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When does a stripper consider a man well-hung?

Q When does a stripper consider a man well-hung? A When she can't slip her finger in between his neck and the noose.

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Fun While Passing Through

My husband and I were in town briefly for a work event. We had a little time to ourselves and decided to get a little crazy and visit kittens together. We couldn't stay…

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Question 4 my Black Friends

If a fine ass white hoe was sucking the crome off the bumper of your car would you let that bitch call you the "N" word ? Was curious after seeing this in a porno

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Anybody know anything about Corinne? How is she?

Anybody know anything about Corinne? How is she?

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

If you think of this as a bar, then it's OK

Last night I wanted couple beers. Inner Room isn't far from where I live. I thought maybe I'd get a LD too. The beers were fine. I watched SNF on mute. There were 25 or so dancers…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

a good time, but come prepared $

I've been to Playmates several times. The drill is the same...once you get past security and pay the cover, you walk in and see a stage in front of you, and a bar to the…

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Just looking to have some fun here! I'm pretty new to dancing so far but am lovi

Ride me hard boys!!!!

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Advice needed for a dancer that has rejected me twice (She initiated)

I was not the one to pursue her. The first time, we made eye contact, she came over to me and sat in my lap, and we made small talk. She eventually got to her sales spiel and…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good Value

The Go Go Rama is a place for great mileage. After paying the cover, you sit down by the bar to get your minimum 1 drink. From there you will have a great view of…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

OMG... SAVANNAH

So I went to Wackos to eat and met this New girl calling herself Savannah (obviously not her real name) and she was totally petite with AWESOME perky breasts and I had to take her…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

Long Time Since Last Time

I was back in the area for the holiday so I thought I would pay a visit to Club Fred. It’s been several years since my last visit but really nothing has changed. Was…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Halloween Eve

Went in the night before Halloween. Even though Bourbon St was happening, club was slow. Did have fun out on the balcony throwing beads to the crowds below. Had 1 lap dance and a 30…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Still a fav in big D

Was in town for work and a cowboys game Dropped by the club after mnf game. Bought the vip ticket at the door (cheaper at the door and lets you into the vip…

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Detroit club week is the best week of the (year, quarter, month, week). Prove m

I’ll have three nights in DTW starting tomorrow. I’ve been salivating since Sunday.

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great time but guaranteed to burn a hole in ur pocket

In vegas for guys weekend and the rhino is always on the agenda. Showed up at around 10 PM. We were a group of 6 and one of my buddy had won 50k$ gambling.. so…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

second time and happy again

This place has been well-described physically--it's okay, but the layout is not the reason to go. Several girls came by to offer their company. Nice mix of ethnicity,mostly 5-7 range. Also, nice mix of body…

Patty's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Cheap club maybe had potential

I was in Indy for work and wanted a hit up a cheap strip club. I went about 11 and the cover was $3. It was pretty much a dump. I got a $7 beer…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Slow Wednesday

Much to my dismay it was a slow Wednesday two weeks ago. The usual girls were mainly working that night. Much to my surprise I did see the return of Asia who was…

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Which midwest strip clubs like thick girls

Anywhere in the midwest that allow thick girls fo strip??

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The rick agenda

The Council of ricks has a simple agenda. You TUSCL readers should know our agenda. It is: Wearing classy suits, fucking sexy whores, driving drunk, and going wildebeest on our enemies. It’s so simple even a hairless ape can do it.…

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Define random things in a sexual way

This should be funny and fun! For example... Train: Cylinder shaped object that fits perfectly into tunnels. Benjamin Franklin: A guy who liked to surprise his guests by bathing naked with French women! Eating: The act of enjoying putting delicious objects in your mouth. Shower…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

return visit, nothing changed

I really want to like Dream On. My first visit was rather weird, and I found the dancers to be lacking in a certain amount of attractiveness. But I'm willing to give a place a…

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

After reading several reviews I thought I’d try it out

So of course I came on a Monday to do $10 dances. Note...the place actually opens at 1 not 4. So I got there at 2. There were 3 guys and 5 dancers when I…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Seems to be getting better

I decided to hit up the men’s club on a cold and rainy Wednesday. My first assumption was that because the reviews have been less than stellar as of late, and the fact it was…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Sugar on a Saturday.

