly hit or miss. At times they have many girls, other times none. On this particular occasion I visited around 9pm on a Wednesday. There were a few girls, 4 or 5.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Confirmed Ruby sighting!

Hit up the Playhouse monday afternoon, it was sleeting and icy outside which likely explained the very few customers there, probably around 5? I live far away from the Playhouse and can only visit when…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Good price quality

Hustler is one of the handful of “mega” clubs in the Baltimore area - two floors, 3 stages, 30 foot poles, 20+ dancers on shift. I first went years ago, but the club was too…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Will I return?

Paid the entry fee and got patted down before I stepped in the spot. Staff is cool, music is cool, girls are hot! Honestly this place never disappoints. Always get top notch service for a…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Eh

Dropped in during lunch to see if this club improved any. Got my beer, which is still priced a bit low for a Vegas bar. There were 2, maybe three other customers in…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good club

Dances are 20$, VIP room is 100$ for 15 minutes, 180$ for 30 minutes. Room itself in my opinion needs to be upgraded as a club itself as well. The girls are decent, but I didn't…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Not for me

I was in the Anaheim area a week before Christmas and decided to come in here on a Sunday evening around 9. The club is just a mile or so off the interstate…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

A good time at Diamond Dolls.

Diamond dolls is located in a very shady part of Daytona. While the location is not ideal. The ladies of this club go above and beyond. I would recommend going in the afternoon. Not as…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good time with the right girl, others don’t take no to well

I dropped in after work about 4:30. The weather kind of ruined my day so what better way to spend an hour or so then at a strip club right? No cover for local and as…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Chill, relaxed place

Risque has become somewhat of a regular stop for me. Due to schedule I usually go on weekday afternoons. No cover during the day, usually 5-10 girls on shift. They have free lunch during 12-3pm…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not impressed

Military Free. Went as a couple. Bar staff wasn’t attentive at all. We are both young and attractive, but the dancers seem to be hung up on the older men($$$). One in particular was 70+…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Dive Club that doesn't tease

Look, some places are just less concerned about pretenses. The girls don't speak english well, but the language of seduction and lust do not require words. It's a byob place, so plan accordingly. I did…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Nice Looking Day Shift

This is the nicest club in KC. There's plenty of free parking. There's no bathroom troll or parking valet. Daytime cover is $15. There's no alcohol but soft drinks for customers…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Disappointed this time

I stopped in 9:00 pm, a Thursday night. Disappointed: about 4-5 girls. Drank a slow full drink. I watched 4 dancers most of them were deceit looking 5-6s. I always tip the stage dancers!…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Not as good as Hong Kong but worth a stop

We tend to always stop by Adelita's before going to Hong Kong. I think as a whole the women here are better looking but the ones at Hong Kong are more fun. It…

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Burned out on pussy and writing reviews

Ever get like that

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I Troll, Therefore I Am

--Descartes

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Sex with a “porn star”

Having decided to move on from my ATF I recently met a dancer who readily agreed to OTC. I picked her up and brought her to my house and after some small talk she handed me a small device. I…

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Most Dances?

What is the most number of dances you have ever had in a row from one girl? I think I have had at most 7-8.

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

HITCHING POST

this club is one of the best clubs in the ny/nj area. i would go here more often but it's a bit of hike. for those from nyc hat want to check this place out…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

High Milage

I've been going here for a few years now, when i'm in town. it's been pretty consistent, the extra space in this place gives you lots of opportunity to just hang back and observe the…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Day shift fun continues

Spent a couple of days here again in late December. Staff is super cool and friendly. Had special VIP time with three girls and left happy every time. Make sure you try the dancers out…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Alright for a Tuesday

I frequent Sugar Shack in Lake Geneva quite regularly, which is owned by the same people, so when I had some time and was in the area on afternoon, I decided to check it out.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Just Didn't Feel It.

