Curious about my 2A right to bear arms and to see if I could buy Yellow Cake Uranium ….
I looked on Amazon for Yellow Cake - why not? To my surprise THEY DO SELL Uranium Ore (but not yellow cake). And the comments are hilarious. I can saddened to see that the sample is SMALL. The ore is only 10^3 cps instead of like 10^10 that I’d need for a fissional weapon. :(
Link: amazon.com Uranium Ore - Industrial & Scientific
Q&A:
Q: If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones? A: most probably a silver drone that's got Enola Gay written on its side Q: I want to turn my pet iguana into a 400 foot tall kaiju with radioactive breath. How many should I buy? A: 2 should do the trick. 3 is overkill. Literally. He'll die if you use 3.
REVIEWS:
Ellya 5.0 out of 5 stars: I got a free cat in the box with this ... August 23, 2014 I got a free cat in the box with this purchase but I'm not sure if I should open it to see if the cat is ok.
Patrick J. McGovern 3.0 out of 5 stars: Great Product, Poor Packaging May 14, 2009 I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
Brett 1.0 out of 5 stars: Read description carefully! January 25, 2014 This is NOT, repeat, NOT a woman from the Ukraine. Very disappointed but can only blame myself. Please read description when sober.
link: amazon.com


I'm guessing that the first comment from Ellya refers to Schroedinger's cat ;)