Recently went in around noon. Walked in and straight ahead was Sugar who is an aa woman who is short has a big smile and big naturals. She waved at me the second I walked…

Mettler's Bar & Restaurant

Mankato, Minnesota

Checked out Mettlers... it has been awhile since I was there....

Swung into the club recently as I had business in that town (over a week ago.. not thanksgiving). I was staying right next door so parking wasnt an issues (they also have a…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Been a while, but nice to stop by

Scores in every city is pretty trustworthy and "classy" for what it is. I sat at the bar and got myself a Coors Light, from a pretty bartender. What I wasn't too prepared for were…

Stimmelators Gentlemens Club

North Webster, Indiana

Going down but not in a good way

I keep checking back in despite my better judgement. I guess I’m a creature of habit. The layout remains the same. The parking is on the street. No need to…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Do they have thick girls here?

Do they have thick girls here?

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Is there a name for the tour that a stripper gives in order to sell you dances a

Typically they show you all the rooms, ending at one of the most expensive rooms. They invite you in to check it out, get you drunk on lust, and then ask for $1,000 because they thought that you agreed…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time/last time

Ok, based on a recent review of this club, I decided to take the 40 minute trip to see some new women of color. Being an Atlantis and PO guy, I needed some new women.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Glad I stopped by

I stopped in because Purple Orchid wasn't open yet. I saw a lot of cars in the parking lot, but when I got in with no cover, there was 2-3 customers and no girls…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Some hot, some trying to hustle for more

Second or third visit at Synn. The layout is the same as I remembered, but the private rooms are newer than I remember (about 2 years ago was my last visit). Parking itself…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun experience for me

I was visiting town and wanted to see what the famous strip club was all about .After hearing so many great things I decided to go check it out. This was a hot summer Saturday…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

Convenient to downtown

I was in town on business and decided to stop in after work. I was staying at a hotel downtown and this place is easy to get to from there. There’s a small bar when…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Better than expected

Stop 2 on my SE Wisconsion club tour on a frigid 16 degree Thursday night. Club is located approx. 3 miles off the interstate on a two lane road just outside of Darien city limits.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Alternative crossings, yes, there're 4, Otay Mesa is 30min away

Alternative crossings, yes, there're 4, Otay Mesa is 30min away from TJ.

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Strip club lights

It has already been said that the strip club lights hide some of the girls imperfections. The strip club lights also make the girls tanner than what they actually are. Recently I’ve hung out with three strippers outside the club, and…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Passing the All-Critical Smell Test!

It took me longer to come back for a second look and I thought it would, but I finally made it back to Cover Girls. The cutie that I met on my last visit…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Heading here soon. Any tips?

Heading here soon. Any tips?

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Nice find in the middle of nowhere

In SE Wisconsin for a few weeks, so did my tuscl research for places to kill the hotel room blahs. Drive to Chicago or Milwaukee were too far for the potential payoff (Neither are the…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Is it really worth it?

So I've been coming here for over a decade. Dancers have come and gone, but it's always been consistent...good looking women, without too much silicone or fake Barbi doll types. It's never been a dive,…

Rain (Club 1152)

West Palm Beach, Florida

Dead at 10 PM

Last Saturday night I was out with a GF we had dinner hit a few clubs, she said let’s check out this club. Got there about 11 Pm door guy charged us 20 dollars to…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Second visit after a good first impression

So I came here about 2 months ago and I had fun with a Colombian chick named Yubi, she gave me her phone and met her outside the club once. I came back last week…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Was in luck

Stopped by the club on a monday afternoon. Was a bit late for the high tops but took a seat by the bar. Saw many new faces when compared to my last visit. Many cubans…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Slow sunday

It was a slow Sunday. Reached there around 7:30 pm.. Parked with the valet for $7 and it was a $10 to get in. The club was kinda empty. Just saw 5-10 girls working or…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

First time visitor

This was my first time. Was out with some friends and one suggested trying Spyce. Showed up around 10pm, paid the $6 cover and pat down and proceeded inside. The ratio of women…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Afternoon stop on a football Sunday.