The Club : Industrial part of town. Not dangerous but not much else around it. No alcohol so be aware. The Cost :…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

For NC clubs this is the best - visited 3 in one day

So I had an afternoon to kill in Charlotte so I visited the old stand by The Mens Club shortly after they opened. There were a few attractive women and the club is…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Passing through

Had to do an overnight in New Port Richie and after having a great time at Allure, I was enticed by so many more places on US19. So I tried Knockers in Holiday. The girls…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Decent place

I haven’t checked out any other places in NYC but this place isn’t bad. Went with a buddy who lives in the areas. Gallaghers is an interesting spot, unlike the locations I visit in Providence. I…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Ok time

Went by The Furance not expecting much and had to say I was pleasantly surprised. Little after 5 and it was a mix of ladies, mostly white, couple blacks and one possibly Latina. I walked…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Deja vu 2nd chance

First time I went, was only one lady for the 30 minutes I was there, and only took top off. $10 cover, $9 drink. So tried them again on Monday where there is no cover,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Call it what you like...

The name of this club may be inconsistent (Cricket or Criket, with or without the Silver), but as one of metro Detroit's better "mid-tier" clubs the quality, level of service, and overall value of the…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Back to an old favorit

It has been a while since my last visit. I was starting to think this was turning into just another club but a few weeks back I made two stops one week apart.…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Day Shift at Cheetah

Pulled up around 2 in the afternoon. The first thing you see when you get inside is one of the bars with a stage in in the middle with a dancer always in rotation. If…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

The Return to Centerfolds

My friends and I used to come to Centerfolds all the time back in the day. We used to have some great times there. I hadn't been to Centerfolds in what seemed like…

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Do SA girls take Bitcoin?

Asking for a friend

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

New year started not so good

Went to the Zanzibar with a friend on the 2nd of January and was disappointed. Not many girls and the ones that were there could use a lesson in what they are there for. Not…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Surprisingly Enjoyable Sunday Afternoon

I'll start off by admitting that I'm normally a Brass Rail/Upper Brass guy when I'm in Toronto, but I was visiting recently in December and needed an escape from the Christmas shopping hell that is…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Best Bang for your Bucks on Monday

I happened to have a free Monday night and wanted to do something besides sit at the house so I made my way to The Mens Club. First let me preface this by saying this…

Texas Jay's Gentlemen's Club

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

I would not go back

So I went here on a Thursday night in December. Me and a friend had both been drinking and it is safe to say I was drunk when I entered the club. There's a…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

First visit

For someone who spends so much time and money I go-go bars I can’t believe I had never been to taboo before. Breathless is my favorite, but I have frequented XXXV and Cheeques as…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Average Dancer Talent

It's been a while since I visit Synn,coz I mostly enjoy clubbing in TJ.So,finally decided to come here on a Sunday night (after 9pm).I paid the usual $20/- cover charge at the entrance (No handing…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Multiple Visits

Sugar Shack has been my regular club for some time, usually make a visit here every two weeks, but sometimes more frequently. Only club I know thats close that offers full nude (stage or table…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

High mileage

I go to COI clubs quite often because the dancers at these clubs are usually high mileage. I’m sure most people that frequent these clubs know exactly what I mean. I arrived at this SR…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Another good visit

Made another visit to my favorite club in Jax while back in town. Read some other comments and agree. It’s long and narrow, not a huge club. One main stage. A lot of girls hang…

Showtime

Mansfield, Ohio

Not keeping the talent long enough

Today was my usual stop on the way home. 2 for 1 special is what makes it worthwhile. My favorite girl at this club haven’t been in much lately... Lexi, skinny little spinner…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

a step beyond the expected

This visit was awhile back. First visit late afternoon. Park in back but have to walk all the way around to the front to enter. A couple of gals near the entrance - one a…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

A Strip Club in a Factory

This place is easy to miss when you drive by. It's apparently built in an old factory, with the only indication that it's a strip club being the "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS" awning outside. I walked inside…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Stepping up their game

Haven’t been to Sahara in a while. Last time I came here I was extremely disappointed. This use to be my fave club. Then I discovered synn and no one beats them imo. Last time…

Rickey's on State

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Wednesday night visit

Visited on a Wednesday night after a Milwaukee Bucks game. Paid my $10 to get in (I forgot that I could have used my ticket to get free admission), was patted down and had…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Average

Pulled up to an empty parking lot for the most part. That is to be expected for a Monday afternoon. I was one of about 3 patrons as I walked in. Unfortunately there were more…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Slow night

Came by here back in December. First time going here. I probably went during a shift change or something because I saw 1 girl while I was there and she seemed like she was busy…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Return Trip

Had a nice first time visit so back in town and decided to make a visit. I covered the layout in first review so I'll make no additional comments other than to say this…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Friendly, yes. Hot, not so much

Returned to Oasis as this is the only usually decent non smoking clubs in the area. Football playoffs on the multiple tv's with many empty beer bottles in front of almost every seat. This is odd…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Just sad

This review is overdue but I figured I’d post and contribute. I stopped by early November for work and I’ve never even been tempted to go back no matter how bad I want to see…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Disney World for Adults!!!

