True story:
At a new strip dive. Pretty drunk already and in jerk mode. Stripper gives me the wanna dance routine. Ask her how much she says you can have the whole nite for $200 but no vip cuz she doesn't want to pay out.
Well A TUSCLer like me calls her bluff. I gotta do a couple vip. Well she does me right in VIP and gotta a TUSCLer catching feelings. So I axed her how many been up in that snatch. She said 25, I said you might as well be a virgin to a TUSLER like me.
Flash forward two days to last nite OTC (thanks to Da'System imma pro at paying these hoes for sex 38% of the time within two visits --try an top dat bitches)
After a quick wine and dine at Chipotle bring her back an we smash. She nutted thrice and rolls over looks me in the eye... "shit I guess I am a version"
So what did that mean?
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"Serious answers only..."
LOL. That just encourages these patronizing assholes to chime in.
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A “version” of what?
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Don’t you hate it when you write a long post and fuck up the punch line?
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No she said she was a version. I was there @realD
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Gaca, Did you have a seizure?
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@Flag....More like sleep deprivation :)
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In that case, you must have fucked her silly
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Was she drunk, and slurring “virgin”, referencing your earlier comment?
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But in all seriousness... She did say I made her feel like a virgin. I'm trying to take that compliment in stride... But ya know I'm not :)
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Maybe she meant that it hurt and didn't live up to the hype.
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“She did say I made her feel like a virgin”
Well, I guess she could have meant the sex was akward, clumsy, and painful.
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Great minds...
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^^^Bahzing. Aren't we the witty one today
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I’m voting you made her weak in the knees and thoroughly spent through sexual gratification so she’s complementing the gulf in disparity between her usual technique or her usual experience and as contrasted with your performance today.
Or in short the Earth moved. Good job!
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This thread exemplifies why I laugh when people ask me if I believe I will collect social security.
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Here’s a serious answer. Did you have a seizure?
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Her response fits The System - and Ricky’s mo perfectly. You picked up a stripper version of Slingblade!
You are lucky - as you fed her Chipotle and she didn’t shit the bed.
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^^^ @Cashman
You're more right than you know. She's from some backwoods town down in the ”souf”
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"After a quick wine and dine at Chipotle"
GACA, if you're serious about this girl you need to up your game and take her to a real restaurant - like Red Lobster or Olive Garden
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Sounds like GACA is suffering from regular and sustained sleep deprecation.
:) :) :)
SJG
Judy Henske - House Of The Rising Sun, played real slow
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She speaks about as well as GACA spells.
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Go to the ER. You're having a stroke.
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