Found myself within a half hour drive of this place and had to stop in. This is my second visit and wasn't disappointed. Was there for only a half hour and it…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

First time

This was my first visit here. I went in around 5ish and there were about 3-4 girls from what I could see. Wasn’t sure if more were coming in or not. I sat down and…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

The phone number listed here is incorrect. Their number is

The phone number listed here is incorrect. Their number is ‭(818) 893-5444‬

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New club, old location, no listing, can't add

So I've been trying to add a listing for Silk City Gentleman's Club in Paterson, NJ for a while, any ideas why it won't work? It is the newest incarnation of Slappy's and Blue Goose but is completely renovated and…

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Hi ppl..comment on this post if u want me to tell u where I would take u out on

For some of u: our date would consist of.me teaching u guys how to be respectful and not resort to immaturity and faulty logic in conversation ..however , if u fit In this category, I doubt u would comment on…

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The orangutan sex slave forced to work at a BROTHEL: Perverts paid $3 to sleep w

This is carrying monkey business too far. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6430317/The-orangutan-sex-slave-forced-work-BROTHEL.html

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Draft choices

Saw the post about draft choices and truly thought it was going to be about how to choose your next fave when in the club with your current fave. So for me, I'm constantly keeping my eye out for another dancer.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Best in Tampa I suppose

The place is pretty nice and there are some hot girls here although so can be pretty pushy. Others are nice and chill. There is a good contingency of Cuban girls which is…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Dive bar fun

So I was at Sapphires for MNF. That was super fun. Had a great time during halftime. But after the game, the hustle/pressure factor was at a max. I literally couldn't get a drink without…

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"Theft of services".

When it comes to strip-club etiquette, there are many rules that should not be breached lest ye get escorted from the premises. Some are so basic that they needn’t be spoken aloud, though; they’re inherently understood. This story is about the…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I LOVE RACHEL

First time at this club and I loved it! There were a decent amount of women when I first got there around 9 PM but it quickly picked up. I would say there were…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

Bouncer and dancers were in on it

Such a ripoff. Walked in, velt a homey vibe from the bouncer, asked who he would recommend. He said her name (I forgot, unfortunately). I waited 30 minutes for her, and denied plenty of good…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

By far the best club I ever been to

First time in Austin; first time at the Yellow Rose. By far the best club I have ever been to in my life. I came here two nights in a row. Both nights I was…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Super Hot; Super Expensive

So I heard this place was good and expensive; the reviews were right. As soon as I walked in I was greeted by two good looking women; one was asian, the other was black. They…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Update on some talent

First of all, this is NJ's most reliable good time. Afternoon girls are all friendly, and your money goes a long way here. The rooms are more private than just about anywhere else (even with…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Evening trip

Made a rare Sunday trip and found lots of dancers. A cute Milf blonde sat next to me and made a hard sell for a VIP offering everything. I was down but I literally sat…

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

What a gem!

Stopped by on a Thursday night and was immediately surprised by the number of girls working. The barmaid was the next nice surprise - friendly and cute. The interior was simple and unpolished…

Chics Cabaret

Houston, Texas

No good at night

I've been here quite a few times during the day. I can usually get in and out and have a good time as well. This time, I tried a late night visit. As you would…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Good time this time

I have had some good times here. If it is hit and miss. Two girls from Cuba provided entertainment. They took turns giving dances until I had enough. I didn't ask for both but 6…

Seventh Heaven

Shibuya, Japan

Don't do it

First time at a strip club in Tokyo and it was for a work outing so didn't have a choice. And I do not recommend. The club is a small looking cozy joint with…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Will not be going back

I decided to go here because I was working in San Jose one evening and needed a place to relax and unwind. Since I've driven by this club a hundred times, I decided to give…

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High mileage recommendations for Santa Monica / LA?

I'll be going to Santa Monica later this week (Wed night / Thurs night) and am hoping to enjoy the local clubs while there. Where I'm from, the nearest good club is about 3 hours away... so I'm hoping to…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Weekday Visit

Went on a Wednesday night around 11pm after a concert. Had read some reviews and decided to check it out. Its what every says it is, no cover and a quick check from…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

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So I went on black friday. Parking lot crowded. Bar was crowded. Thede were always lines for the cd rooms. sabrina was hoggung a room. Heard sabrina 27. Guess her…

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Sexual Energy of a Club

Ever notice how at a club you can get sex at and a club that you can not has different sex vibes Enery is low to dead at clubs with no extras At the clubs wear its free to have its sky

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Friday Afternoon Visit

Happened to be traveling through Kokomo on my way home from business and decided to stop at HH. When you first walk in the place seems very dark. There is a pool table in the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Returning back to my old favorite