Heaven for adults!!! I was told about Hong Kong a few years ago and finally found myself in San Diego. Crossed the border around 11pm as we were looking for a cab there a party…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sundays busy

A couple yrs ago, HL was dependably good on Sunday before 5 or 6. I figured it was the after golf rush. Got back to Valley of the Hotties last week and had time…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Waste of time

Always hate myself when I make a SC pit stop in Boston, this one was worse than usual. Typically head to Centerfolds, but decided to give nearby Glass Slipper a shot. Poor choice. Maybe I was…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

1:00 Midweek arrival

I got there soon after opening and I quickly found a high chair against the right wall. The girls circulating right then were not the hottest, but I got a few $10 laps because "why…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Surprisingly good visit

Ok, so maybe The Cheetah isn't as interactive as some other clubs. But with the right girl, a good time can be had. It was crowded but not as crowded on a Saturday night as i've…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Quick drive through Odyssey

I was in Tampa visiting a friend, I had a couple hours to kill. Quick notes for non VIP, it is fully nude and the dancers are not the best looking but have some…

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Up in a high rise, not Trump tower, but not too far away either:

"So brothers, our revenue streams have had some hick ups, but I'm confident you'll be most pleased with out new initiatives. First we will have a Russian Mail Order Brides site." And a first sign of rumbling. "Dougster, how are you…

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skibum609 Really Does Not Like Being Wrong...er, I mean vincemichaels, no, make

...who am I feuding with now?

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Guys that have wives vs guys that dont as they monger

Guys with wife's don't crave much time with providers just a quick fuck Guys without a S.O. seam to crave not just the sex but also the conversation and emotional connection with there providers What other things have you noticed that different…

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I found Dougster and his posse coming to save TUSCL

https://www.google.com/search?q=blazing+saddles+the+posse&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#scso=uid_oz1VWpOUFsbrzgL6npKoBA_1:1363

Country Time Gentlemen's Club

Upper Sandusky, Ohio

Call Ahead is my advice

You really need to call ahead to see if any girls are working. Drove 30 minutes to see if this Hottie named Holly came over here from their sister club. She…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hot and friendly but uptight

After Oasis the day before (See Oasis review), thought I would find some newer or younger dancers at Risque on the Delaware. Unlike non-smoking Oasis, this place has poor ventilation and knowing I would…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

Angelic

My otc friend Angel messaged me she was back and invited me to come for a visit. The place was better than last time and most of the recent reviews. I was mainly there…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Awkward visit

I found myself in Tampa again with four hours to kill until boarding the flight out. I had gone to 2001 a few months ago and figured it would be a good way to kill…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Clean Fun...YAY!!!

I visit this club at least once a week, but only write a review when my VIP status is about to expire. i was here last Friday, anytime between noon and 5. There's always…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Not a bad visit

Stopped in to Bogies on another one of my business trips through the area. I was suprised to not see Tori on this visit. I can't remember being in there without her lurking.…

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When will these teachers learn

Teacher, coach at Hamilton H.S. charged with having sexual relationship with student: https://local12.com/story/teacher-coach-at-hamilton-hs-charged-with-having-sexual-relationship-with-student Not nearly as hot as some of the recent teachers but about a 6 in my opinion.

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Suggestions for clubs in LA

I will be moving LA next week and will be having resident near Venice beach. Wondering if anyone could suggest me a nice strip club which is not too expensive and is ideal for a regular hangout.

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Porn star Olivia Nova dies at 20

Too bad! https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59f3bbcfc7809

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What happened to Arnie's in Chicagoland?

