The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I Need To Go Again Before I Make Up My Mind.

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Sikdir
Mar 9, 2018, 6:28 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

It's been years since I've been to Crazy Horse, or any other Bay Area club for that matter. Decided to give another try. I didn't want to burn the cash, nor did I have it, so decided against Mitchell Brothers or New Century. Those places are kinda "damn the torpedo's" places, as far as I'm concerned - fun if $ does not matter. I took BART, so that I didn't have to worry about parking issues in San Francisco. Arrived around 7:00 pm, which is right about the time that shows start at the Warfield next door. Had to walk the gauntlet of people watching me walk into the strip club. Once inside, it was fine though. Paid the admission, and sat down.

There were about a half dozen dancers. And, a couple more showed up while I was there. They ranged from hefty (but cute) to really cute (8 or 9), and everything in between. I'd say half were MILF's, from what I could see. Not a complaint, just an observation. Sat by the stage for a bit, and plopped down the singles. As soon as I moved to the back, the girls started to sit down to say hi. Honestly, no real rush. They certainly asked if I wanted to go in the back, but they pretended to just chat it up for a bit first. Since it's been a while, I just did the 3 songs on the sofa in back. Not really private, but, no one else was back there.

Tried one, topless, with a cute Russian for $60. Another, topless with the other cute Russian. And a full nude for (I think) $80 with a Caucasian MILF. These were fun. Got some boobage, but, no extras. Funny, they didn't seem to try to upsell for the VIP room. A little weird. I could see the VIP rooms, and they are private cubicles with a curtain. I'll definitely go back, and give that a try, and see what happens, before I make up my mind. The place is chill, but, not awesome.

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