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The Oscars

Mar 5, 2018, 3:37 AM
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I actually watched the Academy Awards show last night for the first time in my life. (Well, I was also reading a book through most of it.) Not as boring as I expected. I hadn't realized how tall Jennifer Lawrence is.

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shadowcat

I didn't watch it. Who won? The Republicans or the Democrats?

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twentyfive

^^^The Libertarians

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4got2wipe

Damn, when you mentioned Jennifer Lawrence I thought you were going to tell us that she bent over and showed her butthole on national TV. Or at least had a boob pop out.

That would have been brilliant!

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doctorevil

Just a bunch of Hollywood liberals giving themselves a giant circle jerk.

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Warrenboy75

There's three hours of your life you can never get back.

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vincemichaels

I fell asleep before they started, what did Warren Beatty screw up this time ?

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flagooner

Doctorevil +1

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Darkblue999

How do you rate Jennifer Lawrence

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Warrior15

Haven't watched that show in several years. Don't really care to hear their political statements.

Jennifer Lawrence before the Hunger Games, I would give a 9. Jennifer Lawrence now, maybe a 7.

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Cashman1234

There was one girl worth watching - a hottie from Baby Driver. I don’t remember her name - but she was slender - with nice big boobies - and a hot tan! The rest was just useless.

I’d love to gag Jennifer Lawrence and do horrible things to her. But that’s just my imagination. I wouldn’t object to watching Jennifer Lawrence squat over Jodie Foster and piss in her open mouth...

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Lone_Wolf

Anyone else notice some of these celebrities have stopped aging? Seems to go beyond cosmetic surgery. Makes me wonder if there some new stem cell juice only the rich can afford.

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viking2012

Yes the Hollywood group are a bunch of self absorbed, self important, strutting, preening, liberals but I have always been a fan of cinema going back to when I was a youngster and I used to enjoy watching the Oscars but their tendency to increasingly push their political agenda has turned me off over the years and I no longer watch them.

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Cashman1234

Warrior15 - I didn’t remember that red dress - but I’m glad you posted that link. Very hot!

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Lone_Wolf

Lawrence is a smoking hot 8.5 that would make Bank in a sc. I would love to party with that honey.

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I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came out

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vincemichaels

Jennifer needs bigger boobs, but I'd eat her anytime !!

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flagooner

^ Isn't she a bit too old?

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viking2012

^ Probably more than a bit too old.

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