Arnie's used to be a reliable source of ultra high mileage dances and fun in south Chicago. I don't live in the area but I've visited the club. I was shocked to see recent reviews reporting a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Can’t go wrong

If you’re in Vegas and looking for a good time, you can’t go wrong with Spearmint Rhinos. I’ve been there once with a friend and used a free limo service (really works!). I don’t understand…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Awesome experience

Coming from someone who never does VIP, the 30 minutes VIP was well worth the money. They have occasional 3-4 song special for $30-40 topless and $50-60 nude, but the songs get cut during these…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Nice clean club

The place is very nice and clean. There is a big main stage with a lot of tables around the stage. The dances are done in a seperate room. This room is lined with open…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Getting better

My prior visits to Scores were horrible. This time, there is a glimmer of hope, but just barely. I hoped to find some Hi Liter refugees. No such luck. There were 4 dancers. All were friendly. Two…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Megastore of strippers

This is truly the megastore of strippers. As soon as you walk in, you’re showered with amazing looking girls on stage, on the floor and on the couches. There’s constant pole dance action all night,…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Ridiculous dance prices

I had never been here before so I thought I would check it out seeing as how there are only two clubs in Nashville. A plus for this club is the parking, since they have…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

First time in the Area

It was my first time in the Huntsville area and Jimmy's was close to where I was staying. Not a first choice but the easy choice I guess. Anyway, walk in and take a seat so…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

First/Last Visit to PT's

As a married guy who gets to sneak out to the strip clubs during daylight hours, I know very well that I should expect the scenery at a typical club to be a few steps…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Best in Western NY

If you are looking for a good club in Western NY, this’s it. Been there several times over the years. This’s not a very high end club, but not a low end dive either. It’s…

NB Elite Men's Spa

Tijuana, Baja California

True VIP gold Mine

This place is pure heaven. I spent $160 for a private room to shower in, personal robe and flip flops, 40 minute massage, and 30 minute session with a gorgeous girl. The place is in a…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Is been a long time since

Read a few reviews and decided to try it again after over a 4 yr abstinence. The interior had negligible changes. Enjoyed about 5 bar dances with a fit young woman. The dances were on…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

1 minute 45 seconds

Back in March i reviewed 390 and complained about songs running at 2 minutes 15 seconds but this past visit was a new record. First of all there were only a few people in…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Needs Talent

I've stopped in about a half a dozen times in the last couple weeks. The overall atmosphere of the place is okay, the beer is inexpensive, the places kept clean and the restrooms are usable. The…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Old Faithful

I've probably been to Larry's in Washington Park five or six times, and my experiences have varied between good and great. This is a compliment--consistency is important, specifically when it comes to clubs I visit…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Cheap for dances

I walk in to the club and tables and stage to the left when you walk in. I didn't see anyone dance on the pole when I was there. If you are looking for girls…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Low Liter

After a nearly three month hiatus I decided to check out the ole hi liter to see if it was as has been described recently. ID check seems to depend, on what I don't know.…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

A worthwhile stop out in the middle of no where

In town for a business trip and suddenly remembered this place, didn't have much going on so took the drive to see how it's going. As others have described this place really doesn't have…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

After remodel

I usually come to club 390 on Wednesday's to take advantage of the reduced cost lapdances (as little as $10 for topless). However, I found myself here on a Monday just because the opportunity presented…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Great place to spend an evening

Been here a few times before and decided to visit again. Still very clean, good looking dancers, and just a general good vice to the place. Music is usually kinda loud though and primarily rap,…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Very Hot Lap Dances

I have visited this place for the first last Wednesday and the only feeling I ever got was how come I didn't come to this place before. This club is huge and one big stage…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Well serviced

Back in El Paso on business I made a stop into the cab. It’s still very dark and still a dive but I go there for the reliable service, and got just that. I was…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

The massage was good

I went to Centerfolds after a work function. It’s a nice place and really the best option in Boston. Paid the $20 cover and pressed some funny money. I was escorted to a seat by…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Not bad!

In town for business a couple of weeks ago and wanted to seek out some fun. Read reviews about this place and tried it out. Cant remember the cover seemed average because iwasnt outraged. A…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Not the same

Have had good times before at arnies but not today. I got there at 5pm usually on previous visits there are at least 4 girls there already but today there was only 2 and one…

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skibum609 Really Does Not Like Being Wrong...

He says that he hopes everyone who invested in cryptocurrencies goes completely broke and ends up jumping off a building. Seems a little harsh. Did these people hurt anyone? cryptocurrencies make the world better in alot of ways, so its…

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Cleveland 2AM'er

About an hour late. Local radio this morning says 3 were shot. I've never been to this one and I'm not intending any future visits. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/01/two_shot_at_downtown_cleveland.html#incart_river_home

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James Damore vs Google

I'm surprised this case hasn't been talked about more given how many conservatives we have on the board : https://t.co/QgFkFsqsxP Thoughts on the matter?