I’ve recently started going back to Fantasies again and I’m glad I did. I’ve been here on a few Friday and Saturday nights recently and I always find a few girls to my liking. I…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

First Time Here and 1st Tampa Strip Club

This was my first time visiting 2001 and my first time visiting a Tampa strip club. My main experience in strip clubs is based out of South Florida. I tried to read up…

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Draft choices being groomed to replace veterans

It happens quite often in sports. Teams draft players with potential with the expectation that they will eventually replace their current star veteran. Am I the only one that sees this happening on TUSCL? Replace "star" with "douche" or "creep" and we…

Club Minx

Sydney, New South Wales

Get what you pay for

$25 entry regardless of time. Small but upscale premises. Small bar so you are encouraged to sit on the very comfortable couches and be waited upon. Everything is expensive. Entry, drinks and dances. One dancer…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Not as good as I remember

I visited establishment about 5 years ago and it was fantastic so when I returned to New York I had to make my way over to Gallaghers 2000 again. I'm not sure if it was…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Classy and upscale

The venue's comfortable and women have bangin bods but VIP is a little pricey so didn't go for it (there's private rooms upstairs); overall, there's a cool, classy & upscale vibe to the interior but…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Quick stop rainy night

Stopped in, hitting the liquor store next door for a 6pack. A Dominican girl approached and we went for a dance - wide open room with minimal dividers between the seats lining all the walls.…

Western Bar

Edinburgh, Scotland

Could be better

Well this was my first time checking out a club outside of the United States. I was bored in Scotland and picked the one with what seemed like the best reviews. I got…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Tens is really slow

I haven't been to tens in a few years but went three times in a few weeks. The club is definitely the nicest building on salisbury beach. Went on a Sunday and met a girl…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great club

This was my first time visiting Club Risque. I was visiting on a late Sunday afternoon around 5pm. Upon entering, it seemed sort of empty, but must have been a change of staff,…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Quick stop on a rainy ni

Stopped in, hitting the liquor store next door for a 6pack. A Dominican girl approached and we went for a dance - wide open room with minimal dividers between the seats lining all the walls.…

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What the most useless thing in a stripper's home?

Q What the most useless thing in a stripper's home? A Her boyfriend.

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Definitely top 2 in the city!

Decided to go to the club after being at another bar for a couple hours. It’s always a great time at this spot! I never have any complaints & this time was no different. As…

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Is there a way to find the open/close status of the Mexican border?

I actually plan to go there soon and it's an 8 hour drive to get there. I want to be able to check to see if it's open or not.

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PaulDrake's Introductory Guide to Getting A Hair Transplant (in Tijuana)

So like many of us guys on here as I have gotten older I have noticed my hair getting thinner and thinner. I ended up getting a hair transplant in Tijuana recently and have some basic info on it others…

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Board without Trolls

What would be discussed if there were no trolls? 1. Type of pants to wear for a lap dance 2. How to negotiate for a bj in vip 3. ....add your favorite here

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

club is ok, not great

It's $5 parking fee and $15 entry and then $20 for VIP band for VIP room. There were around 15 dancers working 2 stages and since its nude - its BYOB. Clib provides juices and soda…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Planning on heading to HK this Friday,anyone going to be

Planning on heading to HK this Friday,anyone going to be there and want to grab a beer?

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Sometimes you get lucky

I usually stop in at least once a month, sometimes it good most times it’s okay. This was an exception! The usual dancers most with regulars or in the special dance area in the front…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Great place

I love this place. My only critique is that dances are $25 and it's $180 for a half hour. Some clubs charge more for a private room but $25 a dance isn't cheap.…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

These girls are horrible at working the floor.

I don't know what it is with this place, but across probably a dozen-plus visits over the past few months I have only enjoyed myself maybe twice, and here's why: When I go to a strip…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Back on my good list

I like this place a lot. I’m partial to black women, so this place obviously satisfies that desire. I had a good visit last week, got my standard Heineken, sat at the bar in the…

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Dayton, Ohio

Fun for Ohio

This is my third trip there. Early November. Went around seven PM. Parking lot is a little scary with some not so cool looking guys hanging out. The bar itself is nice, clean and good…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Nice visit

Visited this club on two occasions the first was during the day at 2pm. After a long hiatus went in to see a regular but she was busy in the back so I took Jessica…

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SMH @ guys who talk to other customers at strip clubs

