What not to do as a stripper

This should of went in the Dressing Room, lol.

I think someone had a bit to drink last night. ;-)

Damnit, I have just learned that I've reached the level on the crusty old fuck meter where, as soon as I see someone writing u instead of you, I stop reading.

@Subraman just have a Snickers you’re not you when you’re hungry;)

Ur not u when ur hungry* I spell checked for u bb

No I had zero intention of putting it in the dressing room. My level of give a fuck is zero

^; ))

lol @ the spelling correction :)

Do fruit tarts ferment?

:D happy to help, subra

^ how do you get to zero level give a fuck?

“how do you get to zero level give a fuck?”

Lots of drinking. And... we’ve come full circle.

Don’t pull a customer’s dick out on the main floor, without asking for a tip up front.

You gave a freebie?

I lost a regular over that. Granted, his spending wasn’t the best, but his massages were great

What not to do as a stripper

Don't promise (or lead on) what you cannot deliver.

Rogertex, so get a streetwalker if you want a hoe. otherwise boo hoo, nothing wrong with finessing a trick

don't try to make friends with your coworkers.

I dont try and make friends with them. Just a bit upset I hooked up some girl and she cannot return the favor when the guy is willing to spend on me. Instead has to say something bad to get him to not spend $$$ on me. That is fucking wack. If I got a guy or his buddy that wants to spend on another girl I do not keep the girl from making money like that. That is extremely beyond fucked up petty jealous bullshit right there.

Also one girl here says other girls tell guys not to tip her because she makes too much money. Fuck kinda socialist communist shit is this??? And they comment about her age when she is on stage.

Do not get the point of being that way. A lot of girls just hate instead of upping their game...

“Do not get the point of being that way. A lot of girls just hate instead of upping their game...”

Hooray for higher hustle competitive clubs. Well, when it comes to fellow dancers anyways...

^ So you're saying when they go low you go high ; )

Don't get high. That's for losers.

That's true nicespice good point. This is more of a smaller city or town issue in midsize to small clubs

Lol yeah. Well if you don’t stay somewhere for too long, then constantly getting that new girl money before bailing is probably a good idea.

I think it is more regulars money here right now because it is very slow. But weird. The money is fucking weird. Last week 3 days 2 of 3 350ish? Then sat 1200+ but 900 of it to drink vodka otc lmao.

This week weds -24.. thurs got me to net of $6 but left early. Fri 770 sat 914.. this be slow season. Gals with regs stayed in vip when I made nothing. Then tonite the ugliest fattest girl in the club sat in vip all night and made more than everyone else. Hmm good reg? Her prices low? Hoe? Confused

Summer was better...

Kick those fuglies in the nuts