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SECRET TAPE REVEALS NETANYAHU'S SON DRUNK OUTSIDE A STRIP CLUB BRAGGING ABOUT HE

Netanyahu's son seems to get more action in Israel than me. http://www.newsweek.com/secret-tape-reveals-netanyahus-son-drunk-outside-strip-club-bragged-about-help-775041

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Silk Juneau?

Silk's website no longer lists Juneau and none of its social media pages are up. Did Silk finally give up the ghost on that place? Last time I went, it proved the impossible: That a bar can be empty in…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

great time with a great girl

Stopped by this afternoon after work and there was 8 or 9 girls on shift. Hung out with Skylar for a bit. She is a smoking hot little spinner with an amazing body. Doesn't…

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How do you know if she really wants to date you

I'm kinda an expert at this...mostly I think it's because I'm so close in age with the girls I do date that have been stripper's, hookers or some kind of provider In all situations all the girls that desired to date…

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Waitress keeped looking at me like she needed my dick

Took a girl from SA out for dinner over the weekend and I'm twice her age...18-36.....waitress was an average looking girl about early thirties or late twenties...she kept smiling at me and looking at me from a distance like she…

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Which is more likely?

A) Taxi_driver is an alias of Mdfmk888 or B) Taxi_driver and Mdfmk888 get together for weekly CR/VIP male-bonding sessions at Sirens and Scores

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Worst club I'have ever been to

I have been to clubs in Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Washington, California. This one was by far the worst among all. The girls were either way below average or were not interested in engaging with the…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Good, but not as great as my first visit

This was my second visit to T Lei. The first time I'd visited, about a year earlier, it seemed like heaven on earth. This time, two of my previous favorites-- Rossi and Megan--were off, and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Saved by an amazing VIP experience

I got here early around 7pm expecting a short and expensive night. I walked from a nearby BBQ place and was pleasantly surprised when I was let in without having to pay a cover. As…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Expensive, hot girls, high pressure--just as you'd expect.

I went here on a Tuesday after New Year. I took a Lyft so I had to pay the $50 cover at the door. The bouncer and cashier were nice enough, but I couldn't get…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Rumors Probably Not True

After reading the last review I decided to check this place out as I had not been in a while. Arrived around 6:30pm on a Tuesday night. Ordered a water from the bartender…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

great byob club

I love this place, at least a dozen Brazilian girls with one goal in mind...to make you happy. Yeah like any club there's a few that should retire. Just give them a 1$ and say…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

Cold as balls

Was cold out and felt I should stop in and warm up on the way home. Got there around 630 the place was dead. At about 7 one girl got on stage, borderline…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Strike Three

So after a total bomb at Bogies and a foul ball at H8N, for some stupid reason I decided to torture myself and try H8S to cap off the night. What the heck.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Manic Monday in Michigan

Struck out at Bogies, took pass to H8N. Surprisingly not many custies, but plenty of women. A couple in the 4 ranger, most in the 6-9 range. My favorite person was working,…

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Pick a number

Left to right, pick a number from 1-5. Post it here before you click the link, and tell us how you feel about your choice: http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/DUFF-meme.jpg I will warn you in advance, there's a Papi mode girl in there

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday Evening

I just went to Follies on a Saturday around 5 pm. It was about 60-70% black men when I went. The rest were White with a few Asians and Indians mixed in, The guys were…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Blonde Cuban

Last time I visited in December, I came in and didn’t find anyone attractive and ended up leaving the club without getting even single dance. Dancers are mostly Latin and Black, with very few…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Nothing fancy

Decided to stop by on a weeknight. I arrived around 8, no cover, but i think they had a special no cover until around 9 or 10 or so.They have the stage to right when…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Nice but expensive

Came in with intentions of getting a few lap dances and maybe a drink as I was here on business for a while so I did not know what to expect. When they explained the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Luck Run Out - Huge Disappointment

Bogies is what it is, we all know that. But WTF was going on this day? I got there right at 11:30 as the club was opening. Let me in for free…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Surprisingly fun time

The first time I went to bandaids was many years ago and I felt like its where dancers with broken dreams go to die a slow death. This sunday was much different than that…

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Deal or No Deal

A seven up girl of your desired taste and she will give you twenty four hours of any thing you want as many times as possible Deal or No Deal ? This your reason for either side

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Cloud Nine Feels Pretty Good

I have had a very big interest in a girl for sometime now and I feel like I've been living on Cloud Nine since Friday. I don't know if it's the way the moon has been shining or the way…

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Dirty Stripper Pussies?