Why do weirdos try to strike up conversations with me at strip clubs I'm obviously not here for you. Stop talking to me. One time I actually got approached by a weirdo asking if I wanted to play pool with him…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Tried Foxy lady again

This is our third visit to Foxy lady over the past year and half. Although we enjoyed our first visit, we were not very satisfied second time around. So we were not very optimistic…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Impressive lineup but dancers disappeared

I went to Subi’s on a Thursday (11-09-18) around 3:pm. Parked free on street right next to club. No cover. No charge for booths. Nothing has changed from the many previous descriptions of club. Domestic…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Good Getaway Club, Langauge issues

The layout is well described. The parking never seemed to be problem good a good slot in the front. There are no enterance fees after 8.00 PM and its 9$ before it , but…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Hookah and Basketball

I went on a Friday night a couple of weeks ago not looking for much, just a drink or two and the hookah. If the dances were available then I'd surely partake. I got there…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

My Favorite Dream

I wasn't planning on stopping by Erotic Cafe but I was traveling North on Route 130 and gave a call to the club. Given the few women who turned me on there, I thought I…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not many dancers there today

Went today figuring the Eagles were stinking up the place so might as well get some other entertainment. Place was pretty empty for the second half -- around 3-4 dancers, a half dozen or so…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Club is alright !

Decided to do one of my rare visits to a SC on a weekend night.The place was packed inside, but the dancer talent was so so.In anycase,I came to meet up with a particular dancer…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Still trying to understand this place....getting closer..

Was driving from N Jersey southbound when I got the idea to stop at a club for a beer and some fun. Went to Tease, it was 6:40 and when I walked in…

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Two questions re: a smelly pussy

First, let's say that you were pounding away and smelled an unpleasant odor wafting up from the pussy of this hot ass girl. Would you finish? Then, assuming that you saw the same hot ass girl, looking as good as ever,…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice vibe. There’s potential

This was my 3rd club visit of the day. Follies, then Cheetah. Then Tattletales. It had to be close to midnight by the time I got here in Uber. Short ride from Cheetah. First…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Eye candy. Low mileage.

After an afternoon visit to Follies it was time for supper, so I decided to hit Cheetah. It had been a couple years since my last visit, and I apparently did not leave a review then. After…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Saturday nights at Angels

I've previously been to Angels, but generally during the day shift on a Friday. I've recently made a couple visits on Saturday evenings to see what the place is like during more "prime" strip club…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Average night, friendly girls

I used to go to beach girls all the time after visiting the bars in West Des Moines since it was closer than the other clubs which are closer to ankeny on the other side…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Is Mexicali the closest alternative? I’m supposed to fly

Is Mexicali the closest alternative? I’m supposed to fly into San Diego in a couple weeks and it looks like I need a backup plan if the issues persist. On the other hand, I’d imagine the drop in gringo traffic…

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Message from a TJ ATF about the border

Received a message from a TJ ATF an hour ago saying not to come down to the border. Hopefully this issue will not last long. If you go to TJ, I suggest parking on the US side and walking across.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Hole in the Wall

Went back to BP despite telling myself I was done going. Stopped in to see the lineup and ended up chatting up an OK looking girl (I believe her name was Scarlett). She commented on…

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What was your first time experience like?

I recently went to this local one Friday night with my cousin and a couple of our buddies and this was my first time going so I didn’t know what to expect.. It was awhile until I was approached but…

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Are we allowed to go to Mexico as an American?

So between talks of border patrol, possible migrants stuck waiting at the Mexican border and Trump's threat to completely shut down the border (I've recently been getting all my info from 10/10 wins if anyone is familiar with that station),…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

They closed the TJ border today because of the rush

They closed the TJ border today because of the rush in. I can still cross at other borders like the one near me, Mexicali, then drive to TJ.

