Your ATF

Q. How do you know that any man who hasn't had sex with your ATF is rich?
A. Because he's part of the 1%.

Q. Why did your ATF say she was illegitimate?
A. Because she didn't know how to read.

Q. Why is your ATF known as a socialist?
A. Because she gives everyone a share.

Q. How is your ATF rated?
A. "E" for everyone.

Q. How did I save money on car insurance?
A. By riding your ATF.

Q. What happened when your ATF tried to enter an ugly contest?
A. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Q. What did your ATF do when she was asked to turn on the computer?
A. She rubbed her tits all over it.

Q. Why did your ATF slap Santa Claus?
A. She heard him call her a "Ho" three times.

Q. Why did your ATF climb over the chain link fence?
A. She wanted to see what was on the other side.

Q. Why do customers from India refuse to make fun of your ATF?
A. Cows are sacred in their country.

Q. Why wouldn't the Jewish customer go down on your ATF?
A. He didn't eat pigs.

Q. What is the difference between your ATF and a hockey player?
A. A hockey player showers after three periods.

Q. What's the worst thing about having sex at your ATF's home?
A. Waiting in the line that stretches around the block.

Q. What do you call a stripper who likes small dicks?
A. Your ATF.