Getting sick of having strep throat all the time. I do a lot of DATY with strippers and i'm thinking that this is the reason. Any of you fellas deal with this? I am poppin antibiotics like candy and it

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Story of O, Sex Slave Initiation

Some swingers clubs emulate this, and then there have been the movies: http://fap.to/images/full/41/335/33520142.jpg http://img13.deviantart.net/b726/i/2017/109/4/4/alexis___sexy_body_suit_3_by_007fanatic-db6f3uu.jpg http://fap.to/images/41/312574385/bondage-sm-porn/Fetish-Clothes-Story-of-O-16.jpg http://x.fap.to/images/full/41/112/1121934089.jpg https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=story+of+o+clothing&id=758F119C3D4AF526DF36C8580333E3A70332AF87&FORM=IQFRBA

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1 x week

is going to the SC once a week too much?

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Alabama/Georgia

Whose your pick?

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"testicle ‘exploded’ after contracting African salmonella" Would you rather...

Would you rather contract incurable gonorrhea, or have your testicles explode from African salmonella? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5283738/grandad-testicle-explode-like-volcano-tunisia-african-salmonella/

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Any interest in a TUSCL awards show?

We could vote on and give out annual awards for those that excel in certain categories, e.g., "The Papi Chulo Award for Longest Club Review" Other categories?

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Oprah

Saw this headline on IndieWire. "Why Oprah, Not Trump, Could Change American Politics For Good" I don't know a lot about Oprah, but I have to think she would be like a leftist Trump. She doesn't have the political background which…

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OT: Music

https://www.reverbnation.com/pnemesis/songs

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Taking (imaginary) Profits on (Most) CryptoCurrencies Here

I've withdrawn my original (imaginary) investment, and I think I've convinced my Mom to let me invest some of my SSI check for real this time!!

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Any interest in awards shows?

There was an award show last night (The Golden Globe Awards). I didn’t watch it, as I find Hollywood becoming a huge group of self-serving holier than thou types. They love getting awards - and they love to fawn over…

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Why do threads from TUSCLers who are clearly as troubled as me get so much atten

I'm just curious...

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Thunderbird vs Ripple

Which one are you cheering for? Which do you hold in your paper bag. I like Thunderbird because of its disruptive bouquet.

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Ethereum vs Ripple

Looks like they are jockeying for 2nd place for market cap in the cryptocurrency space. Which one are you cheering for? Which do you hold. I like Ethereum because it is less corporate, and more disruptive. Plus those zk-SNARKS gotta…

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Son remembers woman found dead inside burning car

"Ms. Webb got a job as a dancer at a strip club, her son said, because she needed money quickly." http://www.telegram.com/news/20180107/son-remembers-woman-found-dead-inside-burning-car

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Returning To Atlanta.

Heyo, mongers. In just a little over a week from now, I'll be taking a midweek trip to Atlanta once again to see what shenanigans the city (and of course the clubs) has to offer that I missed out on…

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Can you get too cool with a stripper to ask for OTC?

Here is my current situation folks. usually getting really cool with a stripper and being as they say one of the normal guys in the club, sets me up for future opportunities to buy pussy. But this time around i'm…

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ever do so poorly during sex you feel bad?

I hooked up with a light skinedblack girl young enough to be my daughter ( Thanks SA! ) I was not quite ready and kept slipping out of her. She was a bigger girl than I care for. The only…

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At HL now

Every face is new at this time right now other than very few night shift dancers .. Yet to get any dance till now

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What is the length of your erect penis?

I am at 6 inches, nobody has ever complained to me or commented on it but I always wished I was at 11 inches.

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Dayshift vs Nightshift

I've noticed this in some of the clubs I frequent. And I'm seeing it in the Reviews from all across the country. The same club tends to change personalities from the dayshift to the nightshift.…

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Disappointed in Detroit

It was not the first thing I did upon returning from the Holy Land, but it was one of my priorities to visit a Detroit strip club. There I met a 22-year-old dancer who was new to me.…

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Current Phoenix question?