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Another stop at Wacko's

Got a chance to stop by Wacko's again on my trip south. It has been described plenty of times but bar in the middle with a small stage and a small stage closer to the…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

No Touching

So me and my girlfriend usually like diamond for the atmosphere and friendly girls who let you touch at the stage. This past wednesday before Thanksgiving we stopped by and found it very disappointing. We…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Sleepy Saturday

Stopped by Cafe Atlantis early Saturday for a beer ($10 including $1.50 tip) while I was in the area. The place was very quiet, even for early afternoon, and there was the usual faces…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Back to see if things had changed

Went in on Black Friday, was bored with attempting to shop, so I decided I would rather see real boobs, instead of boobs shopping. This was the third and final stop of the day.…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Ghost town

Went in on Black Friday, was bored with attempting to shop, so I decided I would rather see real boobs, instead of boobs shopping. This was the first of three stops on the day.…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Place On The Rise

I haven't been in this club in about two years. I didn't love their approach to pricing, where the only way to get actual dances was to do a 5-for-$100. I was in…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

fun enough

this is maybe the 3rd or 4th time ive been there... i went a few weeks ago but there were so many people hanging outside i decided to skip it... i went in last friday…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Busy for afternoon

Stopped by Candi's on a Wednesday afternoon . Parking in the back , show your membership card , no cover , a pat down , and your on your way to the bar . For…

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Alternatives for Seeking Arangment?

Seeing arrangement was fun but it is so expensive and they boot you and keep your money. Secret benefits is lame . What else out there works?

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Do we accept food reviews?

Men's Club of Reno RENONEVADA November 25, 2018 MONDAY EVENING SATC Check my other reviews for info about the rest of the club. This is just a food review. Mondays between 6 and 10, I think, sushi is half off. I ordered 2 large rolls and…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

The End of an Era

I went to Paradizio Saturday around 2 in the afternoon. Club Paradizio or the old Champagne Room is dead with little change of being revived. No more lap dancing at the bar unless…

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Gift ideas for the person that is hard to buy for.

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX (3TV/CBS 5)-- The Phoenix Police Department is looking for a suspect after a man was shot outside of a strip club late Saturday night. The incident occurred just before midnight at the T&A Cabaret near the area of Central…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Where's the entertinment

I was here in the early evening, and that is probably not the best time. Sat and ordered a vodka, and the prices have gone up! Used to be standard price as you…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

PaperMoon .... more like PaperGone

I saw several reviews for PaperMoon and thought it would be interesting to check out. Let me tell you it was totally not worth it. The cover is $15 just to get in, which is already…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Irma

Visited one afternoon last week. About 20 girls. I would say 15 were 6 or better. Five of the 15 were 8 or better. Bar was 75 percent full. Looked like a lot of regulars.…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Black Friday

I spent my Black Friday watching college football, when I got tired of that and felt the need to get out I decided to try some Black Friday shopping at Sugar 44. I arrived…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Wednesday afternoon tour of Brooklyn and Wash Park

Cruised down Hwy3 and ventured into Brooklyn, Illinois. Unarmed and unafraid! What a shock! 2:30 pm, Roxys was CLOSED, the two black clubs were closed. It looked like everyone left Brooklyn and turned out the…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

a few chances & they can be good

As a DD and Booty Trap patron, I've not been to this club in quite a while. However after reading some of the recent reviews, where management appeared to be loosening up a bit,…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Mostly hot, but need to go upstairs for any action

This is a pretty upscale club and has nice amenities. The dancers are generally pretty hot. The manager seems to manage which dancer talks to which patrons. He may come over and…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Yara sexy Brazilian Milf

As already stated on other reviews this a neighborhood bar that have chicks dancing in bikinis. Now that golf season is slowing down I have time to visit this place more often. Gabby was bartending…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Illinois taxes and shitty management end up ruining a great time.

I’ve been coming here since around 1995, and I’ve watched this club go through various changes in that time. Some have worked, some haven’t. But I they've really fucked it up with…

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CrazyJoe

Where is crazyjoe? I have not seen him since about the middle of this month. Does anyone know what happened? I have a feeling juicebox69 did something

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I'm a very sexual girl but I am virgin ..yes it's possible so stfu

I like dirty talk and handsome boys <3 k bye

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Are Sex Workers Becoming a Viable Political Bloc?

I don't think strippers, porn stars and escorts should get involved in politics. It will give them a bad name. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/sex-workers-political-bloc-stormy-daniels-755676/

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What can a stripper wear to improve herself?

Q. What can a stripper wear to improve herself? A. A gag.

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My could be ATF.

If there was one lady that could replace my ATF on her appearance, alone, were she a dancer, I found her. I doubt many would agree, but then she would be MY ATF, not theirs! So Hyang.

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If the article feature comes back, what do TUSCLers want to read about?

What are some topics that folks on the TUSCL boards want to see as articles?

