I actually watched the Academy Awards show last night for the first time in my life. (Well, I was also reading a book through most of it.) Not as boring as I expected. I hadn't realized how tall Jennifer Lawrence is.
Damn, when you mentioned Jennifer Lawrence I thought you were going to tell us that she bent over and showed her butthole on national TV. Or at least had a boob pop out.
There was one girl worth watching - a hottie from Baby Driver. I don’t remember her name - but she was slender - with nice big boobies - and a hot tan! The rest was just useless.
I’d love to gag Jennifer Lawrence and do horrible things to her. But that’s just my imagination. I wouldn’t object to watching Jennifer Lawrence squat over Jodie Foster and piss in her open mouth...
Anyone else notice some of these celebrities have stopped aging? Seems to go beyond cosmetic surgery. Makes me wonder if there some new stem cell juice only the rich can afford.
Yes the Hollywood group are a bunch of self absorbed, self important, strutting, preening, liberals but I have always been a fan of cinema going back to when I was a youngster and I used to enjoy watching the Oscars but their tendency to increasingly push their political agenda has turned me off over the years and I no longer watch them.
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That would have been brilliant!
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Jennifer Lawrence before the Hunger Games, I would give a 9. Jennifer Lawrence now, maybe a 7.
https://www.bustle.com/articles/143219-j…
I’d love to gag Jennifer Lawrence and do horrible things to her. But that’s just my imagination. I wouldn’t object to watching Jennifer Lawrence squat over Jodie Foster and piss in her open mouth...
Probably more than a bit too old.