This past Saturday I went strip clubbing and had a little to much to drink. Don't get me wrong I haven't had this much care free fun in a club in some time.
Enjoyed stage tipping four Play, a few table talks and so on. Well I went VIP and this one wasted high volume hoe turned on the heat and I was harder than a Ford truck. Before I knew it she stood up on the couch and shoved her snatch right on my face. Usually love this. Well I pulled her string over and begin to eat at the Y. Honestly think it was the alcohol but I had to toss her aside and projectile vomiting. I shit you not...I was embarrassed as fuck and the girls thought her pussy was nasty LMFAO....I paid for the dances, apologise then get out Asap
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She saw you coming and wanted a warm meal?
LMFAO
Ah... the thrill of 'the chase'.
Never eat KFC then start drinking at a SC
Well, turnabout is fair play. It's usually the dancer that's puking after a VIP with Juice.
Thanks for sharing.
Four Loko will do that to you.
At least you did that there, and not on me back at the YMCA.
Stay classy, Juice!
Nobody can start a discussion like Juice! Projectile vomiting while getting a dance! Lol!
I don’t recommend Long John Silvers for a pre clubbing meal.
So...bad fish?
Seriously, sounds like he was eating at Long John Silvers while at the SC.
Did it taste like Tuna?
Better you than us, Juice.
That's pretty funny....I try not to get to wasted at the SC.....I've learned that sex is better than alcohol....
What an image, yikes!
Oh, you should have posted this in the recent thread...
I take it she didn't walk you to the door afterwards
I think the fish biscuits were a bit too pungent for Juice!
Are you sure that you weren't eating ass?
Only two things taste like shrimp, and one of them is shrimp.
Crotchrocket - lol! That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time!
Lol this is why this site so hilarious. You would never read on the pink site about her sucking dick and throwing up after taking a load. I just bet puking happens from the girls more than the guys.
Juice, alcohol is no good. You'll appreciate the pussy juice more without the alcohol.
SJG
Your doing it all wrong
Only Juice can find a pussy that performs exorcisms.
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