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From Here To Eternity

I’m watching “From Here to Eternity,” a 1953 black and white movie staring Burt Lancaster, Deborah Kerr, Montgomery Clift, Donna Reed, and (last but not least) Frank Sinatra. It’s set in Schofield Army Barracks, Hawaii, in the days leading…

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Troll haters

What is with all the troll hating going on lately? Why all the hostility? Troll Lives Matter! Can't we all just troll and be normal?

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[OT] What is your level of tolerance for inappropriate and/or undesirable commen

E.g. do you tolerate several comments before choosing to ignore a user, or do you click that ignore button like you've just had enough and now you're laying down the law?

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Stripper regular suddenly acting like angry girlfriend

Most of the strippers in the clubs are half my age and twice as good looking as me. I'm pretty sure they just see me as someone to get money out of. Since they don't see me as a boyfriend…

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OSU/UM

Ohio St putting a whooping on Michigan

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Great club, friendly staff and dancers

Great club, friendly staff and dancers

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Wife having sex with another guy.

I thank all of you for your suggestions on what to do if you catch your wife having sex with another guy. This did happen to me. I don't know why she would have done this because we never had…

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In a perfect SC, VIPs would have “free” weed—not champagne.

It does way more to enhance sensitivity than alcohol. Just saying.

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What happened to Strippercutie404?

Did she disappear, was she outed, was she a he (aka troll)? Just curious.

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What do you think when you see a PL in a front room makeout session?

Just curious what you guys think when you see a PL and stripper together like that in the front room.

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Why is a strip club like KFC?

Q Why is a strip club like KFC? A You go there for legs, breasts and thighs.

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Would anyone like a Chrome plugin that hides troll comments?

I've whipped one up for myself using just the Monkey Wrench plugin for Chrome and some very simple JavaScript, it works on the discussion boards here and makes any troll comments disappear based on troll names. I can provide…

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Let's be honest...

It's not the beaver that makes full nude clubs so amazing...it is 100% all the buttholes that you can admire (and hopefully smell + taste!)

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What would you do if?

What would you do if you walked in on your wife having sex with another guy?

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How many of you have been obducted by aliens?

I have been obducted 3 times by aliens. Twice they probed me

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Bareback in the club?

Anyone here ever creampied a stripper in the club? It is a fantasy of mine but haven't quite figured out how to pull it off yet...any advice would be appreciated.

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Jerry Springer uncensored. Not for Twentyfive's eyes.

https://www.xnxx.com/video-dblb74c/jerry_springer_tv_show_funny_fight

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Being a man may make u smarter, but it definitely does not make u intellectually

Lmao

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Logging in

When I go to log in the circle just spins and spins and never stops. I hit the back button and I am logged in. Just doesn't make sense?

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Black Friday night

Do you think Black Friday is a big enough “holiday” that the strip clubs will be relatively empty all night?

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First Extras

Thanksgiving is a time for reflection and I'm certainly thankful for all the dancers who provide extras and make SCing a fun experience. While in this reflective mood, I thought about my very first extras experience and considered myself fortunate to…

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What is your fave thanksgiving pie?

I think cherry is the best !!:)

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Also have a few questions about the lap dances in

Also have a few questions about the lap dances in the booths, small rooms (like the ones adjacent to the Miami room) and the VIP lounges upstairs. If I buy a fisha drink, will most allow my hands to roam…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Anyone from here going to be down there Thursday the

Anyone from here going to be down there Thursday the 6th of December? My buddy has another appointment, so won't be able to join me then. I land in the AM and am renting a car. I know I'm new…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I used the the ATM in the HK lobby. Checking

I used the the ATM in the HK lobby. Checking my Schwab account it does not appear they skimmed anything this time thankfully.

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Globe Zurich

I'm seriously considering going to Globe in Zurich before the year is out. Looking at the photos of the girls do you think I should ? Papi, I know you'd say NO :-) Jackslash - yes? http://club-globe.ch/en/girls.php

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Military concessions

Any clubs over there routinely offer free entrance to serving or ex-serving members of the military? A bouncer at a Vegas club overheard me talking about my service and waived me through. Nice.

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Looking to retire? Free or almost free homes in Japan.

http://inakanoseikatsu.com/

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Dallas 2AMer.

