This past Saturday I went strip clubbing and had a little to much to drink. Don't get me wrong I haven't had this much care free fun in a club in some time.
Enjoyed stage tipping four Play, a few table talks and so on. Well I went VIP and this one wasted high volume hoe turned on the heat and I was harder than a Ford truck. Before I knew it she stood up on the couch and shoved her snatch right on my face. Usually love this. Well I pulled her string over and begin to eat at the Y. Honestly think it was the alcohol but I had to toss her aside and projectile vomiting. I shit you not...I was embarrassed as fuck and the girls thought her pussy was nasty LMFAO....I paid for the dances, apologise then get out Asap
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last commentShe saw you coming and wanted a warm meal?
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LMFAO
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Ah... the thrill of 'the chase'.
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Never eat KFC then start drinking at a SC
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Well, turnabout is fair play. It's usually the dancer that's puking after a VIP with Juice.
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Thanks for sharing.
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Four Loko will do that to you.
At least you did that there, and not on me back at the YMCA.
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Stay classy, Juice!
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Nobody can start a discussion like Juice! Projectile vomiting while getting a dance! Lol!
I don’t recommend Long John Silvers for a pre clubbing meal.
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So...bad fish?
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Seriously, sounds like he was eating at Long John Silvers while at the SC.
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Did it taste like Tuna?
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Better you than us, Juice.
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That's pretty funny....I try not to get to wasted at the SC.....I've learned that sex is better than alcohol....
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What an image, yikes!
Oh, you should have posted this in the recent thread...
tuscl.net
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I take it she didn't walk you to the door afterwards
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I think the fish biscuits were a bit too pungent for Juice!
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Are you sure that you weren't eating ass?
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Only two things taste like shrimp, and one of them is shrimp.
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Crotchrocket - lol! That’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time!
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Lol this is why this site so hilarious. You would never read on the pink site about her sucking dick and throwing up after taking a load. I just bet puking happens from the girls more than the guys.
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Juice, alcohol is no good. You'll appreciate the pussy juice more without the alcohol.
SJG
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Your doing it all wrong
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Only Juice can find a pussy that performs exorcisms.
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