What does it mean when:
GACA
Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Tuesday, March 6, 2018 9:59 AM
True story:
At a new strip dive. Pretty drunk already and in jerk mode. Stripper gives me the wanna dance routine. Ask her how much she says you can have the whole nite for $200 but no vip cuz she doesn't want to pay out.
Well A TUSCLer like me calls her bluff. I gotta do a couple vip. Well she does me right in VIP and gotta a TUSCLer catching feelings. So I axed her how many been up in that snatch. She said 25, I said you might as well be a virgin to a TUSLER like me.
Flash forward two days to last nite OTC (thanks to Da'System imma pro at paying these hoes for sex 38% of the time within two visits --try an top dat bitches)
After a quick wine and dine at Chipotle bring her back an we smash. She nutted thrice and rolls over looks me in the eye... "shit I guess I am a version"
So what did that mean?
At a new strip dive. Pretty drunk already and in jerk mode. Stripper gives me the wanna dance routine. Ask her how much she says you can have the whole nite for $200 but no vip cuz she doesn't want to pay out.
Well A TUSCLer like me calls her bluff. I gotta do a couple vip. Well she does me right in VIP and gotta a TUSCLer catching feelings. So I axed her how many been up in that snatch. She said 25, I said you might as well be a virgin to a TUSLER like me.
Flash forward two days to last nite OTC (thanks to Da'System imma pro at paying these hoes for sex 38% of the time within two visits --try an top dat bitches)
After a quick wine and dine at Chipotle bring her back an we smash. She nutted thrice and rolls over looks me in the eye... "shit I guess I am a version"
So what did that mean?
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23 comments
LOL. That just encourages these patronizing assholes to chime in.
Well, I guess she could have meant the sex was akward, clumsy, and painful.
Or in short the Earth moved. Good job!
You are lucky - as you fed her Chipotle and she didn’t shit the bed.
You're more right than you know. She's from some backwoods town down in the ”souf”
GACA, if you're serious about this girl you need to up your game and take her to a real restaurant - like Red Lobster or Olive Garden
:) :) :)
SJG
Judy Henske - House Of The Rising Sun, played real slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpldvB-z…