DALLAS (CBSDFW.COM) – One person was killed and another wounded after a shooting near the Dallas Cabaret strip club in Northwest Dallas. It happened shortly before 5:00 a.m. on Walnut Ridge Street near I-35. There’s no word yet on what led to…

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if this review is true what are the odds the reviewer has herpes now?

https://www.tuscl.net/listing-reviews.php5?id=2041

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Your initial impression

What is your sure fire method of having most of the dancers remember you for the next visit when going to a SC for the first time? I have found my method.

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I had $600. I took 7 strippers to VIP and got 21 lap dances at $25 each.. Wha

Q I had $600. I took 7 strippers to VIP and got 21 lap dances at $25 each.. What do I have now? A An STD.

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Vote for your favorite

1. How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. 2. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing? 3. What did the cannibal…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I heard the Mexico bank gives the current rate. Thur

I heard the Mexico bank gives the current rate. Thur nite thanksgiving day, omg, club is hopping at 10pm, not too crowded just right, great dance music, hot chicas are everywhere, this is too addictive. Can't imagine what's Fri…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelita is having some hot spinners from hk, it's getting

Adelita is having some hot spinners from hk, it's getting better.

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Can someone explain how the pimp angle works for strippers?

Part of me thinks when guys say this they are just somehow sour grapes as the girl is out of their reach, so if they see her or other girls with her being picked up or dropped off to the…

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Where the hell is shailynn?

WTF

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Dancer on a magazine cover

I recently saw a hot dancer from whom I got lap dnaces and in touch with her on a magazine cover.I am so surprises to see her on the magazine and inside there is spread.Then came to know she is…

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Las Vegas Options

In my regular SCing city, Tucson, AZ I'm used to $0 - $13 cover, $10 lap dances, $0 - $30 VIP cover, $20 - $25 VIP dances, and drinks $7 - $12. I read a few details on clubs…

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Goble goble goble

Who paying a bitch to goble goble goble tonight ?

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Yelled at by doorman/bouncer

I've been strip clubbing for about 4 years now. Last night was a first....I got yelled at by a doorman/bouncer. I'm not sure why...just want others opinions. A few facts. I was not drunk. I…

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Someone Else's Idea of a Review

Seriously? Someone thought this "review" would get published?? "yes indeed! I stopped in to see what was going on and after about 10 minutes in the club I see a sexy lady named "LXXXy". We talk for a few minutes and…

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Is this a sign of acceptance or a tool for discrimination?

I was opening a new bank account online today. One of the questions it asked is what industry do I work in. This was in addition to my actual job (such as doctor or lawyer), as it was…

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Thanksgiving weekend challenge

I want to see photo evidence (links) of as many "hot girl with ugly guy" as we can gather. Some rules to make it a real challenge: * No fake, no porn. Has to be from real life. * No artificial scenarios…

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Strip Club Attire

Does anyone have suggestions for the optimal strip club attire if you are looking to fully enjoy lap dance mileage.

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Happy Thanksgiving...

May your women and turkey both be moist, smoking hot, with big breasts, laying on their back ready to be eaten

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Rate this twerking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmRUgfkvnbg

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Have a Happy Thanksgiving

To all of you

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Nashville 2AMer.

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) - Metro police are investigating after gunshots were fired at a Nashville strip club early Thursday morning. It happened just after 2 a.m. a Déjà Vu on Church Street. Metro police reported a group of people in a…

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Why are strippers like Thanksgiving turkeys?

Q. Why are strippers like Thanksgiving turkeys? A. You only like them for the breasts.

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

The club has new rules now that state a dancer

The club has new rules now that state a dancer has to keep 1 foot on the ground at all times and no grinding or touching ass or boobs. A total buzz kill for customer and money kill for the…

The Event Center

Dayton, Ohio

Who owns this club now. It used to be owned

Who owns this club now. It used to be owned by Siren's out of Columbus, Ohio.....but never seemed to be able to make the grade.

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Pre-Thanksgiving Parties

Ive been mongering for many years and guess I just understood that many clubs offer Pre-Thanksgiving parties tonight. Doubt im going out, but if you want to visit your ATF tonights a good one

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Sunset Strip bust, where's the holiday spirit

POLICE: Four women arrested for prostitution at Sunset Strip Exotic Dance Club in New Windsor after neighbor complaints. Waiting for more information, this is the kind of news I hate to read.

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Happy thanksgiving from. Nicole1994

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