So I’m going to find myself in Phoenix this weekend with a couple of friends. Having followed the “issues” at Hiliter as an avid board reader and contributor, I ask which club has risen to the top recently?…

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@vincemichaels is a Self Admitted Pedophile

Instead of deleting threads which simple relay his confession he should be banned from the board. That's if Founder had any backbone. It seems to be missing.

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New breast enlargement procedure.

https://imgur.com/a/6gNnZ

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Another update

Things are working out better than I had imagined they could. I am getting a divorce, it is going to be semi civil. I told her everything and that was that. Instead of screaming and raging…

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Top or bottom - Bouncer Edition

You lost a bet with the club owner at your favorite club. Everything is the same as usual except one thing. Tonight you have to decide whether all the bouncers will work in their tops or bottoms but not both.…

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Strip Clubbing in the Holy Land

That is no country for strip clubs. Jerusalem, Israel's disputed capital, wears religion like a garment embroidered with temples, mosques and churches. Christian pilgrims come to pray at the churches built on the sites of Christ's…

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Top or bottom

You are at your fav club. Everything is the same as usual except one thing. Tonight only the girls on stage will only take off their top or bottoms but not both. All girls take off the…

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Story Time.

Because it's not a review or an article but I a story. It was my first time seeing the most beautiful girl in the world in 2018 and oh what a night it turned out to be. Arriving at the club just…

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Why do women who hate men this much . . .

continue to work as a stripper or other form of sex work? https://www.instagram.com/p/BdnSOqjAb1X/

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Thank You Founder

For cleaning up the board and getting it back to its intended purpose. Looks like you will need to continue to throw out the trash for a while.

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Thank You Founder

For cleaning up the board and getting it back to its intended purpose. Looks like you will need to continue to throw out the trash for a while.

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Panhandling Outside Da Club

I was at a club that has $5 weekend daytime cover. I went to my car around the side of the building and a derelict asked me if he could "borrow" $5 to pay the cover. He saw the valet…

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I Think Some of My Topics Are Getting Deleted

In the last couple few days I've started a couple of topics entitled "@vincemichaels is a Self-Admitted Pedophile". These topics seem to have vanished from the board. What is up with that?

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A once in a life time photo of ShadowCat himself...the God Father of Tuscl

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdnpNnLHdy4/

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OT: A crypto-currency based on a dog meme is now worth over $1 billion

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/8xvm93/a-crypto-currency-based-on-a-dog-meme-is-now-worth-over-dollar1-billion From the article: "the cryptocurrency has risen more than 400 percent in the last month — though one dogecoin is still worth just over 1 cent." Is anyone investing in this? Any pointers for potential investors considering investing in Dogecoin vs.…

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TUSCL JANUARY CHALLENGE

LapDanceKing (LDK) is not giving interesting challenges. Here's January challenge: You are cozying up with a dancer. Even had a couple of lappers. Dancer says: "Let's go to VIP !!!" You: Looking at your watch say "Not in the mood for sex today…

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Clubs and under age dancers

Does thus really happen ? In NC you got to be twenty one to work or be a client at a club but in SC it's eighteen In states that allow the eighteen girl's to work do you think theirs a percentage…

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Ya gotta luv Floriduh...

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/miami-dade/former-police-chief-took-me-to-strip-club-for-job-interview-ex-officer-says

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Atlanta too early for it to be a 2AMer but...

A 27-year-old is in critical condition after he was shot multiple times outside a strip club in Midtown, Atlanta police said. The shooting occurred about 9:38 p.m. outside Club Platinum, Atlanta police Officer Lisa Bender said. The victim was taken…

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Cold weather in FL

I guess the girls around here ran out of long pants. I went to Target and Publix this evening and it was nothing but MILFS and coeds in yoga pants as far as the eye could see. It…

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Presenting yourself as rich vs poor

Reading through the forum it seems like a lot of you guys tend to dress up a bit when heading to the club. Why try to present an image that you are wealthy and willing to spend. Sure it gets…

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Have you fucked a Pornstar ?

OK, I'm gonna get some wild comments on this one but here goes. I have. Now this girl was not one of those headliners that clubs use to get more people in the door.…

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Broken "Clubs" Link on reviewer page?

