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Eating Stripper Pussy then Puking in the VIP

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
This past Saturday I went strip clubbing and had a little to much to drink. Don't get me wrong I haven't had this much care free fun in a club in some time.

Enjoyed stage tipping four Play, a few table talks and so on. Well I went VIP and this one wasted high volume hoe turned on the heat and I was harder than a Ford truck. Before I knew it she stood up on the couch and shoved her snatch right on my face. Usually love this. Well I pulled her string over and begin to eat at the Y. Honestly think it was the alcohol but I had to toss her aside and projectile vomiting. I shit you not...I was embarrassed as fuck and the girls thought her pussy was nasty LMFAO....I paid for the dances, apologise then get out Asap

24 comments

  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    She saw you coming and wanted a warm meal?
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    7 years ago
    Ah... the thrill of 'the chase'.
  • bang69
    7 years ago
    Never eat KFC then start drinking at a SC
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    Well, turnabout is fair play. It's usually the dancer that's puking after a VIP with Juice.
  • jackslash
    7 years ago
    Thanks for sharing.
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    Four Loko will do that to you.

    At least you did that there, and not on me back at the YMCA.
  • Mate27
    7 years ago
    Stay classy, Juice!
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Nobody can start a discussion like Juice! Projectile vomiting while getting a dance! Lol!

    I don’t recommend Long John Silvers for a pre clubbing meal.
  • RamPaige
    7 years ago
    So...bad fish?
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    Seriously, sounds like he was eating at Long John Silvers while at the SC.
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    Did it taste like Tuna?
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    Better you than us, Juice.
  • max_starr
    7 years ago
    That's pretty funny....I try not to get to wasted at the SC.....I've learned that sex is better than alcohol....
  • Uprightcitizen
    7 years ago
    What an image, yikes!

    Oh, you should have posted this in the recent thread...

    https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    I take it she didn't walk you to the door afterwards
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    I think the fish biscuits were a bit too pungent for Juice!
  • shanny72
    7 years ago
    Are you sure that you weren't eating ass?
  • crotchrocket
    7 years ago
    Only two things taste like shrimp, and one of them is shrimp.
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Crotchrocket - lol! That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time!
  • Uprightcitizen
    7 years ago
    Lol this is why this site so hilarious. You would never read on the pink site about her sucking dick and throwing up after taking a load. I just bet puking happens from the girls more than the guys.
  • san_jose_guy
    7 years ago
    Juice, alcohol is no good. You'll appreciate the pussy juice more without the alcohol.

    SJG
  • crazyjoe
    7 years ago
    Your doing it all wrong
  • Huntsman
    7 years ago
    Only Juice can find a pussy that performs exorcisms.
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