Once you have the hoes number

3/7/2018 2:22:34 PM

You visit the club and hit it off with a stripper, you get some lappers, and she even gives you a peck on the cheek (not your butt cheek). you want to see her again so you exchange contact info. when you try to reconnect to see her again in the club, she blows you off and goes ghost.
the reason she ignores you is:
a) you're a needy fuck, and the hoe knows that if she leads you on youll catch feelz. she will leave you on the back burner, untill shes desperate for $$
b)shes a stripper, busy going to school. Shes living the life of movie star going to high profile parties/clubs.

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Bj99

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7 years ago

C) She met a dozen other guys that night, and doesn’t even recognize you.

Subraman

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7 years ago

The most common answer is C.

twentyfive

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7 years ago

D) She’s busy giving me a blowjob right now but she’ll get back to you when she’s done.

Salty.Nutz

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7 years ago

i didnt think about C). im going to ask strippers to fart on my lap before we go to the back. this way im more memorable.

Bj99

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7 years ago

Might work. She can put you in her phone as “Salty (farts)”.

max_starr

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7 years ago

You haven't fed her enough money. Blow a couple stacks and I bet she'll not only remember you but she'll be texting you.

Subraman

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7 years ago

I find that often, I'm in strippers' phones as "Subraman (PITA)". I have no idea how the girls know I love hummus and falafel.

Salty.Nutz

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7 years ago

Thats going to be my M.O. Does anyone know the going rates for farts? I think a 20 should be enough. If its a wet one, shes going to have to pay me for shitting on my lap.

Bj99

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7 years ago

I’d expect that kinky stuff, like getting shit on, will cost you extra.

Salty.Nutz

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7 years ago

or tit for tat, im flexible

san_jose_guy

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7 years ago

I would say that from when you first meet her, best to gently let it escalate as rapidly as possible. So try to go from ITC, to Toda La Noches wearing out mattresses with her.

Women don't accept being places on standby.

SJG

rattdog

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7 years ago

Once you have the hoes number...
65% of the time she will text you that she's on the schedule that night and actually be there. the other 35% will not text at all to say no show or will text you after you show up that she changed her fucking mind.

makes me wonder why do i even bother having the number in the first place. just a bunch of unreliable beings.

georgmicrodong

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7 years ago

@Subraman, at least you weren’t in her phone as “money”.

Salty.Nutz

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7 years ago

Just pop in the club after you drop her a txt. youll be suprised to see her at the club after she replys shes not there or ignores you.

For example, how many husbands surprise their wives when they got off early from work. we all know how that story goes.

Dominic77

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7 years ago

@salty.nuts: I thought you were of the mind that the dancers were interchangeable with one another? What are you doing connecting numbers, bruh?

magicrat

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7 years ago

GMD....was that you? I was actually make that comment but I couldn't remember who it was. One of the funniest lines ever on here

Darkblue999

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7 years ago

Neither a nor b.
It depends on the time you texted her. Usually they will respond if they are sure that they are not coming or they are coming to the club. If they are unsure they won't reply. They are not going to lose anything by saying 'No I am not coming to the club today'
If they don't want to make you unhappy they simply not reply. It is not that they won't like you.

Uprightcitizen

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7 years ago

N. She is soo smitten with you she cant bear to see you again in the club.

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

I’d say it’s a version of C. She’s a stripper - and it’s all about her. She’s giving lappers to other pervs - when she’s working - and it’s busy.

The time she will use your digits is when she’s in the club and it’s dead. You’ll get a text that begins with “Hey!” - and it will basically say “come to the club. Bring money. I can’t wait to see you!” - the part about her wanting to see you is not always there.

Salty.Nutz

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7 years ago

Dominic77...i do believe strippers are interchangeable, i am just trying to figure out what the hoe is thinking when she gives me her number, knowing shes going to leave me on read. some questions are best left unanswered lol

DeclineToState

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7 years ago

When one is on her read mode and not her reply mode, it means you're not as important to her as you wish you were or she's flaky or she's with her boyfriend or husband at the time or you're a klingon, or some combination of those and others I haven't thought of plus all the responses above.
The outstanding marketer - and I've only met one of those - responds quick. She makes bank.

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