I am seeing a bad link at the page for the clubs which a user has reviewed. For example, (1) follow the link to a user's profile page, then (2) follow the link from the profile page to the user's…

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Can you sneak alcohol at LA s nude strip clubs

I am reading that there is no alcohol aloud at muse strip clubs in Los Angeles? How in the world is that possible? Can you sneak in your own alcohol?

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What is the age of dancer you prefer

I have been in clubs that have had 18 yo High School girls dancing all the way up to 50+ yo's. Being somewhere north of 59 I prefer 25-40 year olds. Old enough to be mature but not sag hags like…

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Attraction to a customer

Let me say this first.... A dancer is attracted to money. Adult entertainment is all about money. Girls dancing on a stage or sucking cock on a casting couch its all the same.... they do it for money. But attraction…

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What is the real reason we like for girls to shave down there?

Reasons for her shaving: Makes her look younger feeding a secret desire? not a reason for me, although I equate untrimmed with old smelly old crotch Hygiene- less likely to harbor critters and unpleasant odors? these are both reasons for me- if it still…

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Anyone short Tesla?

I did Tesla stock: The new Big Short?

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Shifting attention to waitresses

Seems I've hit a dry spell at usual club, with few to no dancers that are my "type" - petite, brunette, girl next door cute, natural b/c cups, few/no tats. However in the last month the club hired 3-4…

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Self deception? On the part of dancers?

I don't think it is a controversial at all to say that guys can be self deceptive when it comes to their own experiences at the club. We tend to over exaggerate and brag. But it seems like there is some…

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Stage side interaction length?

So as a strip club newb one of the things that repeatedly surprises me is the length of acceptable/expected interaction stage side. I generally want to get a quick closer look at a girls face when I walk up to…

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Who is Trucidos and what is the issue ?

Reminds me of myself a few years ago when I flipped my shit on the site What happened I'm not around as much as I used to be so what did I miss ?

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Is this going to be our future? Stripper robots?

http://www.good4utah.com/news/weird/stripper-robots-are-a-thing-and-theyre-coming-to-vegas/902304850

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Can you find true love on SA ?

Actually got a hoe trying to legit date me....not sure how to take this Is this like dating a stripper or a civilian SA chicks are some were inbetween that line

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Suggerstions for Missouri/Kansas - KC area

Reading through reviews, looks like my bets bet is Lawrence, KS for clubs (Paradise Saloon). Any other suggestions/recommendations?

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Breaking in a new dancer

Has anyone had experience with this? In a recent review, I mentioned a dance with what seemed like a newbie. She sort of seemed to have the moves, but was a bit mechanical. Didn't really understand how…

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Need your suggestion PHX - SC

I am planning to visit two to three clubs tomorrow evening and would like your suggestions. My plans are: Bourbon HiLiter Christies Any better ideas ?

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Would you club in a blizzard?

Today’s weather is pretty harsh (on the middle-north east coast). I’m wondering if anyone would take a chance and club in this weather? I’m doubting there will be many clubs open - and I doubt the dancers will make it…

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No racial intent. Just info for those who might be interested.

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/thai-penis-whitening-fad-drives-social-media-nuts-9832428?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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New year new me...

Looking to be a bigger part of this site with more discussion post this year. Looking for ideas on things you guys want to hear from a dancers perspective. Let me know

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Taking Profits on (Most) CryptoCurrencies Here

I've withdrawn my original investment, just so I can always laugh at TUSCLers who tell me I am going to go broke. That insures no losses on the venture no matter what. And means, as usual, I was right when…

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New after hours club in Portland Orgeon anyone been?

Anyone been to the After Party club? I Live a few hours away from Portland so to make the trip worth it I generally hit up multiple clubs and have usually ended my trip at the Golden Dragon since it…

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She will do anything but will not suck your dick

Would you still pay a bitch to fuck you if you could do anything with her but she will not suck dick That's my delima

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Review editing?

Sorry for any ignorance that I show here, but I made a mistake that i would like to repair. I just posted my first review and made the mistake of not censoring a girl's stage name. I haven't been able…

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Vacation in Miami beach

I’m taking a vacation soon in Miami Beach. So sick of this freezing cold. I’ve got some money to spend.... not a ton like you older gentlemen, but some. Maybe a couple grand. Any good extras clubs in the Miami…

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"The road to hell ..."

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions" seems to be my theme of late. My ATF and her BF stayed at my home for about 3 weeks. Neither were using drugs but both have a long history of…