Eating Stripper Pussy then Puking in the VIP

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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
This past Saturday I went strip clubbing and had a little to much to drink. Don't get me wrong I haven't had this much care free fun in a club in some time.

Enjoyed stage tipping four Play, a few table talks and so on. Well I went VIP and this one wasted high volume hoe turned on the heat and I was harder than a Ford truck. Before I knew it she stood up on the couch and shoved her snatch right on my face. Usually love this. Well I pulled her string over and begin to eat at the Y. Honestly think it was the alcohol but I had to toss her aside and projectile vomiting. I shit you not...I was embarrassed as fuck and the girls thought her pussy was nasty LMFAO....I paid for the dances, apologise then get out Asap

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shadowcat
7 years ago
She saw you coming and wanted a warm meal?
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JuiceBox69
7 years ago
LMFAO
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Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
Ah... the thrill of 'the chase'.
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bang69
7 years ago
Never eat KFC then start drinking at a SC
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realDougster
7 years ago
Well, turnabout is fair play. It's usually the dancer that's puking after a VIP with Juice.
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jackslash
7 years ago
Thanks for sharing.
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shailynn
7 years ago
Four Loko will do that to you.

At least you did that there, and not on me back at the YMCA.
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Mate27
7 years ago
Stay classy, Juice!
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
Nobody can start a discussion like Juice! Projectile vomiting while getting a dance! Lol!

I don’t recommend Long John Silvers for a pre clubbing meal.
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RamPaige
7 years ago
So...bad fish?
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flagooner
7 years ago
Seriously, sounds like he was eating at Long John Silvers while at the SC.
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realDougster
7 years ago
Did it taste like Tuna?
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vincemichaels
7 years ago
Better you than us, Juice.
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max_starr
7 years ago
That's pretty funny....I try not to get to wasted at the SC.....I've learned that sex is better than alcohol....
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
What an image, yikes!

Oh, you should have posted this in the recent thread...

https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
I take it she didn't walk you to the door afterwards
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
I think the fish biscuits were a bit too pungent for Juice!
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shanny72
7 years ago
Are you sure that you weren't eating ass?
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crotchrocket
7 years ago
Only two things taste like shrimp, and one of them is shrimp.
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
Crotchrocket - lol! That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time!
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
Lol this is why this site so hilarious. You would never read on the pink site about her sucking dick and throwing up after taking a load. I just bet puking happens from the girls more than the guys.
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
Juice, alcohol is no good. You'll appreciate the pussy juice more without the alcohol.

SJG
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crazyjoe
7 years ago
Your doing it all wrong
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Huntsman
7 years ago
Only Juice can find a pussy that performs exorcisms.
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